Cop Story
 

Anyways, I was coming from this party doing a grog run and we've had this big police blitz going on around here lately...

So Im driving about and saw a cop go by and ofcourse he turns around and jams his lights on. I wasnt speeding, doing anything dangerous, had all my lights on an ----.

So he takes about 5 minutes to get out of his car, looks at my exhaust and comes up to the window. "RBT mate, your exhaust is too loud"

So we go on an on an ----...he doesnt actually RBT me - but Im stoned outta my mind so Im starting to wig out. He asks me to pop my hood [its basically a stock engine cept for the exhaust] and then asks me to put it up for him 'incase he scratches it.' He then procedes to talk to me for about 10 minutes about the oil leaks in my engine. Eventually he RBTs me and sends me on my merry way, laughing my head off because I was so stoned.

Moral to the story is - police suck

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wtf is rbt?

I like how you start off the thread with "anyways" that's comedy, it's like we were having a conversation about something else and you want to switch topics, but this is really the original topic of this conversation.

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Anyways, an RBT is a Random Breath Test - eg. Booze testing.

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what country are you in? if a cop tells me to pop my hood round here I'll tell him to show me a warrent.

drinking and driving is no good, you shouldn't fear the rbt.

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In Australia. Was hoping he would search the car coz I had pot everywhere.

I wasnt drinking and driving, juss stoned :D

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In california they're making it all serious, they can look under your hood. And I've seen them just pull ---- out and throw it on the sidewalk. I was driving down the road and the cop was throwing the intake of this guys car on the street.

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I've heard of busts at large street races where they gather everyones drivers license, get a big stack of a couple hundred of them, and then throw them behind the trees all over the dark railroad tracks. Then they say, "go find yourself, and don't come back here racing".


That's just a story I heard. Cops are for a good cause, but I'm sure there are a couple of them that need to get tied to a tree and beaten a few times. :-\

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yeah, cops are around for a reason, but there are always crooked ones, and ones that abuse their power.

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so you were hoping he would bust you? i dont get it

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Wouldnt search the car. Damn these Australian keyboards :P

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lol...why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

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I love how cops are sooo damn quick to give tickets for exhaust noise. I got a ticket one time for mine, and as I am signing the damn thing, a harley ROARS by, I'm like, what about him? You know what that nazi said.... and this is a direct quote "His is stock..." ---- that bullshit

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o yeah, mine will be hella loud aswell. allot louder than yall would even think.

---- i had the caps called to my house when i was reving my engine with just an exhaust manifold. turns out 3 blocks away the neighbors thaught there here some people going dougnust and ---- in the parking lot. they all came into my driveway and said, sir, was there any illegal street racing going on around here ( black people speed on my street ) and i was like " wtf are you talking about with a totally puzzled look on my face "

i then explaned to him it might have been me and i cranked up the car ( didnt have mufflers ) and after 1 seccond he asked me to shut it off. i said whats the problem, and he was like it sounds pretty bad, but i like it, and i shook his hand and he sped away.

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kain you should but a pencil in your hands and just start writing.. you have the most entertaining STORIES

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yah i almost died a couple times when the accetaline (sp?) tank in shop class caught fire and the other time it fell over.

man ive almost been jailed, busted, dead, you name it. im a lucky bastard.

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Why cause YOU were driving around stoned? Whatever... ::)

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-Jason

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yeah DUI is real ------ cool huh...DUI isnt just alcohol jackass...yea maybe you'll hit a tree and learn something >:(

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Rotaries are hella loud open downpipe. I tried to drive my neighbors just up the street.. I couldnt hear for a good 10 minutes or so.

That's ------- bullshit. So if Civics came stock with an open downpipe, it would be fine? ---- that ----.

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Yup, thats how i felt, I even said to the judge or whatevr what the cop told me, they could care less, $120 after court cost...I hate my town, but if you own a Harley or vintage camero or muscle car, they'll give you a police escort...

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yah i know
after that he had some blood coming from his ears and did the lil john version of WHAT??!!!?!

it was funny cus the guyt looked like a little boy on xmas morning.

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The cops in Philly aren't that bad. A mean sometimes they are but usually they are just there to chace kids away. Everybody hangs out in the stripclub parking lot and me and my buddy were there, the cops pulled in chasing everone out. They slammed on their brakes next to where we were parked and they said "you need to get the ---- out." Which my drunk ass replied "We're going in to get 6-packs" And they said "oh ok, get some for us too." and they just left us alone. I couldn't believe it.

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Wait, I am confused. You can buy 6-packs of beer at the strip club? PA is weird.

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When I go to the strip club in PA, its BYOB...

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depends on where you go and how naked the chicks are. We have BYOB clubs here too

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Well where i go, all nude, boyb ;D, open till 5, thats the trick, no bar = no liquor liscense = open till whenever the ---- you want

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$20.00, all nude, all you can drink. Now you can't beat that

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I'm comin to Philly!

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Holy crap Oregon is such a gay place. I don't think the law makers here like naked girls.