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Jorsher 04-03-2007 05:43 PM

the definition of a *censor*
 
Ok, I have to retype this since apparently the 'n' word is racist whether it's referring to a black person or not. I was referring to a black person but never said it, although it could be assumed by the mention of chrome on a piece of ---- car.

Anyway, two days ago, I was backing away from the mailbox at my apartment. I didn't get even a foot out the parking spot and someone comes flying around the corner blaring their horn.

Then yesterday when I was leaving for work, it felt like my back wheel was going over a bump. I stopped and looked but didn't see anything, so left because I was running late. By time I got out of the apartment complex it stopped with the "bump." When I got home that day I checked the tire and found two nails. Odd how you get two nails right next to eachother on the same tire while the rest are ok. I know someone did it because the nails would have been flattened by time I got home if I got them while driving, and there's no way in hell you randomly get two nails stuck in your tire right next to eachother on the same tire. Anyway, ---- it. The tire didn't go flat so whatever, even though they're brand new and dont even have 500 miles on them.

Today, driving out of the apartment complex. The same car that about hit me the other day was riding my ass when I was going 70 in a 50 anyway. Then they passed me, and rode in the center lane by where they're doing construction so all the ------- rocks were flying at my windshield at 85mph.

So, what are my options?

I can call the cops, and they probably won't do ----. Then later on if I decide to take matters into my own hands, I'll be a prime suspect. On the other hand, if it does happen again maybe they'll be able to link it to this fucker.

I can wait a month until I move, then throw a brick in their window and light the car up. That could possibly get me in trouble, but I doubt it if I'm in some random car. Will probably get some georgia homies to help me with it while they're up here so the car can't be found. If I do that, they could do a number of things to my car between now and then.

I can move out ASAP, which would cost me a shitload of money, but wouldn't have to worry about it again.

I can buy a camera from walmart just to watch it, then return it when I'm done. But isn't their something where video evidence is useless unless it catches a plate or something?

Give me some GOOD ideas. No bullshit that won't work or will get me arrested.

HondaTuner 04-03-2007 05:47 PM

Re: the definition of a *censor*
 
Make sure he doesn't steal your package coming tomorrow O_O

HMTguy 04-03-2007 06:37 PM

Re: the definition of a *censor*
 
I vote for retaliation plus "collateral damage" :6 Cops aren't likely to do ----.

Jorsher 04-03-2007 07:04 PM

Re: the definition of a *censor*
 

Originally Posted by jagojon3
I vote for retaliation plus "collateral damage" :6 Cops aren't likely to do ----.

Exactly what i'm thinking. Cops won't do ----. I'm gonna burn the ----------er down whenever I find out where he lives. It's bullshit he keeps ------ with me because he about fucked up. Lets see some crome with melted rubber around it.

Dr.Boost 04-03-2007 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jorsher
Lets see some crome with melted rubber around it.

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BigD 04-03-2007 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
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All the ballas around our apartment have huge ass chrome rims on some shitty cars. Brick---window---then some gas----then some meted rubber on ugly as chrome rims.

alpalwal 04-03-2007 07:58 PM

Re: the definition of a *censor*
 
next time you're driving next to him call the cops and report a drunk driver. Suggest to the cops that you'll even be such a good citizen as to follow them untill the cops show up.

it works.

BigD 04-03-2007 08:00 PM

Re: the definition of a *censor*
 
He's trying to get around them ------- with his car for the next month while we still live here. Cops need to stay away from this apartment ::)

G2turbo_terror 04-04-2007 09:19 PM

Re: the definition of a *censor*
 
Do you have a friend who you can temporarly trade cars w/to protect yours? After you move out, retaliate >:D

Tom-Guy 04-04-2007 10:40 PM

Re: the definition of a *censor*
 
Jorsher probably fucked the guy's gf when crunked and doesn't remember it, now he thinks this harrassment is out of the blue. ;)

90accordIHI 04-04-2007 11:03 PM

Re: the definition of a *censor*
 
just wait it out a month. chances are these brothers are gonna keep doing ---- if you retaliate

salesmonkey 04-04-2007 11:20 PM

Re: the definition of a *censor*
 
get a backho tractor and smash his car in and then get out of there haha. sounds like you would get caught but a couple years ago some guy did that to the local cash advance place and smashed it threw that back, robbed the place and got away. dont ask me how haha

buk9tp 04-04-2007 11:52 PM

Re: the definition of a *censor*
 
1) find bum.
2) give bum 20 bucks.
3) point out car and tell him to be creative.

Slo_crx1 04-05-2007 01:48 AM

Re: the definition of a *censor*
 

Originally Posted by buk9tp
1) find bum.
2) give bum 20 bucks.
3) point out car and tell him to be creative.

I like that idea! :D Good job Buk ;D

johnmichael 04-05-2007 02:17 AM

Re: the definition of a *censor*
 
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hours of headache.

d16forlife 04-05-2007 07:47 AM

Re: the definition of a *censor*
 
I hate apartments :7. I lived in some for a couple of months when I first moved out of my parents house. Then I moved to a rental house even though I couldnt afford it just to get away from living in an apartment. I couldnt afford to eat anything but Top Ramen......but I had a back yard and a one car garage :6

If you can afford it, move out!!

imburne 04-05-2007 08:21 AM

Re: the definition of a *censor*
 

Originally Posted by Jorsher
I can wait a month until I move, then throw a brick in their window and light the car up. That could possibly get me in trouble, but I doubt it if I'm in some random car. Will probably get some georgia homies to help me with it while they're up here so the car can't be found. If I do that, they could do a number of things to my car between now and then.

Theres your best bet. Revenge is a meal always served best, Cold.

I just sprayed my neighbors car with airplane stripper after I told the ---- to stop having her little peace of ---- dog piss all over the plants in front of my window (apt.)... Anyhow her and some piece of ---- little thug around here just got into a argument, perfect timing.. The guy was already blamed for doing some dumb ass ---- around here. What do I do.. Yeah, hook up her car with a little shang fang.


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