prelude9384

ahh i hate ------- possums, many have felt the wrath of my pellet gun

SkunT

me to.

although we dont see to many possums around here...

juli0_bustamante

i had one follow me in the parking lot..it was funny...then i realized...wait no its not!

traff1c

UPDATE: The dead possums homies teamed up on my bros little dog.... and fucked him up last night... hes got a mean *** cut on his leg, and requieres stiches.... so now were gonna let the pit loose on they asses its gonna be a killing spree...


Im gonna need to build a catapult to blast the dead ----------ers a block away or something

HondaTuner

LMAO.. videotape that ---- man

Shoot 'em with something small so they're crippled but not dead.. fling 'em in the air, and have a buddy take 'em out with a shotgun, like you were shooting clay pigeons.. that would kick ***. Or, fling them at a hated neighbor's house. That's always fun too

crx2fast

i like the way you think sinister

but i would just wound him so hes not dead. then i would soak his *** in gasoline, then light that ****** on fire while hes still alive muhahah muhahahahaha muhahahahahahahahaha
you better take a video or take some pictures of what ever you do to that little ******

robs99si

just put some m80s' in their mouths. some sonbabitch i knew back in high school put an m80 in a baby ducks mouth once.
but a posum i would have no regret of seing that done to.

HMT-Admin

I remember when I just turned 16 and I was driving my truck. I just had cleaned the ****** all up, tire dressing, wax etc etc. I was coming home one night and I ran over a possem, but its not like I just ran it over and it died. It's like the ------- thing exploded in my fenderwell, ya I was going 60mph but jesus christ it blew guts all over my fenderwell, blood, fur, guts melted all over the headers and exhaust pipe.

Then when I get home my dad was all mad at me and ----! wtf was I suppose to do.

What a ***, I think I have some home photos somewhere of that one, hah.

Sorry thats what I think everytime when I see possums.

Reddy

I once hit a possum in my Integra when it was lowered to the ground. It jammed my shifter up into the car so hard that I couldn't shift it so I pulled over to see what was wrong. I could see ---- hanging down and I thought I broke something so my buddy shined the light underneath (it was night) and the entire underneath of the car was red and chunks of the possum was hanging off everything. There was even hair jammed into my intercooler.


I possum also passed out and died in my back yard for no reason. So I left it there and something else eventually ate it Thr problem solved itself

R-MAK

har har har