dirty mexican rant
06-01-2005, 02:48 AM
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Re: dirty mexican rant
for the $2 a shot you spent letting of a 300 Mag, I can shoot (or DROP in your racist "BEAN" mind!) 100 + targets.
The biggest ******** with the smallest DICKS have the biggest guns because they can't hit "the broadside of a barn!"
Try holding onto a .500 Nitro Express!!!!!!!!! NOT FUN!
The biggest ******** with the smallest DICKS have the biggest guns because they can't hit "the broadside of a barn!"
Try holding onto a .500 Nitro Express!!!!!!!!! NOT FUN!
06-01-2005, 10:30 AM
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Re: dirty mexican rant
Originally Posted by mycrx
could if we knew who they were,only know they r beans
06-01-2005, 12:28 PM
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Re: dirty mexican rant
somehow, I get the feeling it would be more like this ----->
"uh, hey... um, are you sure that's your duck blind
(nervously scratches head) I think you might have took ma' duck blind from over there on accident."
(the shorter and inherently more mean-looking mexican would look at the other one and be like...)
"mycrx es la persona mas guey de HMT"
(the quiet one would be like...)
"verdad"
(mycrx)
"uhh, okay, well i need ma' duck blind cuz I ain't very sneaky and I'm a terrible shot... do you think I can have it back for a while?"
(this would continue for a couple of minutes until the Mexicans grew weary of mycrx set down his duck blind, and beat his ***)
"uh, hey... um, are you sure that's your duck blind
(nervously scratches head) I think you might have took ma' duck blind from over there on accident."(the shorter and inherently more mean-looking mexican would look at the other one and be like...)
"mycrx es la persona mas guey de HMT"
(the quiet one would be like...)
"verdad"
(mycrx)
"uhh, okay, well i need ma' duck blind cuz I ain't very sneaky and I'm a terrible shot... do you think I can have it back for a while?"
(this would continue for a couple of minutes until the Mexicans grew weary of mycrx set down his duck blind, and beat his ***)
06-01-2005, 06:50 PM
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Re: dirty mexican rant
Originally Posted by Special FX
somehow, I get the feeling it would be more like this ----->
"uh, hey... um, are you sure that's your duck blind (nervously scratches head) I think you might have took ma' duck blind from over there on accident."
(the shorter and inherently more mean-looking mexican would look at the other one and be like...)
"mycrx es la persona mas guey de HMT"
(the quiet one would be like...)
"verdad"
(mycrx)
"uhh, okay, well i need ma' duck blind cuz I ain't very sneaky and I'm a terrible shot... do you think I can have it back for a while?"
(this would continue for a couple of minutes until the Mexicans grew weary of mycrx set down his duck blind, and beat his ***)
"uh, hey... um, are you sure that's your duck blind
(nervously scratches head) I think you might have took ma' duck blind from over there on accident."(the shorter and inherently more mean-looking mexican would look at the other one and be like...)
"mycrx es la persona mas guey de HMT"
(the quiet one would be like...)
"verdad"
(mycrx)
"uhh, okay, well i need ma' duck blind cuz I ain't very sneaky and I'm a terrible shot... do you think I can have it back for a while?"
(this would continue for a couple of minutes until the Mexicans grew weary of mycrx set down his duck blind, and beat his ***)
06-01-2005, 07:04 PM
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Re: dirty mexican rant
Originally Posted by d16forlife
Originally Posted by Special FX
somehow, I get the feeling it would be more like this ----->
"uh, hey... um, are you sure that's your duck blind (nervously scratches head) I think you might have took ma' duck blind from over there on accident."
(the shorter and inherently more mean-looking mexican would look at the other one and be like...)
"mycrx es la persona mas guey de HMT"
(the quiet one would be like...)
"verdad"
(mycrx)
"uhh, okay, well i need ma' duck blind cuz I ain't very sneaky and I'm a terrible shot... do you think I can have it back for a while?"
(this would continue for a couple of minutes until the Mexicans grew weary of mycrx set down his duck blind, and beat his ***)
"uh, hey... um, are you sure that's your duck blind
(nervously scratches head) I think you might have took ma' duck blind from over there on accident."(the shorter and inherently more mean-looking mexican would look at the other one and be like...)
"mycrx es la persona mas guey de HMT"
(the quiet one would be like...)
