A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

*fist

::)

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

You gonna bunk with Jon Boy?

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thanks for the cookies, nerds, and sweet tarts...

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

Yea, also you. :D
Can we drink and get emotional together and cry?

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

Bah, shithatch posted too quick!
And no problem dude, I try to pack ---- with as many goodies as I can, there was no room in that box for anything else. :l

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

Lol, damn whiskey dick it's a bitch. I've never had it that bad though.

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

Yuri, that story is sad on all sorts of levels. You should beat your wang unmercilessly for letting you down. Then kick your own ass for owning such a pathetic excuse for a penis.

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haha, i got a nice chuckle out of this. Same ---- happened with me and my old roomates sister. she tells me to meet her in her car in 10 minutes, i go puke from being ------- way to drunk and go down to her car and she is passed out in her car, i was like wtf bitch. Used exstacy next time, and lets just say she didn't go to sleep, until the dick made her sleepy.

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Ok... first off, that bitch sounds psycho. Have fun with that. Ever dated a psycho girl? Lets just say its never boring. Seriously. Good luck. Make sure you have proper health insurance, you are probably going to need it.

Your dick is a sham to the male race. Yes whiskey dick happens, but not after 7 beers, put on that cute little pink dress, Nancy. You deserve it. You also deserve to be punched in the ovaries.

Next, she was passed out on the bed. apparently undressed. and all I have to say about that, is where are the ------ nude pictures faggot? If you can't get any, why punish your HMT comrades? This site has a very solid foundation built partly upon porn. So, why do you hate us so much? I vote: ban. He's a commie.

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i don't really get how she gets owned. she's ------- her boyfriend, and never fucked you. meanwhile, you had a completely naked drunk bitch allover you, and you couldn't get a hard on.

to me, it sounds like you got owned.

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

speaking of ownage, reading owns you, topgun ::)

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haha, he must have missed the point of the story

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He took pics of the chick's dog but none of the chick. When I read that he took pics of the dog, I pulled my pecker out thinking that he was going to say that he took some of the passed out chick. But, no, looks like back to the porn forum.

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If I was any less of a failure then I am then there would be no story and no opportunity for these unmentioned pics. And what the ---- was wrong with the dill, I'll never know, I wasn't even that drunk since I drove back to campus. Whatever, I have 4 bottles of soco, 3 captains and 3 cases here so I'll be drinking with a bunch of random people tonight and erasing my utter failure as a human being.

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Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

actually, i read the whole thing (before i posted my reply).

upon another reading i fail to see how she got owned.

here's what i read (in my own words):

you get drunk with some chick. she's got a fucked up past due to drugs and her shitbag dad. has a boyfriend who is a marine, that she isn't sure she wants to be with. do i have it so far? she starts to talk to you, then straddles you, and you guys make out. you grab her tits, and your pecker isn't cooperating. start feeling on her ass, still no go. you go back to her place, where she proceeds to get buck naked, and is all fucked up. you still have a wet ------- noodle. you go in the bathroom, where you jerk it till you get hard. you come out of the bathroom, to find her passed the ---- out, and you are unable to wake her. you go to the bathroom, and rub one out. you then come out of the bathroom and sit on her couch. snap a couple pictures of her dog, and check on her before you leave. now she is ------- her boyfriend on your roommate's bed, and you're nearby.

if that's all correct, i still fail to see the ownage. maybe it's some sort of inside joke. ::)

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

Or the context thereof. I still love him though.

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

good, i still love you. ;)

while i understand why she's owned, so are you. you limp dicked fag.

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

Damn, I was hoping that you would figure out the error in your assumption... but I guess they don't learn ------s like they used to. Good day sir!

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yea, same kinda ---- happened to me, but i was all fucked up on opiates, and thats an excuse for it not working. But i will ---- that girl, its a project that has begun but hasnt yet finished. thats the way i see it. so take your time and finish what you started.

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

dude...when you cant get your dick up, you shove it in the chics mouth, and let her get it up for you...she would have never fallen a sleep with a dick in her mouth O0

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

------ too long and gay of a damn post. ---- here in the ass next time ------. damn cuase some ------domis on her ass and punish like noone has ever punished her before.

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

I say get her drunk again. Round 2! :y

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

ROUND MOTHER FUCIN TWO SAIS ------DOMIS SINISTER.
GET SOME ------
GET SOME

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

:l ;D

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

If your drunk and cant get your dick up when a girl is all over you then your probably gay

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i think thats the best thing that could have happened. Taking advantage of someone you want to have a possible relationship with (i assumed due to the stalking) is probably not the best first move.

if you do ONE THING, make sure you bring this up when she's sober!!!

whisky dick probably saved your chances. and a black eye or two (marine BF)

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

you did the right thing.

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

great job buddy. great job
if it was just a random hoe id say beat it up but if you really like her. you made a good impression, as long as you bring it up so she knows it happened.

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

im doubting that shes not going to remember the night and wonder if you really did poke her.

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

shoulda fucked her in the ass.

Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
 

You have it backwards. You missed the raped, rehab, crazy information. You want the one-and-done. No need to get mixed up with a nut job.