Damn pig neighbor
 

It really sucks having a pig as a neighbor
so sat night we were working on my friends fc to try and make it to the track, we crack a manifold trying to put the s5 on. so 11 rolls by and its too late to goto sco so we can still make the illegals.We start putting the s4 manifold back on and its getting late, but the pig is having a party and is being loud so we dont see a problem with staying out late working on the car. 2am comes by and the pigs guests leave and he stands outside with his arms crossed for an hour trying to give us a hint or something, and all we do is laugh.

The next day we get some new gaskets and start working on the car again, around 7 we fire it up and it still has a vac leak some where and we keep working on it. That ---- across the street calls the cops on us. the cop they sent out is a cool guy and laughs @ the noise complaint seeing how its a reasonable hour to be working on our car, he says to be queit by 10 and we're fine.

So today i go outside a few hours ago and i find this on my car... what a dick

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Re:Damn pig neighbor
 

whata fag.

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you're not gonna win with the cop. if i was you i'd just say excuse the noise and don't trouble him no more, seriously.

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DAmn the man!!!

Stop taking care of your property or when you do yard work only wear a bananna hammock. Sit in a lawn chair again only wearing your bananna hammock and drink beer and swear at pretend people walking by.

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im moving in january, im thinking of calling the cops on him a few times... i think it would be funny to call the cop on a cop

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so he is a cop too? i'd say poison his dog.

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oh man thats terrible. they love to abuse their power. god i hate cops with a passion!

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Just get him to beat your ass and have a friend secretly video tape it.Then send it to your local news chanel and watch his life go down the drain ;).Then you can file a lawsuite against your local P.D.That would teach that fucker a lesson.

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yes yes yes well worth the pain!his home owners insurance will give you $10,000. just so you don't take it to court.

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Damn, usually cops are cool to thier neighbors because they don't want any problems with them. (Problems like telling hitmen where they live ;D)
Before you move, call the cops a minimum of 10 times for bullshit reasons. ;)

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"My neighbor is outside fondling some little girl with the water hose..could you send someone out?"

-Tim

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man ---- cops... i remember being back at my friends house in the southtowns, and they lived next door to a sherriff (this guy's an ------- pig) and he came over after we fired up one of my friends ls/vtecs for the first time and didnt have the exhaust hooked up... he came over and was all like you better not do that again or next time i come over here, you and your wife are all going to jail blah blah blah... he will come over and harass them any chance he gets. Soo far nothing has came of it, but thats still pretty shitty. The cops around me are pretty cool, even tho they know who i am and know i somtimes bust ass through the town...

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LMAO. the ---- HMT comes up with....its never an ending laugh.

I would for sure call the cops on him.

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Our local pigs are a pain..

Thats retarded though. Cops abusing their power.. sounds like he has no life ;)

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I got arrested cause i shot a paintball at a old retired cops bay window, he called the cops and told them we shot at his window with a real gun, when infact we were shooting paintballs with a sling shot. about 20 cop cars rolled up 8) throw your neibourhood in the air

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sounds like use, we had the swat team @ our house. we were shooting car to car with the airsoft guns and we pulled up to the house. a few minutes later we got a phone call and were asked to go outside, they had about 30 or so cops and snipers. They felt dumb when we showed them the airsoft guns

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Ah yes the neighbors who are complete asswipes.. back in high school we just use to do lawn jobs in peoples yards that pissed us off. After that and a 1/2 stick of dynamite in their front yard they never bothered us again.... true story =)

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damn. The sheriff lives next door to my friend. He has the drug dog living there too. I can't tell you how many times we have smoked it up at his house, outside sometimes too. He just walks buy when he lets the dog out, the dog goes crazy, but he doesn't care.

We are cool as hell with him. We all kill our subs when in the neighborhood, don't squeel the tires too much. We just keep it low key and he don't care.

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let him know what a, s4/s5 sounds like with no manifold or exhaust at all sounds like at 6 am.

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hahahahah story time kids.

one of my good friends back in high school has an old buick roadmaster. we dropped a TPI motor from a camaro in that bitch, it was fast as ----, and gangsta with chrome wire wheels. It was loud as ----, anyways, thats not the point.

one night he and i took out these 2 girls, on the way home we decide to go ---- up a guys yard. mind you its pouring down rain. we take off like hell into this guys yard. he left his lights on like a stupid ass, we were goin to town, doing doughnuts and ----, just tearin the hell out of this guys yard, then he stops in the yard. when he smashes the gas again, we start spinning. we are stuck. deep stuck. then my buddy goes to get out of the car, and his elbow hits the horn. buicks have a loud train type horn.

by this time, im thinkin we are about to get shot at or something. so we ditch the car and go to my buddys house. (its like 2am) his sister anwsers the door in lan-ger-a'(sp). she goes and gets him, he brings his truck, which is also loud as ----, 460, open headers, 6" lift, super swampers, the whole 9 yards.

we get pulled out and never once were we cought. 8)

dam, that was a fun night though. one i will never forget.

we used to also go mailbox smashing, but that is another story.

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um... interesting. i would just put a shitload of packing peanuts in his yard, and cemented the gutters shut. thats good fun.

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that would require to much to cement the gutters shut. and wouldnt the weight of the gutters with cement fall off the side of the house :-\

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agreed

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worst prank ever is to quick-crete someones pick-up bed. You can even use their own hose to do it.

here is an interesting story.

I used to drive a lincoln continental, back when I was 16. We tore through some guys yard near my friends house and left a few tracks. So we get home and some kids pulled up and got out talkn' ---- about fuckn' up the neighborhood, (it is ours too dumbasses). They didn't even know the guy whose lawn we drove on. We just said ---- off, and went inside. The threw a large rock through his ma's window as they left. So we just called the cops, I left for a second and came back driving my cavalier.

The cops called back later to say that the kids admited to breaking the window, and the cop said that one kid drove a lincoln that had the same wheel-base as the car that ripped up the lawn at the end of the street, and they wern't gonna go easy on the kids cuz they wouldn't admit to doing it.

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^^^^ BWA HA HA HA!!!! awesome!!!