R-MAK

haha, i just got up 20 mintues ago, and i couldnt fall asleep till 5am

AgentMurdoc

i'm not too much of a medicine person.


it's 11 am now and I have yet to take a nap, my head hurts but my eyes won't close.

R-MAK

hmm, as a doctor, i recommend you to punch your self in the stomach/genitaly area until you pass out. side affects may include sore/bruised ********* & abdominal area and a stomach ache.

bambooseven

I feel ya murdoc, that has happened to me before.

projekteg

don't you hate it when you're super drunk at a strange bar when you're out of town and you meet some chick with big *** **** and long legs and she insists you can only go back to a hotel and then only lets you hit it from behind and you think she moans kind of deep but you're drunk as **** and this bitch is letting you ram her in the ***, then you wake up groggy in the middle of the night when she thinks you're asleep and you see her through the crack in the bathroom door STANDING there taking a ****

R-MAK

id get a divorce kevin if your wife has a sinep.

Donald125

WTF

projekteg

i didn't marry that chick, i mean, if that happened to me, that wouldn't have been the girl i married.

djfob

you need to smoke a fatty

Mrs. Spoon Fed

i hate pants