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Damn Honda Broke Down And Screwed Me...
last night my friend that lives with me was at my g/f's house along with my little brother and they left, to go get something to eat at my house. So me and my g/f start messing around and then her mom walks up stairs she didnt have any clothes on exvept for a shirt...
her mom said ya'll better have your clothes on i was like ---- :( and the whole time my girlfriend was still putting her pants back on. WTF? then she told her mom while zipping her pants up "we do". like 5 min b-4 i called my friend and he was suppoposeed to be on his way to come and get me. cuz i was in the middle of breaking up with her. which i didnt get around to. so her mom is like giving us the stare i was stuck in that awkward situation, while the honda was being pushed down the road. :P this brings me to my next point...or whatever... when i push in my clutch and turn the ignition it doesn't attempt to turn over what could it be? |
Re: Damn Honda Broke Down And Screwed Me...
Originally Posted by kuntry_boi06
last night my friend that lives with me was at my g/f's house along with my little brother and they left, to go get something to eat at my house. So me and my g/f start messing around and then her mom walks up stairs she didnt have any clothes on exvept for a shirt...
her mom said ya'll better have your clothes on i was like ---- :( and the whole time my girlfriend was still putting her pants back on. WTF? then she told her mom while zipping her pants up "we do". like 5 min b-4 i called my friend and he was suppoposeed to be on his way to come and get me. cuz i was in the middle of breaking up with her. which i didnt get around to. so her mom is like giving us the stare i was stuck in that awkward situation, while the honda was being pushed down the road. :P this brings me to my next point...or whatever... when i push in my clutch and turn the ignition it doesn't attempt to turn over what could it be? |
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what u mean what did i just say?...
please clarify... |
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english motha fucka can u speak it? O0
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Ok, so basically you were trying to get some before you broke up, her mom caught you two (dumbass), your cars a piece of ---- and you had to push it home?
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So your Mom came upstairs and caught you and your sister with your clothes off together? Or was it your Mom coming upstairs with no clothes on...? either way your a hillbilly sister humping REDNECK...get a rope, tie it around your neck, let your father drag you behind his truck for a country mile..then die...
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um nut no hillbully hill humpin roadneck...
u silly ---- city slickers YEEHAW :D what happened was my friend was leaving my house to come and get me, he couldnt get it to turn over, so him and my little brother pusehd it popped the clutch and came got muh ass from thu sticky sitiashion. and y the ---- r all yall ass rapping homo's on on 9:10 in thu morinin? dont yall gotta dum job? |
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IQ is one of those things highly affected with incest. SOrry bro, it's not your fault your retarded.
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OMG finale some1 understandes, its knot muh fult mee parents mad muh retardedid.
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So lets see pics of the girlfriend.
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