cool ass cop rant
07-26-2008, 05:15 PM
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cool *** cop rant
ok this is going to go on and on and on so leave if you aint got the time.
So im leaving my gym yesterday and i get to the light to make a right and across the way is a copper. i live in cali so the liberal ***** make laws that frown extensively on POS cars like mine. typically i duck off the roads if i see a cop, i couldnt do anything this time so i just cruised very slow to keep the noise down and make my right and get in the left hand turn lane after it.
look behind me and there is no cop, so i think maybe he went straight. not. here comes john law in the far right lane going straight. pulls up about two car lengths behind me and then dives over 3 lanes to get next to the turn.
at this point i figure im busted. i go left go over a hill dont see the cop think im ok. then there come the headlights(i specialize in seeing cop lights at night).
cop lights me up and i pull over, him and his partner come up and he says "whats done to your car?"
i bluff and play it off like a ---- pile that the exhaust fell off of. cop is savvy and tells me to pop the hood.
i do so and he says once more "your sure im not going to find anything i dont like?" and im saying well maybe.
lifts the hood, and says quote "o ----" looks at me and goes " you know nothing on here is legal right?"
more banter, and they take my license back to the car.
i hear the radio going off behind me and the partner runs up and says its my lucky day and they got another call.
i go home, protein shake, shower and head to my friends house.
come up to the left turn to go to his house. ------ accident at the intersection. sure enough who is in the middle of the accident. my buddy the cop.
he sees me cuz the lights are fucked and im just sitting there idling. points at me and says to the other cops. "thats the guy i was telling you about"
he walks up and starts talking to me and im like this is dumb ------- luck to see you after ya just let me go.
he says that i apparently slipped away from him 2 nights before and he knew i was turbo and was looking for my car ever since.
then he says how he was in the import scene and ---- and tells me that no matter how low i rev my car he can hear it, he says for me to rev it up.
keep in mind this is an accident scene, im at a left turn holding up about 4 cars, there are like 3-4 cop cars in front of me and a bunch of bystanders.
and here i am revving my engine for a cop. so i say that i gotta take off because im holding up the turn. he says that he wont bother me anymore because he already knows what i have and thats all the fun.
then he tells me that when i make my left to light it up on the straight away. so im kinda tripping about the cops but whatever. so i make my turn and then right in the intersection in front of everyone, doing a 1-2-3 burnout and take off doing about 75-80 in a residential.
with a cops approval.
i dont know it made my night. thought i would share.
So im leaving my gym yesterday and i get to the light to make a right and across the way is a copper. i live in cali so the liberal ***** make laws that frown extensively on POS cars like mine. typically i duck off the roads if i see a cop, i couldnt do anything this time so i just cruised very slow to keep the noise down and make my right and get in the left hand turn lane after it.
look behind me and there is no cop, so i think maybe he went straight. not. here comes john law in the far right lane going straight. pulls up about two car lengths behind me and then dives over 3 lanes to get next to the turn.
at this point i figure im busted. i go left go over a hill dont see the cop think im ok. then there come the headlights(i specialize in seeing cop lights at night).
cop lights me up and i pull over, him and his partner come up and he says "whats done to your car?"
i bluff and play it off like a ---- pile that the exhaust fell off of. cop is savvy and tells me to pop the hood.
i do so and he says once more "your sure im not going to find anything i dont like?" and im saying well maybe.
lifts the hood, and says quote "o ----" looks at me and goes " you know nothing on here is legal right?"
more banter, and they take my license back to the car.
i hear the radio going off behind me and the partner runs up and says its my lucky day and they got another call.
i go home, protein shake, shower and head to my friends house.
come up to the left turn to go to his house. ------ accident at the intersection. sure enough who is in the middle of the accident. my buddy the cop.
he sees me cuz the lights are fucked and im just sitting there idling. points at me and says to the other cops. "thats the guy i was telling you about"
he walks up and starts talking to me and im like this is dumb ------- luck to see you after ya just let me go.
he says that i apparently slipped away from him 2 nights before and he knew i was turbo and was looking for my car ever since.
then he says how he was in the import scene and ---- and tells me that no matter how low i rev my car he can hear it, he says for me to rev it up.
keep in mind this is an accident scene, im at a left turn holding up about 4 cars, there are like 3-4 cop cars in front of me and a bunch of bystanders.
and here i am revving my engine for a cop. so i say that i gotta take off because im holding up the turn. he says that he wont bother me anymore because he already knows what i have and thats all the fun.
then he tells me that when i make my left to light it up on the straight away. so im kinda tripping about the cops but whatever. so i make my turn and then right in the intersection in front of everyone, doing a 1-2-3 burnout and take off doing about 75-80 in a residential.
with a cops approval.
i dont know it made my night. thought i would share.
07-26-2008, 05:56 PM
#7
3.0 BAR
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 2,349
Re: cool *** cop rant
This happened to me awhile ago but...
I was drunk when I wrote this.
Originally Posted by SDRAWKCAB
So i was at the jiffy store earlier and this stupid ------- nigglet kept asking me for a dollar for some cigs.
That fact that im am highly intoxicated and didnt felt like listening to his broke *** i proceeded to give him some change in my pocket.
What set me off he then asked me to buy him some camel lights.
I said ---- you you ------- african american.
Then he started hopping around and calling me a raciest.
He told me he was going to whoop my *** dawg.
then a cop pulled up to get a donuts or something and little bitch said i just started calling him a african american for no reason.
Cop looks at me and says are you drunk.
me
up
cop
id you call this boy a african american.
Me
hure did
I then told him what happened the cop asked if i drove i said i walk here.
He just looked at me and said, you shouldn't have gave that stupid african american anymoney in the first place.
Kids jaw dropped.
I love shariffs
That fact that im am highly intoxicated and didnt felt like listening to his broke *** i proceeded to give him some change in my pocket.
What set me off he then asked me to buy him some camel lights.
I said ---- you you ------- african american.
Then he started hopping around and calling me a raciest.
He told me he was going to whoop my *** dawg.
then a cop pulled up to get a donuts or something and little bitch said i just started calling him a african american for no reason.
Cop looks at me and says are you drunk.
me
upcop
id you call this boy a african american.Me
hure didI then told him what happened the cop asked if i drove i said i walk here.
He just looked at me and said, you shouldn't have gave that stupid african american anymoney in the first place.
Kids jaw dropped.
I love shariffs
07-26-2008, 07:31 PM
#10
1.5 BAR
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,211
Re: cool *** cop rant
Originally Posted by the 13th round
i live in cali
i got my car impounded(for 30 days) on my block with my g/f as the passanger (registered as an owner at the time) they wouldnt even let her drive it home
