buk9tp

please keep this thread in gd.. id rather not waste peoples time in tech...

ok so my main relay was out so we hotwired it to start the car.. car sat for a couple weeks. went to hotwire it to start it.. and it wudnt do ----.. just bought a main relay today brand new one.. plugged it in.. and car wont start.. fresh brand new battery fully charged... and i have starter fluid sprayed into the throtlle body...

turns over but doesnt even attempt to start... ha.. i suck at life

wtf should i check for...

kthnxbye

stillnoturbo

I say just sell it. Buk stick to the intranet and away from cars and super bowl parties in hotels motels holiday inns. lol.

buk9tp

i might as well clear up the hotel party thing now...

didnt post this before cause i thought i was gonna get made fun of enough to kill myself but sadly no one did

eh

the party was set up to have doors open at 5...

maintnence guy was supposed to be there at 2pm to hook all that ---- up.. tvs and ----

and manager was supposed to be there at 3 to take shift from the morning person cause the morning person had to be gone to a final fantasy football thing in canada... manager calls up hotel and says he got in a car accident and that he called the maintnence guy who was on his way to work.. to go pick em up.. maintninence guy shows up at 5 30... by then.. a ---- ton of people had walked in saw nothing ready.. turned arround and walked out.. the entire room was cold as ----.. the maintinence guy didnt turn on the heat.. and i havent been in the room since i spent the three days prior to the party.. cleaning.. and marinating and breading chicken and getting everything ready for the god damned party... tvs were hooked up 15 minutes before the game.. to make ---- worse.. the morning person left.. and i had to take over shift because im too ------- nice to tell te guy no... so manager strolls in a 6 30.. i run to the kitchen where the girls dad had already started frying (he saved my ***. and the party.. other wise no one would have been there to fry and i would have been even more fucked...)

so yea.. manager shows no police report.. no tow bill.. wont show me the car.. claims the car was towed away.. so why didnt he grab a ride with the tow truck driver since when do tow truck drivers tow away cars from car accidents to places other than an impound unless the owner is with em why the ---- did it take the maintnence guy so long to come the ---- back to the hotel we will never find out.. what i do know is that my manager owned me. badly... im 100% sure he did it on purpose... eh

i tallyed total losses and it came out to 260 bucks.. not bad.. kinda what i estimated in the first place.. also the total number of people who showed up was actually 27.. heh...

the 3 straight days of drunkenness made it go away.. i was kinda hoping to drown in the bathtub.. or walk outside and trip and fall ad pass out and freeze to death.. but i ssuck at everything.. even that... heh

88dx

check for spark, fuel pressure, injector pulse all ur basic ----

stillnoturbo

Damn Buk I think Allah must have it in for you. It's in the Qu'ran that you read Surah 5:90 that it's Satan's handiwork.

"O you who believe! Strong drink and games of chance and idols and divine arrows are only an infamy of Satan's handiwork. Leave it aside that you may succeed."
So put down the brew and don't bet on the superbowl and when the day comes to move on. Wine is allowed in Paradise but not down here with mortal men. He's knows.

buk9tp

your talking to a retard :P

the only thing i know how to check for is spark.. and i will be doing that first thing tomorrow...