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Darkelvis 08-28-2008 04:44 PM

darkelvis is a postwhore today...
 
seeing as how I'm bored and jobless (thank you tesoro corp. for shutting us down..oh well, i start my new job next week) I have nothing better to do than sit around on the internet all day. I took my laptop into the bathroom to read some HMT while I took a ---- and I sat there for so long that my legs went numb...

Maybe I'll just go through threads and +1 some ---- like other people do when they are bored.

the end

Hitchhikkr 08-28-2008 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jay
And shortly thereafter, cue his eminent failure.


Darkelvis 08-28-2008 05:00 PM

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+1

god damned noobs bumping my postwhoring thread

MikeJ-2009 08-28-2008 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkelvis
I took my laptop into the bathroom to read some HMT while I took a ---- and I sat there for so long that my legs went numb...


hahaha.

It's only funny to those who've done it. :6

Why don't you go into the OG forum and make 10 bucks.

Darkelvis 08-28-2008 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
hahaha.

It's only funny to those who've done it. :6

Why don't you go into the OG forum and make 10 bucks.

Never been in the OG forum.

catch.can 08-28-2008 05:15 PM

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me eather and there are people in there that ive been a memeber for i vast ammount of time before them, not to mention, people not even boosted and never have boosted. hermmm

widebody93 08-28-2008 05:16 PM

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You talking anout sinister :l

dmotoguy 08-28-2008 05:27 PM

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a nog forum?

hondacivc93 08-28-2008 05:27 PM

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+1


x2



Darkelvis 08-28-2008 05:31 PM

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anyone else ever just look through old posts and come across a gem like this?


Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Sometimes when I get nervous I pee a little bit. Not like a lot of pee, just enough to wet my underwear. It's not that big of a deal, but it really hurts my self-confidence. I feel ashamed and the worst part is sometimes it happens when I'm getting intimate with a girl. I just get nervous and it starts leaking. :-[ :-[ :( Sorry, I just had to let that out. :-[


dmotoguy 08-28-2008 06:09 PM

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I've always liked that quote.

HMTguy 08-28-2008 06:09 PM

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Haha, bring up some more old funny ---- since you have nothing better to do. Nothing that would make me look stupid though.

stenseltizm 08-28-2008 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by hatchboy
me eather and there are people in there that ive been a memeber for i vast ammount of time before them, not to mention, people not even boosted and never have boosted. hermmm

yeah how the ---- does that work, just another bonus for useless post -----s? Sounds like fun :P

Darkelvis 08-28-2008 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I want to open a shop so I can sell L.E.D. muffler tips and "powered by mexican" stickers. That market is hot right now!!!!!!
Maybe offer customers a run on my butt dyno.



Originally Posted by jagojon3
What happened to the thread where I showed boobies? Damn my ----'s already gettin deleted?


Originally Posted by Stealthmode
No, really guys. If you just give Kenny Chesney a chance you'll find that heavy metal isn't what its cracked up to be.

Ah, Kenny Chesney and Vicodin..........my escape


I'm already bored, but stevemode has some nice ones if you look through them, oh yea and damnit...someone important let me in the og forum





widebody93 08-28-2008 09:30 PM

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Didnt you just buy a big house? And then you lost your job. O thats gotta hurt. Good thing you got another job lined out.

ichbinsobose 08-28-2008 10:14 PM

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:-*

RacingTiger 08-28-2008 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by hatchboy
me eather and there are people in there that ive been a memeber for i vast ammount of time before them, not to mention, people not even boosted and never have boosted. hermmm

True Dat! I've been here since 2003 and dont have OG access

seerex 08-29-2008 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by RacingTiger
True Dat! I've been here since 2003 and dont have OG access

Post count owns you :-*

miss-piggy 08-29-2008 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by RacingTiger
True Dat! I've been here since 2003 and dont have OG access

Facists!

Darkelvis 08-29-2008 01:51 AM

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WOOOOOOOOO....BEER AND TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!tomorrow is going to suck


Originally Posted by widebody93
Didnt you just buy a big house? And then you lost your job. O thats gotta hurt. Good thing you got another job lined out.

I'm not too worried about it, I'm jsut considering it a (unpaid) 2 week vacation.

miss-piggy 08-29-2008 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Darkelvis
WOOOOOOOOO....BEER AND TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!tomorrow is going to suck

I'm not too worried about it, I'm jsut considering it a (unpaid) 2 week vacation.

Should have filed for unemployement. It'd take 8-10 weeks but the state would have paid you for your 2 week vacation assuming you were in fact let off due to the place closing and not fired.

NIGn0g 08-29-2008 01:56 AM

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I should stop writing on hmt when I'm drunk... :1

Darkelvis 08-29-2008 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by bigwig
Should have filed for unemployement. It'd take 8-10 weeks but the state would have paid you for your 2 week vacation assuming you were in fact let off due to the place closing and not fired.

---- that. I don't need the government's help to pay my ------- bills. The place closed down and it was my dumb ass that didn't get a job a month ago when we suspected that it would. I don't need any ------- handouts.

miss-piggy 08-29-2008 02:10 AM

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It's not a hand out. The government holds your money that you paid via unemployment tax so that when you get fired/let go/whatever they can pay you back. It's your money. The government is just holding it for you.

Tom-Guy 08-29-2008 02:36 AM

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Get the ------- handout and give it to me. I'll put a "Sponsored by Darkelvis Racing" banner on my drag car, and spend the money on crack and underage hookers.

BigD 08-29-2008 04:30 AM

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I'm bored as hell to. When I decide to find a new job I can't find jack. Going for a post interview for Walgreens customer service tomorrow. Maybe I'll get lucky. I need a job with good insurance for cheap legal meds :P

dmotoguy 08-29-2008 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bigwig
It's not a hand out. The government holds your money that you paid via unemployment tax so that when you get fired/let go/whatever they can pay you back. It's your money. The government is just holding it for you.

that isnt quite how it works.. employers pay a good chunk of it as well and it goes up every time they have a claim... it might be different if your company went out of business... but if you get laid off from a small business it really hurts them to have people claim unemployment.. and the system makes it so easy for people that were "fired" to claim, its a joke.

Tough-guy 02-19-2009 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by dmotoguy
that isnt quite how it works.. employers pay a good chunk of it as well and it goes up every time they have a claim... it might be different if your company went out of business... but if you get laid off from a small business it really hurts them to have people claim unemployment.. and the system makes it so easy for people that were "fired" to claim, its a joke.

Um wrong. Quantum mathematics are cake compared to UI bene's in AZ or WA.

CXyD 02-19-2009 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Tough-guy
Um wrong. Quantum mathematics are cake compared to UI bene's in AZ or WA.

What?

buk9tp 02-19-2009 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by 92CXyD
What?


Originally Posted by jay
And shortly thereafter, cue his eminent failure.



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