f@#$%^g kids!(rant)
05-03-2004, 10:57 PM
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f@#$%^g kids!(rant)
Well I dont know how manny of you have kids but my son(almost 3 years) just freaked the ---- out of me!
I went to Sports Challet to get a water bottle for work.He was standing right by me and before I knew it he was gone.I could hear crickets chirping and ----.This place is the size of a ------- Walmart and he ran between the clothes racks.I swear my ------- heart stopped.I went into "Terminator" search/scan mode.I ran up every ------- isle and headed for the exit.I was yelling his name and people were looking at me like I was insane.I told one of the girls that worked there and they put the store on lock down.They have some code that they anounce over the loud speaker and I guess they have designated employes that head towards every exit.Man it semmed like for ever!I was pissed,scared and thinking the worse.
Not more that 20 seconds after they anounced whatever code it was guess who I see on the other side of the store playing on a treadmill.----!!I didnt know wether to hug him and be glad that some ------- nut didnt hurt/take him or to spank him there in front of every one for running away.So when I got to him he said"Hi daddy".
Sorry for the long *** post.Just needed to vent.
(my wifes not home)
I went to Sports Challet to get a water bottle for work.He was standing right by me and before I knew it he was gone.I could hear crickets chirping and ----.This place is the size of a ------- Walmart and he ran between the clothes racks.I swear my ------- heart stopped.I went into "Terminator" search/scan mode.I ran up every ------- isle and headed for the exit.I was yelling his name and people were looking at me like I was insane.I told one of the girls that worked there and they put the store on lock down.They have some code that they anounce over the loud speaker and I guess they have designated employes that head towards every exit.Man it semmed like for ever!I was pissed,scared and thinking the worse.
Not more that 20 seconds after they anounced whatever code it was guess who I see on the other side of the store playing on a treadmill.----!!I didnt know wether to hug him and be glad that some ------- nut didnt hurt/take him or to spank him there in front of every one for running away.So when I got to him he said"Hi daddy".
Sorry for the long *** post.Just needed to vent.
(my wifes not home)
05-03-2004, 11:00 PM
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Re:f@#$%^g kids!(rant)
hahaha. I've had that feeling I think, my memory isn't what it used to be. it's good you found the little guy.
at first I thought you were going to be ranting about how some neighborhood kids messed up your car, but this is much better.
at first I thought you were going to be ranting about how some neighborhood kids messed up your car, but this is much better.
05-03-2004, 11:03 PM
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Re:f@#$%^g kids!(rant)
Originally Posted by kyle
hahaha. I've had that feeling I think, my memory isn't what it used to be. it's good you found the little guy.
at first I thought you were going to be ranting about how some neighborhood kids messed up your car, but this is much better.
at first I thought you were going to be ranting about how some neighborhood kids messed up your car, but this is much better.
I used to make fun of people who had there kids on those "child leashes" but I might just have to get one
05-03-2004, 11:17 PM
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Re:f@#$%^g kids!(rant)
Not to scare you or anything, but the whole reason they started that code thing at walmart was cause of the walmart that I lived by in El Paso. A little girl got kidnapped from there and raped and killed. She was only 4 years old. It was some freaky ----.
05-03-2004, 11:25 PM
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Re:f@#$%^g kids!(rant)
Originally Posted by racerex
Not to scare you or anything, but the whole reason they started that code thing at walmart was cause of the walmart that I lived by in El Paso. A little girl got kidnapped from there and raped and killed. She was only 4 years old. It was some freaky ----.
05-04-2004, 01:59 AM
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Re:f@#$%^g kids!(rant)
Damn raffi, that sux man, i would hate to have to go through anything like that, closest feeling i had to losing my baby was forgetting to put my ebrake and my car in gear in a parking lot, i come out and im like what the ----, wheres my car (thought it was stolen for sure). So i look around and this mexican man and his wife are like holding my car up against there legs, i guess it rolled right before i got out, it like sandwhiched them between there trunk, i felt so bad/ embarassed. i was like ----, thanks, and boned out.
05-04-2004, 06:15 AM
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Re:f@#$%^g kids!(rant)
dude, i feel you. my daughter is 15 mos. old and gets around good as hell, she's old enough to haul ***, but not old enough to understand what she's doing or where she's going. i've caught her in my perephials just in time dippin out more than once :P
