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Damn Possum... couldnt hang....

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/drunkpossum.JPG

JK.... actually my lil bro's chihuahua mexi-mutt killed it... its killed 6 already.... 1 of them almost killed him... so i had to have some fun with this thing before i bagged it and tossed it in an alley...

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Damn, thats one tough chihuahua.. I always thought they were little prissy dogs..

Hilarious pic though, nice job on even thinking to do that :-P

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Haha, I have a feeling that picture is going to get -----d around the internet.
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damn i need to copyright that ----... or something...

and if you do see it somewhere else... you know where you saw it first...

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www.deviantart.com copyrights your pictures after you submit them ;)

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i went to my front porch like a month ago and a cat was playing with a what looked to be dead possum infront of the front door. the cat saw me and took off. i go inside for a dust pan to scoop up the possum and throw it in the neighbors yard. i slightly poked the possum before scooping it up and it started opening and closing its' mouth while it was lying on its' side, i took a crap cause that ---- had some big teeth. i looked at it while inside through a window and it got up, looked at me and walked away! those things are ------ ugly! :P

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its ------- dead, nice improv though ;)

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possums are ------- gangster, almost as bad as a pissed off coon.

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I didn't know you had possums in socal, we don't have any here, the coyote's would ---- them up for their coronas.

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;D

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/drunkpossum1.JPG

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ahh i hate ------- possums, many have felt the wrath of my pellet gun

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me to.

although we dont see to many possums around here...

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i had one follow me in the parking lot..it was funny...then i realized...wait no its not!

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UPDATE: The dead possums homies teamed up on my bros little dog.... and fucked him up last night... hes got a mean ass cut on his leg, and requieres stiches.... so now were gonna let the pit loose on they asses its gonna be a killing spree...


Im gonna need to build a catapult to blast the dead ----------ers a block away or something

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LMAO.. videotape that ---- man 8)

Shoot 'em with something small so they're crippled but not dead.. fling 'em in the air, and have a buddy take 'em out with a shotgun, like you were shooting clay pigeons.. that would kick ass. Or, fling them at a hated neighbor's house. That's always fun too ;)

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i like the way you think sinister ;)

but i would just wound him so hes not dead. then i would soak his ass in gasoline, then light that fucker on fire while hes still alive muhahah muhahahahaha muhahahahahahahahaha
you better take a video or take some pictures of what ever you do to that little fucker :D

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just put some m80s' in their mouths. some sonbabitch i knew back in high school put an m80 in a baby ducks mouth once.
but a posum i would have no regret of seing that done to.

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I remember when I just turned 16 and I was driving my truck. I just had cleaned the fucker all up, tire dressing, wax etc etc. I was coming home one night and I ran over a possem, but its not like I just ran it over and it died. It's like the ------- thing exploded in my fenderwell, ya I was going 60mph but jesus christ it blew guts all over my fenderwell, blood, fur, guts melted all over the headers and exhaust pipe.

Then when I get home my dad was all mad at me and ----! wtf was I suppose to do.

What a ass, I think I have some home photos somewhere of that one, hah.

Sorry thats what I think everytime when I see possums.

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I once hit a possum in my Integra when it was lowered to the ground. It jammed my shifter up into the car so hard that I couldn't shift it so I pulled over to see what was wrong. I could see ---- hanging down and I thought I broke something so my buddy shined the light underneath (it was night) and the entire underneath of the car was red and chunks of the possum was hanging off everything. There was even hair jammed into my intercooler.


I possum also passed out and died in my back yard for no reason. So I left it there and something else eventually ate it Thr problem solved itself :-\

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har har har ;D

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damn, it's too bad I don't live where any possums live or I might have some cool possum stories.