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Old 08-09-2008, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Jorsher
If your **** is too diluted or "clean" looking, depending on the quality of the test, they could have you re-test.
B vitamin.
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Old 08-09-2008, 06:59 PM
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My point was that my body fat is extremely low, which anyone that has seen me can vouch for.
He also get's angry when you try to take away his liquor.

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Old 08-10-2008, 04:01 AM
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you can also take a shitload of niacin, this helps you burn fat quickly...
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Old 08-10-2008, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Atticus
drink lots of viniger and water

+1...I have smoked the day before a drug test...I just drink a tablespoon or two of vinegar the night before, and then as much water as I can hold the next day before the test. Make sure you **** first thing when you get up that morning(that is a given for most ppl anyway) as that is your dirtiest **** of the day. Have you a gallon of water in the fridge and drink that ---- as much as you can before the test. Take you two or three more good pisses as well. By the time you go to ****, it'll look like that ---- came out of the faucet. If the test administrator trys to give you a hard time, just tell them you've had problems with your kidneys and the doctors has put you on a strict water regimine.
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Old 08-10-2008, 10:57 AM
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A ---- ton of water with vitamin b for color, works most of the time.

I was told, by a heavy smoker, that 'SureGel' from the canning section of the grocerie store is saposta' help you pass. But who knows.

For a job, chances are really good (90%) that you will be in a seperate bathroom, unsupervised. Just switch it with something clean.
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by dmotoguy
you can also take a shitload of niacin, this helps you burn fat quickly...
no it doesn't. quit regurgitating stupid ---- you heard from people while you were taking rips off the 6 footer.

in conclusion, you're a ------- retard.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by dmotoguy
you can also take a shitload of niacin, this helps you burn fat quickly...
No, it makes your urine bright neon yellow so it doesn't look like you slammed a gallon of water before walking in the door.
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There's also some ---- called yellow root tea. You used to could buy it already made, but it's not hard to find the roots growing next to a creek or stream. You pull a good bit of the stuff up(the root is actually very YELLOW in appearance) and wash it off, then boil it in a pot of water. Throw away the roots then drink the water once you've let it get cold. It taste's like complete ***, but it does do the job. I've never had anyone give me a hard time when my **** was watered down for a drug test, but it's been a long time since I've had to take one.
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Old 08-10-2008, 03:02 PM
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Not all drug tests are real, the company can't afford $100/pop for every prospective applicant. They test primarily on appearance and comportment, unless you got hurt at work then they always always always test.
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Not all drug tests are real, the company can't afford $100/pop for every prospective applicant. They test primarily on appearance and comportment, unless you got hurt at work then they always always always test.

most places will adminsiter the home test type things, then if that comes up + they send for the real thing. so if you can fool the cheap test (which isnt very hard) you are set.
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