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... but I have a dumb question ;D

First the facts: Scientist say that chocolate and "love/lust" are chemically the same thing. So my theory is, in an effort to eliminate the need for ----- and thus having more money for my car ^-^. Would it be better to:

A) Stick with ----- (because there really is no substitute)
B) Use chocolate syrup as lube whilst stroking the hammer
C) Kill myself for posting this useless ----



Remember this is just me BullShitting so don't take it so seriously :1

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... jesus.

You spend money on your -----? Its called get a booty call. You don't spend money on booty calls. Most of the time they'll spend the gas money to get to your place. Its free -----. the way it should be.

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Believe me if your getting ----- your paying for it one way or another. I live with my girl and trust me I pay... indirectly for her mysterious lady part fun. All women are this way.
You think your clever but your booty calls may seem free now but believe me valtrex is not cheap just ask Hotrex

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is scientifically proven that the same nerve endings in the clitoris and the head of the penis are the same nerve endings in and around the anus.

taking a poop FTMFW

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AH! No wonder my #2 top favorite thing to do is take a good ---- lol

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faggots :3

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talk about my threads useless

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x2

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Your useless post in my thread is what is really USELESS :P

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guys will always indirectly pay for ----- no matter how much game you got. just one of those rules of nature, it might be drinks, dinner whatever every girl ive been with has cost me $ in the long run. even at 50/50 when you're with a bitch you gotta do stupid ---- that adds up like dinner movies bla bla bla instead of hitting the mac and cheese/beer and working on your car. so if you really want to save some $ just send hotrex a PM, im sure he wont cost u a dime