Cool Cop
06-02-2004, 06:40 PM
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Re:Cool Cop
I tired to run over a profesor at the local college, he was on a bike, and we followed him down the path, everytime he'd turn around we'd stop, turn off the lights, and look the other direction, he finally got pissed off and tried to kick ma car, we drove away, the next day cops called my house, tried to charge me with ----, hahahaha.
06-02-2004, 11:30 PM
#45
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re:Cool Cop
back when I had the supra I worked at pizza hut and these black dudes would always talk ---- to me about it, so one of them says to go pull a donut in a poarkinglot. Tis parking lot is tiny as ---- but there aren't any cars parked so I finish up one pizza and walk out sides. I pull like 6 hella smokey burnouts in the middle of this block of drive through fast food places, park the car and walk back inside like nothing happened... we used to to drink up there so I was tipsy at the time and didn't think that everybody in the pizza hut saw me do it, plus some people in the KFC next to us. About ten minutes later a cop walks back into the kitchen area and accosts me, takes me outside and tells me he got like 15 call ins that somebody was doing donuts in the parking lot... I was like.. it's not me. then he points to these fresh donuts on the pavent, feels my tires puts me in handcuffs in his car... All of my black coworkers were hanging out the pickup window and screaming so crap. I'm like wtf, i'm about to goto jail in a ------- pizza hut uniform... Anyway the cop is sitting in the front seat checking my record and ---- and I told him there's a pizza that somebody didn't pick up so we're about to throw it away(lie) and he actually lets me out. He said he called my manager who was coming up there to bitch me out, then went inside and got a free pizza. He left before my manager got there and some people were pissed that their pizza 'wasn't made' when they came to pick it up. All my manager said was don't do it again; so from now on I don't listen to black people. Oh and I got fired like a week later for stealing the house beer.
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