Everybody and JD's mother....
 

hitting the end button on my cell phone hard enough to try and break it, I return to my quarter pounder with cheese meal.

It was the 3rd time in less than a half hour it had rang with somebody asking about a fucked up car....
My voicemail is full, and this happens all day, every day. Out of comic relief and perhaps somebody to share this frusteration I start sending a text
to everyone's favorite Volkswagon guru, joseph davis.

text #1 "joey, whats the best way of dealing with everyone in their mother calling you for tech questions, my heads about to explode"

text #2 "from the auto parts guys to a couple mechanics at the local goodyear, how do i start charging for this ----?"

text #3 "BTW CRX = Sex, VW = Fag, the combination of the two makes you bi-sexual"

i get no reply and continue to eat my lunch, phone rings again, JD's number comes up on the caller id

me: "Whats up fucker?"

Female on the phone: "yes, are you trying to send a message to joseph?"

(uh oh...)

me "umm yes mam is this not the right number?"

Female on the phone: "Joseph Davis?"

me:"is this Mrs. Davis?"

Female on the phone: "Yes well I just received three messages, and decided to call after the one about homosexuals, this is his mother"

me: "oh wow, mam I apologize I thought this was his number, I'm sorry those messages were defiantly intended for JD"

Mrs. Davis: "it's quite alright, do you have his number?"

me: "yes mam, I sure do,"

Mrs Davis: "here it is to make sure you have it" ect. ect.

me: "thank you, and sorry again, take care"

end of convo.


10 min later I get a text, quoting my original message part saying "everyone and their mother"

from her saying "HAHAHAH and JD's mother too, I'll tell him you called and send a text"


in short, really cool lady, that seriously could have sucked. I was embarrassed but she was cool about it.

She also agreed that VW's are gay.

Re: Everybody and JD's mother....
 

And you are :S

Re: Everybody and JD's mother....
 

ha ha

Re: Everybody and JD's mother....
 

lol, that was either rob, jd, or jd's cheese recepticle

Re: Everybody and JD's mother....
 

and if it was, which the thought defiantly occurred to me, good show! ---- you, and it WILL come back to haunt you ;)

Re: Everybody and JD's mother....
 

JD enjoys his mommy being harrassed by rude and lude commentary...

Re: Everybody and JD's mother....
 

It was JD's mom, she already has your name, address, SSN, and all your bank account #'s :o

Re: Everybody and JD's mother....
 

Am I the only Og member that does not have Jd number so I can harass him at 2am >:D

Re: Everybody and JD's mother....
 

The first time you pm him he will give it to you, lol. Dont worry he doesn't sleep, hes like a honda chuck norris.

Re: Everybody and JD's mother....
 

I dont have it but have talked to the weirdo on the phone once :3