definitions
 

The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls".

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: 'You're next fatty'.

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