"verdad"
(mycrx)
"uhh, okay, well i need ma' duck blind cuz I ain't very sneaky and I'm a terrible shot... do you think I can have it back for a while?"
(this would continue for a couple of minutes until the Mexicans grew weary of mycrx set down his duck blind, and beat his ***)
lol
06-01-2005, 09:04 PM
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Re: dirty mexican rant
---- that ignorant ----... heres a joke for you ******* to get off that racist ----
Its long and i translated it from spanish to english, so bare with me
Theres this white guy hunting ducks on edge of the rio grande.... and this poor bastard hadn't shot a single duck all day... he tried and tried but couldnt shoot a damn thing.... He had to take a **** so he put his shotgun down, when it accidently discharged into the air. He looked up and saw that by accident he shot a ------- duck... he fallowed it as it hit the ground, but noticed that it landed on the mexican side of the river. He looks across and notices this stereotypical mexican taking a nap under the shade of a cactus. The hunter yells out "Excuse me senior, That duck is mine" and the mexican gets up and points to the duck and tells him "this duck?" Why do you want to bother that duck for, look at him he's sleeping, anyways he's on my side, so that makes him my duck." Then the hunter crosses the river and starts arguing with the mexican, he keeps telling him that he shot the duck so its his, and the mexican didnt want to just give up the duck so he tells the hunter, "I'll tell you what, you want him, ok... but were going to have to bet something for him." The hunter replies "sure ok how much." "NO, no, no, not money, money is cheap, money doesn't hurt" replied the mexican. "What are you talking about?" said the hunter. "Im talking about a kick in the *****, whoever can take it without flinching gets to keep the duck." said the mexican. SO they agree to a kick in the ***** and the hunter was all cocky and said "ok get ready i kick first." "No way, the duck landed on my side so i kick first." stated the mexican. So the hunter leaned back a bit, and the mexican polished the tips of his boots, took a few steps back and got a running start, and BAMMMMM!!!!!! kicked him right in the nuts..... The hunter immediatly threw himself to the ground, houling, and screaming in agony.... After about an hour of laying there clutching his nutts and coughing... the hunter finally got up and said excitedly "ok its my turn, get ready here i come" Thats when the mexican tells him, " All that ---- over a ------- duck man, ill tell you what.... just keep him he's yours"
So the moral of the story is dont mess with mexicans... you just cant win.... and you might end up getting kicked in the *****
Its long and i translated it from spanish to english, so bare with me
Theres this white guy hunting ducks on edge of the rio grande.... and this poor bastard hadn't shot a single duck all day... he tried and tried but couldnt shoot a damn thing.... He had to take a **** so he put his shotgun down, when it accidently discharged into the air. He looked up and saw that by accident he shot a ------- duck... he fallowed it as it hit the ground, but noticed that it landed on the mexican side of the river. He looks across and notices this stereotypical mexican taking a nap under the shade of a cactus. The hunter yells out "Excuse me senior, That duck is mine" and the mexican gets up and points to the duck and tells him "this duck?" Why do you want to bother that duck for, look at him he's sleeping, anyways he's on my side, so that makes him my duck." Then the hunter crosses the river and starts arguing with the mexican, he keeps telling him that he shot the duck so its his, and the mexican didnt want to just give up the duck so he tells the hunter, "I'll tell you what, you want him, ok... but were going to have to bet something for him." The hunter replies "sure ok how much." "NO, no, no, not money, money is cheap, money doesn't hurt" replied the mexican. "What are you talking about?" said the hunter. "Im talking about a kick in the *****, whoever can take it without flinching gets to keep the duck." said the mexican. SO they agree to a kick in the ***** and the hunter was all cocky and said "ok get ready i kick first." "No way, the duck landed on my side so i kick first." stated the mexican. So the hunter leaned back a bit, and the mexican polished the tips of his boots, took a few steps back and got a running start, and BAMMMMM!!!!!! kicked him right in the nuts..... The hunter immediatly threw himself to the ground, houling, and screaming in agony.... After about an hour of laying there clutching his nutts and coughing... the hunter finally got up and said excitedly "ok its my turn, get ready here i come" Thats when the mexican tells him, " All that ---- over a ------- duck man, ill tell you what.... just keep him he's yours"
So the moral of the story is dont mess with mexicans... you just cant win.... and you might end up getting kicked in the *****
