dont drink and attempt to drive
 

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haha, that sucks for him, serves him right though. ---- beer, i need me a 5th of jack and about 4 hours and im good. usually i just get buzzed like a mofo not even drunk.

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Thats hilarious!

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havent you seen the commercials man? Buzzed driving is drunk driving.

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lmao, but when im buzzed, i dont pass out with my car pinging the rev limiter ;)

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An entire fifth in 4 hours and you're buzzed? I find that hard to believe... unless you're pushing like 300 lbs. and are a raging alcoholic.

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St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony Larusa was passed out with the car in gear at a stop light a year or so ago. Foot on the break and out cold.

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That's fag4acclude in his precious audi

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I would have just stood there and waited for it to blow up. It's trashed at that point anyways.

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yeah i would have just watched and waited for the carnage, dude would probably still have the throttle open. :1 the engine was toast anyway.

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Yeah, definitely would have waited for a nice "pop".

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i find that a little hard to believe. acting like your not drunk is not the same thing as having your facilities at the time. yeah, you can drink it that quick, but you WILL be drunk.

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Yeah, a whole fifth of Jack in 4 hours and you're gonna be lit..

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Haha not really... But then again, I think I have a drinking problem

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go philllies, must have been a great game

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xanax and alcohol are a really bad combination.

Woke up in a friend's driveway, engine running, windows up, music blaring, in the middle of the hot Alabama summer sun the next afternoon. Not remembering a damn thing.

I stayed off the gas though.

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this girl used to always come over and drink then drive home. one night i got an angry call from her mom because she had made it home and passed out in the car with it still running and in drive, somehow she was sleeping with her foot on the break LMAO. never again.

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what a dumb ass how would not hear that? funny as hell thow

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arent you one of bitchasscrackers local friends?

dont act like youve never been piss drunk and knocked the ---- out >:D

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what a nice surprise for him when he woke up :X