dumb bitch calls me an asshole!!!
 

well yesterday i was at the gas station getting gas when this brand new GTI pulls
up, this fine ass girl gets out (talking on the phone) and prceeds to fill up here car,
I noticed that she had grabed the desiel pump (green handle) and started to fill
her car. well being the nice person i am i shouted over to her to tell her that she had the wrong pump, and she shouted back cant u see i'm on the phone -------
so i said -----it she'll learn, well anyway i hung around while she went up to pay
and watched as she drove off (still on the phone) as she went around a couple of cornors and came to a red light, set there for a few and started to drive off, well
u guessed what happened,a BIG cloud of smoke and then her car died. well me being the ------- that i am i just had to drive by and tell her to have a nice day :'(

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HAHAHAHA classic! I hate people liek that man. Plus dont gas stations have rules if not laws on being on your cell phone and filling up at the same time, due to risk of fire? (which will never happen) Too bad you didnt have a camera on you, sho0ulda took some pics of her dumbass :P

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HAHA thats awesome! You should have rubbed her face in it a little more though. i.e. 'SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT LISTEN TO ME YOU STUPID ------- CUNTBAG!!!!'

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you sure about that man???

the gas stations around here have a special tip on the end you cant physically put a desial pump into a regular gas tank hole.


but ive seen odd'er things happen, lol.

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you sure her car wasnt a diesel;cause i know for a fact ;them big ass pumps won't fit in a regular gas car;unless it was old ass car

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No it wasn't a diesel car I know the diff. and it was an older station they haven't converted to new pumps yet

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You can put diesel in on accident, I have a vdeo of some dude doin that, he puts desiel in his audi and has to syphen it out, its auctually on one of the teckedmics vids, gumball 3000 i believe or maybe the players run. but ya that ---- can happen

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gas stations around here you can. I know someone who did it, thinking it would make his car faster ::)


But yeah, some diesel pumps have big rig size nozzles and others have regular size nozzles over here. Oh and just cause it won't fit in don't mean the bitch was smart enough the just hold it and fill er up.


Trick bitch is gonna get eatin' in her ---- by the dealership, warranty ain't gonna cover stupidity. if I was the service manager, I'd make her my skank bitch to ----- all over the net in exchange for fixing her car.

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Haha that's a pretty funny story.

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haha serves the bitch right.

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---- man I love ---- like this so much, stories like this are the ------- tits. That's one ------- pile of dick ----, if you dont know how to fill the right gas.


scott

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Haha haven't heard that one before...

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haha, just curious but how does desiel fuel destroy a gasoline engine?

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When I worked at a GM dealership we had a brand new Grand Prix GTP come in from some people that lived on a farm, his wife filled it up at their house not realizing their pumps are diesel for the tractors...bitches are dumb, this is why there is full service stations

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it doesnt destroy the engine but it wont start until u empty the ---- out

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hmm i heard if you start it you cant shut it off ??? oh and what does hatrack mean when her car went in a big cloud of smoke, then shut off?

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if it was fuel injected it would shut off dunno about carb since it would just suck more fuel in but as soon as the line to the fuel pump was empty it seems like it would

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lmao man that made my day >:D

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haha nice Hatrack >:D

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maybe it was a TDI?

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that dumb bitch :D

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Wow, my g/f's sister did the same thing to their durango. Amazingly like the girl in your story she's a ------- ---- too.

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i woulda stayed there for a good 10 minutes pointing and laughing at her.


------- ----.

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hahaha, thats hilarious :P man that made me laugh so hard. She got what she deserved :P