spoon fed

Rubbing there face(not literally) in their **** or ---- is THE WORST thing you can do. You have to catch them in the act of doing it. Put bells beside your door and take it's paw and hit the bells when ever you take it outside. REWARD it when it's outside and takes a ----/**** and say "(insert name here) GOOD BOY/GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and lots of petting under his/her chin. You shoudln't pet a dog on top of it's head. When my dog wants out he ring the bells to go out.

And i forgot NEVER!!!!!! hit a dog with your hand. If you are going to give him a "tap" use a rolled up news paper and hit him on the *** NEVER the nose.
any questions? feel free to ask!

Tom-Guy

WHY YOU HIT MY DOG CALL HIM ---- YOU?

Donald125

I did pretty much everything u guys mentioned above, to teach my dog to ----/**** in a plastice pan like a cat LOL
and again, it is most effective RIGHT at the moment after the dog done whatever he`s not suppse to do (----, ****, bitting, barking and whatnot)

evo_lucian

I usually bit the ---- out of my two dogs when they get out of line. I tried talking but it didnt work. This one time, one of them ate one of my rarest chicken (puerto rican) so i took its bowl and hit it across the head a couple times. I felt bad afterwards but it deserved. I was gonna fight the chicken to make some spare cash.

scottsi

ahahahaha, good one.

ifly87

I guess the tissues in dog's noses are very sensitive and can be damaged easily, so your not supposed to "pop" it in the nose.

igotnothin

get a shock colar. one that has the warning beep ---- to. ---- the try a lower shock full shock the firstime you see him doing something bad and tell him no. has to beep with the shock. than the next time he starts to do something just beep it and the dog is like oh ----. my lab was a bitch to train. never finished with him one day the power went out and he ran the radio fence. car wacked him good

Tom-Guy

Labs are stupid dogs.

I want an ole hound dog as a pet.

8secivic

best way to get a dog potty trained is crate train it. it wont go pee or poop in its cage and when it does its ---- outside reward it. my dog was potty trained at 5 months old and hasnt done it in along time. but my dog always ------- bites me and sometimes i want to hit him. but im still working with him hes a inbred mut.

zex_cool

this is one of the funniest threads i have read in a long time.


rofl ! ! ! ! !