2GeclipseRST

So a buddy of mine and I were getting my parts car ready to roll onto a trailer for some douche i work with to swing by and pick up for $125. We had just put the subframe and rear struts in and i forgot i had to crawl under there and zip tie the half shafts to the roll bar (snatched the entire drivetrain off the car and needed to keep the axles from dragging) and attach the rear center arm. I was pulling the bolts of of the rear arm looking straight up at it and had a spot of rust land directly in my eye. I'm under the car screaming about it, slide out, throw my glasses off, run inside and try blinking in a full sink for about 10 minutes. That didn't work. I went about finishing up the rear end of the car, drinking a beer and im stuck conversating with two people with add. One over my buddy's cellphone via text messaging (jt26, you salty bastard.) and one that just showed up to show up. He totally had to brag on intense motorsports in charlotte swapping in a gsr motor in his ef sedan and throwing boost at it. Says dynoed now it puts down 427hp and 302wtq or some ---- like that. I asked him if he's still running on blown shocks with cut springs and has a flexpipe exhaust. No-no. Chris got a job.

This whole time i'm thinking to myself "I've got ------- work to do and i have rust in my eye, it's cold, i'm losing daylight and nobody ever ------- calls before they come over anymore".

It's bad enough i dreamt last night that i dragged my ex's current boyfriend into my house and made his face look like that guy in the russian vid when he got hit with a tonka truck...... Hey, you're in my house and i dont like you, i'm damn sure going to kill your ***.

Anyway, i went out for a bmx ride on my bmx bike with my bmx buddies knowing i was going to have to go to the hospital the next day and all of a sudden, my eye teared up b/c of the wind in my face and it was gone.


I dont know what that has to do with anything but it ------- sucked. From now on, i'll do ---- from the side instead of directly under it. Painful lesson learned. I ALWAYS use safety glasses. I dont know what the ---- i was thinking. Probably about strangling jt26 through a cell phone. ------- retard. I really do hate your annoying ***. ---- your delslow. ****** *** girl's car.

JoshMO

You sure you don't have ADD? :P

E-b0la

Yep they usually have to drill it out of your eye. no joke.

2GeclipseRST

No. I've been drinking since 3 something in the afternoon. I've got 32 ounces of budwieser with my name on it. Coated my stomach with a shitload of refried beans and nachos at the mexican restaurant like nearly across the street from my house. Drank a few coronas working on the car, had a few at the restaurant. I'll probably fall asleep at the computer. My eye still hurts a little bit. I hope to god it doesn't get infected. I've gotten chunks of oil and ---- in the corners of my eyes and had a spark land on my contact lense when i wore contacts. I need to take better care of my ---- and pay attention. That's all i know. Never took into account i was working on a rusted *** car that has been sitting for god knows how long in weeds. I had ------- fire ants living behind the dash, in the firewall and all inside the drivers side frame of the engine bay. Swapping fenders was fun, needless to say. That car hates me b/c it knew exactly what i was going to do to it when i bought it. Take what i wanted, rape it for profit and then have it crushed. Luckily somebody is saving it.....for now. Bitch should be grateful but no. "here's rust in your eye, ******. Thanks for nothing."

Loki

Guy-Fast

I couldnt understand anything you wrote

88dx

+1 but I also didnt read anything you wrote

Guy-Fast

+2