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Dumb bitch lost my keys
----, I'm 300 km from home, i got a 300 ------- dollar speeding ticket on the way out here on friday :( i get here and my car is smoking alittle blue, I'm pretty sure i installed a couple of my valve seals wrong. :D that or its a countless array of other fucked up things.
So anyway i decide to check my timing belt before i leave because i let the bitch drive the car, and let me tell you a girl + 6 puck unsprung+ blown engine mounts = spinning and stalling everywhere. i pull the cover off and half the ------- belt is warn away. Looks like the lower plastic shroud thing came unbolted and roylally fucked it up. ------- retarded. I'm just glad i caught it when I did. And then the bitch looses my one and only key, somehwere between the house and car, haven't found it. I don't know the 4 digit number that was originally on the key (i should of worte the fuckign thing down) so now I'm fucked. I'm gona take apart the ignition and then just smash the steering lock with a big hammer or something............. or do you guys got any better ideas. will honda get me a key with the vin and proof of ownership? but its not all bad tho... wipped cream can be used for more things then just NOS >:D I'm also pretty excited about this too, I got her to buy a 91 civic 4 door speical edition today. Its so mint, cruise, A/c power windows. Rust free, only 1750 which is pretty cheap for a car like that up here. She keeps asking me how come her car doesn't 'sneeze' when she shifts and how come the tires don't spin when she floors it in first and second. pics of everything are coming soon... ^-^ and yea xenocron.... i shipped you your ------- ecu...I wouldn't scam you. My dad told me he got a package in the mail today that was for me, I wasn't expecting anything, so its probly your ecu that got returned. As soon as I get back i'll find out and if you're still pissed i'll send you some of your money back. ::) |
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whipped cream is good on ice cream
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Honda can cut you a key with just the VIN. They are supposed to, but often do not ask for ID or proof of ownership. I only got a valet key with my car when I bought it. So I had to get a master key made. No ID asked for, just the VIN.
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So, today was a :( :D >:D ^-^ ::) kind of day?
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whyy the ---- would you let a girl drive your car? especially if it has a 6 puck, all my bitches know their place, in the passenger seat. and just break the steering wheel lock, drive it home, then bring the registration to honda and they'll make you a key
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Haha...Tell Travis that since he lost your only key, youre not using lube anymore. Maybe your Klan brethren can get you a new key. I don't feel any sympathy at all for you, this is just Malcolm X's way of paying you back for all your bullshit. Karma, bitch :-*
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Re: Dumb bitch lost my keys
Originally Posted by DMX20
Haha...Tell Travis that since he lost your only key, youre not using lube anymore. Maybe your Klan brethren can get you a new key. I don't feel any sympathy at all for you, this is just Malcolm X's way of paying you back for all your bullshit. Karma, bitch :-*
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If you remove the cover on the collar of the steering wheel directly across from where you insert the key is the final place where the key turns, you can unbolt or unscrew this piece (has like a small 3 wire clip on it) and turn the slot with whatever you have handy.You can also always stick your cock in the cylinder and turn it like that, i heard canadians have small nads :X
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Re: Dumb bitch lost my keys
Originally Posted by DMX20
Haha...Tell Travis that since he lost your only key, youre not using lube anymore. Maybe your Klan brethren can get you a new key. I don't feel any sympathy at all for you, this is just Malcolm X's way of paying you back for all your bullshit. Karma, bitch :-*
So Malcolm X is paying people back now?? |
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Originally Posted by Cray91
Honda can cut you a key with just the VIN. They are supposed to, but often do not ask for ID or proof of ownership. I only got a valet key with my car when I bought it. So I had to get a master key made. No ID asked for, just the VIN.
maybe you can get a KKK member to take you to the dealership. |
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DUMB BITCH....WHERE'S MY ECU ???
