Ebay descriptions suck ass.
 

So I decided to be like your average soccer mom and sell a bunch of ---- on ebay, and it turns out that writing descriptions to pictured items sucks ----. I mean, if you look at the picture and you can't tell what it is, should you buy it?
Anyway, here's some links to my new auctions. Tell me if I was too vague on the descriptions. .

Vtec phone:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...e=STRK:MESE:IT

obd 1 distributor:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

6x9 speaker boxes:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

stock airbox:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

EG half radiator:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

Bosch blow off valve:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

civc passenger window:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

Mad rare hubcaps:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

d15 longblock:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

d15 shortblock:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

civic washer bottle:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

D15 throttle body:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

Civic seats:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

Emerson tape deck:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

civic muffler:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

Digital answering machine:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...e=STRK:MESE:IT


Maybe I just wasted 2 hours of my time. I'll keep you updated.

Re: Ebay descriptions suck ass.
 

with the "mAD rAR3" in the description. i think its all gonna sell no problem. LOL

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20 bucks shipped for the radiator ;) <--- seriously

nice descriptions lard ass that breaks seams :P

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They look good, but you probably will still get questions from some dumbasses.
I like this one on the stock muffler.

"it and sounded like nothing, cause that's what stock mufflers are supposed to sound like. "

pretty funny

Re: Ebay descriptions suck ass.
 

hahahaha steve that ish is funny "The only flaw with them is the previous owner was a lard ass and made a rip in the drivers seat while sliding into the car to do cheeseburger runs." oh man

Re: Ebay descriptions suck ass.
 

my 'jdm mad tyte, sicc y0' center caps sold for over 60 dollars a set :-\

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tem=7953212461

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hahaha

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those are some of the funniest descriptions i've seen

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Personally, I feel I was at the peak of my potential with the saab plastic blow off valve description:

"Ask any real racer what blow off valve he prefers and you'll see why I'm selling this one. This thing is perfect for you sneaky bastards that are hiding turbo kits under your hoods and scaring old ladies. This blow off valve is in great condition and is gauranteed to impress your friends. No reserve."

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nah, this is the best LOL