darkelvis is a postwhore today...
seeing as how I'm bored and jobless (thank you tesoro corp. for shutting us down..oh well, i start my new job next week) I have nothing better to do than sit around on the internet all day. I took my laptop into the bathroom to read some HMT while I took a ---- and I sat there for so long that my legs went numb...
Maybe I'll just go through threads and +1 some ---- like other people do when they are bored. the end |
Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Originally Posted by jay
And shortly thereafter, cue his eminent failure.
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
+1
god damned noobs bumping my postwhoring thread |
Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Originally Posted by Darkelvis
I took my laptop into the bathroom to read some HMT while I took a ---- and I sat there for so long that my legs went numb...
It's only funny to those who've done it. :6 Why don't you go into the OG forum and make 10 bucks. |
Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
hahaha.
It's only funny to those who've done it. :6 Why don't you go into the OG forum and make 10 bucks. |
Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
me eather and there are people in there that ive been a memeber for i vast ammount of time before them, not to mention, people not even boosted and never have boosted. hermmm
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
You talking anout sinister :l
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a nog forum?
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+1
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anyone else ever just look through old posts and come across a gem like this?
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Sometimes when I get nervous I pee a little bit. Not like a lot of pee, just enough to wet my underwear. It's not that big of a deal, but it really hurts my self-confidence. I feel ashamed and the worst part is sometimes it happens when I'm getting intimate with a girl. I just get nervous and it starts leaking. :-[ :-[ :( Sorry, I just had to let that out. :-[
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
I've always liked that quote.
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Haha, bring up some more old funny ---- since you have nothing better to do. Nothing that would make me look stupid though.
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Originally Posted by hatchboy
me eather and there are people in there that ive been a memeber for i vast ammount of time before them, not to mention, people not even boosted and never have boosted. hermmm
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I want to open a shop so I can sell L.E.D. muffler tips and "powered by mexican" stickers. That market is hot right now!!!!!!
Maybe offer customers a run on my butt dyno.
Originally Posted by jagojon3
What happened to the thread where I showed boobies? Damn my ----'s already gettin deleted?
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
No, really guys. If you just give Kenny Chesney a chance you'll find that heavy metal isn't what its cracked up to be.
Ah, Kenny Chesney and Vicodin..........my escape I'm already bored, but stevemode has some nice ones if you look through them, oh yea and damnit...someone important let me in the og forum |
Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Didnt you just buy a big house? And then you lost your job. O thats gotta hurt. Good thing you got another job lined out.
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:-*
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Originally Posted by hatchboy
me eather and there are people in there that ive been a memeber for i vast ammount of time before them, not to mention, people not even boosted and never have boosted. hermmm
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Originally Posted by RacingTiger
True Dat! I've been here since 2003 and dont have OG access
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Originally Posted by RacingTiger
True Dat! I've been here since 2003 and dont have OG access
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
WOOOOOOOOO....BEER AND TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!tomorrow is going to suck
Originally Posted by widebody93
Didnt you just buy a big house? And then you lost your job. O thats gotta hurt. Good thing you got another job lined out.
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Originally Posted by Darkelvis
WOOOOOOOOO....BEER AND TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!tomorrow is going to suck
I'm not too worried about it, I'm jsut considering it a (unpaid) 2 week vacation. |
Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
I should stop writing on hmt when I'm drunk... :1
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Originally Posted by bigwig
Should have filed for unemployement. It'd take 8-10 weeks but the state would have paid you for your 2 week vacation assuming you were in fact let off due to the place closing and not fired.
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It's not a hand out. The government holds your money that you paid via unemployment tax so that when you get fired/let go/whatever they can pay you back. It's your money. The government is just holding it for you.
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Get the ------- handout and give it to me. I'll put a "Sponsored by Darkelvis Racing" banner on my drag car, and spend the money on crack and underage hookers.
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I'm bored as hell to. When I decide to find a new job I can't find jack. Going for a post interview for Walgreens customer service tomorrow. Maybe I'll get lucky. I need a job with good insurance for cheap legal meds :P
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Originally Posted by bigwig
It's not a hand out. The government holds your money that you paid via unemployment tax so that when you get fired/let go/whatever they can pay you back. It's your money. The government is just holding it for you.
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Originally Posted by dmotoguy
that isnt quite how it works.. employers pay a good chunk of it as well and it goes up every time they have a claim... it might be different if your company went out of business... but if you get laid off from a small business it really hurts them to have people claim unemployment.. and the system makes it so easy for people that were "fired" to claim, its a joke.
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Originally Posted by Tough-guy
Um wrong. Quantum mathematics are cake compared to UI bene's in AZ or WA.
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Re: darkelvis is a postwhore today...
Originally Posted by 92CXyD
What?
Originally Posted by jay
And shortly thereafter, cue his eminent failure.
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