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Tom-Guy 09-28-2007 09:03 AM

Drupie FTW!
 
So Vee gets ahold of my cellphone yesterday and finds Mase in my contacts list.

The conversation included:

- I have $8500 to get tuned (mentioned at least ten times)
- I have an Evo
- I need to get tuned today, can you bump someone so I can do that?
- I'm coming Saturday and staying at your house so we can tune Sunday (main focus of the discussion)
- I have a burnt urethra (he clearly stated this at least twice)
- I'm bringing my son with me
- I can't stay at a hotel. I had a bad experience at a hotel once. I was robbed twice in the same day.
- I need to go to church Sunday before we tune, are there any churches where you live?
- My son and I are staying at your house Saturday, you are coming with us to church Sunday morning, then you are putting ITBs on my Evo for me before we tune.

It was a 9 minute five second call, and poor Mase didn't catch on until the last 20-30 seconds that he was being prank called. Eh, dropping $8500 in the first ten seconds of a conversation usually gives it away.

bluerex 09-28-2007 09:40 AM

Re: Drupie FTW!
 
http://www.thefunkstore.com/Cut-OutC...uble-Cover.jpg
???

TorganFM 09-28-2007 09:48 AM

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Mase as in Honda-Tech's tuning God that everyone sucks off. He regularly gets paid excessive amounts of cash to fly out to Iowa and random places to tune a bunch of cars in a day. He's good, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to do a lot of the ---- he does. I don't even think he builds motors, I think he just tunes them. Personally, I'd want my tuner to also be the builder to know what exactly is in there, how the clearances are, etc. That is if I were to pay to have something done which I'm not keen on.

drupie51013 09-28-2007 11:29 AM

Re: Drupie FTW!
 
hahaha Stifler what a Douche. Next is JDogg >:D.

drupie51013 09-28-2007 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by TorganFM
Mase as in Honda-Tech's tuning God that everyone sucks off. He regularly gets paid excessive amounts of cash to fly out to Iowa and random places to tune a bunch of cars in a day.

Yes it was.

abnaasefmb 09-28-2007 11:45 AM

Re: Drupie FTW!
 
My son and I are staying at your house Saturday, you are coming with us to church Sunday morning, then you are putting ITBs on my Evo for me before we tune.
I have a burnt urethra (he clearly stated this at least twice) how do you work that in

lol ;D

Tom-Guy 09-28-2007 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by abnaasefmb
My son and I are staying at your house Saturday, you are coming with us to church Sunday morning, then you are putting ITBs on my Evo for me before we tune.
I have a burnt urethra (he clearly stated this at least twice) how do you miss that part?

lol ;D

Fixed it for you.

BoostedDA 09-28-2007 01:37 PM

Re: Drupie FTW!
 
Oh man, yesterday was halarious. I couldn't believe how long that conversation went.

Vee=1 Mase=0

TorganFM 09-28-2007 02:22 PM

Re: Drupie FTW!
 
Do you regularly call Mase or was this a one time deal?

drupie51013 09-28-2007 02:33 PM

Re: Drupie FTW!
 
next week might be number 2. ^-^

ososlohatch 09-28-2007 02:34 PM

Re: Drupie FTW!
 
mase be close up in your face !!!
ill rok a fmu before that faggot tuned a car of mine :P

bigdaddyvtec 09-28-2007 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ososlohatch
mase be close up in your face !!!
ill rok a fmu before that faggot tuned a car of mine :P

Leed FTMFW.. He takes well to racial slurs directed towards him as well... lol.

drupie51013 09-28-2007 02:54 PM

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------S!!!!

ososlohatch 09-28-2007 03:27 PM

Re: Drupie FTW!
 

Originally Posted by drupie51013
colored fellow of African American decent

fixed ! ;)

Inquisition 09-28-2007 04:52 PM

Re: Drupie FTW!
 

Originally Posted by drupie51013
hahaha Stifler what a Douche. Next is JDogg >:D.

Speaking of that idiot. http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread...42985#30142985

Jesus Christ he is dumb.

drupie51013 09-28-2007 04:57 PM

Re: Drupie FTW!
 
im going to have to brainstrom of what im going to say to him. idea's anyone???

b18. 09-28-2007 06:11 PM

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bigdaddyvtec 09-28-2007 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by drupie51013
im going to have to brainstrom of what im going to say to him. idea's anyone???

tell him:


Hey nig... on second thought suck my bawlllllz!!!!! Can you taste the Urethra?? Ya bitch.... ya like that in ya face Mase!!!!


'HAHA

b18. 09-28-2007 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec
tell him:


Hey nig... on second thought suck my bawlllllz!!!!! Can you taste the Urethra?? Ya bitch.... ya like that in ya face Mase!!!!


'HAHA

God that's so tasteful and witty!

drupie51013 09-30-2007 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by wafflesincars
God that's so tasteful and witty!

:1

fe3tcourier 09-30-2007 01:18 PM

Re: Drupie FTW!
 

Originally Posted by Inquisition
Speaking of that idiot. http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread...42985#30142985

Jesus Christ he is dumb.

holy crap, i now understand the level of stupidity of the HT dudes you guys slag off continuously.

lower comp = more power on same octane ... DUHHHHHHH

"i've seen this before, its piston design"

yeah, the ------- big hole in the top that lowers the compression...

lol

d16u7nh 09-30-2007 04:58 PM

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i love how the noob on that H-T post just shuts him down

bigdaddyvtec 09-30-2007 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by wafflesincars
God that's so tasteful and witty!

Thanks nig. its a gift!!!

lolzercoastacopter

Tom-Guy 09-30-2007 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by fe3tcourier
holy crap, i now understand the level of stupidity of the HT dudes you guys slag off continuously.

Yeah, he argued with me about water injection as well. :1

Tom-Guy 09-30-2007 10:47 PM

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PS - I added my love to the HT thread.

b18. 09-30-2007 10:53 PM

Re: Drupie FTW!
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Yeah, he argued with me about water injection as well. :1


:-*

Tom-Guy 09-30-2007 11:21 PM

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That's nothing, I updated the water injection thread as well. I spent a good 30 minutes working out what the answers to Fred's homework should be for a variety of cases, depending on how he wants to finagle the units he was given to work with.

b18. 09-30-2007 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
That's nothing, I updated the water injection thread as well. I spent a good 30 minutes working out what the answers to Fred's homework should be for a variety of cases, depending on how he wants to finagle the units he was given to work with.

Are you still an e-thug if you gather research?
E-debater seems more applicable.

JD strives to be teh master e-bator
;D

Tom-Guy 09-30-2007 11:52 PM

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Probably the latter - I've always referred to it as swinging my massive e-penis around.

fe3tcourier 10-01-2007 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by wafflesincars
JD strives to be teh master e-bator

you sure got that one right...

but of course you did...

YOU HAVE WAFFLES ;-)

drupie51013 10-01-2007 08:46 AM

Re: Drupie FTW!
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Probably the latter - I've always referred to it as swinging my massive e-penis around.

:o


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