Never thought I had to worry about a long standing member such as yourself Spenser. >:( |
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Originally Posted by 1337
If you remove the cover on the collar of the steering wheel directly across from where you insert the key is the final place where the key turns, you can unbolt or unscrew this piece (has like a small 3 wire clip on it) and turn the slot with whatever you have handy.You can also always stick your cock in the cylinder and turn it like that, i heard canadians have small nads :X
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Originally Posted by xenocron
DUMB BITCH....WHERE'S MY ECU ???
Never thought I had to worry about a long standing member such as yourself Spenser. >:( |
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what a bitch, ------- drives 300 miles to see some bitch, weren't enough hoes in your home town or what?
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dude 300km is like 27 feet
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takes about 2 and half hours to get here.... she use to live in my home town, and then she moved..... you'd all drive twice as far for ----- this good anyway. assclowns.
but whatever you haters, im not hitler, my dicks raw and im about to drink some absinth and take some t3s, cause thats how we role when we aint smokin trees 8) |
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4-digit code is also located on the passenger door lock cylinder
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Originally Posted by Spenser
takes about 2 and half hours to get here.... she use to live in my home town, and then she moved..... you'd all drive twice as far for ----- this good anyway. assclowns.
but whatever you haters, im not hitler, my dicks raw and im about to drink some absinth and take some t3s, cause thats how we role when we aint smokin trees 8) |
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sucks man, just take the white plastic thing off in the back, called the ignition switch, it is where the tip of your key goes in. its easy a few like phillups screws, hella easy, but your gona have to brake into the ignition anyways to get the stearing lock off, but i know of this cuz on my old da the switch went out and i had to replace it, and i started my car without a key and without it in the ignition... ;)
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Originally Posted by Snafubmx234
Originally Posted by Spenser
takes about 2 and half hours to get here.... she use to live in my home town, and then she moved..... you'd all drive twice as far for ----- this good anyway. assclowns.
but whatever you haters, im not hitler, my dicks raw and im about to drink some absinth and take some t3s, cause thats how we role when we aint smokin trees 8) |
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your car is a 88-91, any freaking honda key will open it, you just gotta jiggle it up and in and out while trying to turn it on, the tumblers in those cars are so wore down i can unlock them and start them in under a minute using any honda key
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Originally Posted by Rx7toCivic
your car is a 88-91, any freaking honda key will open it, you just gotta jiggle it up and in and out while trying to turn it on, the tumblers in those cars are so wore down i can unlock them and start them in under a minute using any honda key
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Originally Posted by Cray91
Honda can cut you a key with just the VIN. They are supposed to, but often do not ask for ID or proof of ownership. I only got a valet key with my car when I bought it. So I had to get a master key made. No ID asked for, just the VIN.
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Originally Posted by scottsi
dude 300km is like 27 feet
300KM is about 200 miles! |
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Originally Posted by DMX20
Originally Posted by Rx7toCivic
your car is a 88-91, any freaking honda key will open it, you just gotta jiggle it up and in and out while trying to turn it on, the tumblers in those cars are so wore down i can unlock them and start them in under a minute using any honda key
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don't they have locksmiths in canadaland?
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Originally Posted by krustindumm
4-digit code is also located on the passenger door lock cylinder
this blows chunks. |
Re: Dumb bitch lost my keys
Originally Posted by Rx7toCivic
Originally Posted by DMX20
Originally Posted by Rx7toCivic
your car is a 88-91, any freaking honda key will open it, you just gotta jiggle it up and in and out while trying to turn it on, the tumblers in those cars are so wore down i can unlock them and start them in under a minute using any honda key
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yea, i took my vin in and they called my mother cause the car is registrered in her name. key didn't work, so i took apart my lock and got the 4 digit code. and then just as i was about to try the new key, some guy walked up with my old one.... hahaha.
so anyways i replace my timing belt, and the damn thing wont start now. its off one tooth, so i'll fix it in the morning. another night in hell. |
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bump because spenser ripped of xenocron O0
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well im glad to see im not the only ass with ignition problems.
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Originally Posted by projekteg
bump because spenser ripped of xenocron O0
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