clowns and rabbits
08-21-2006, 12:33 PM
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clowns and rabbits
As we sit cosey in our turbo driven surburban American homes there is a war raging on the other side of the world and we need to address it. At this very moment there is a war brewing between the Anistonian Clowns and the Brica Bracka Rabbits. The whole war started when the peace treaty between the two was broken. The rabbits are still pooping their little rabbit poo on the clowns territory and the clowns keep throwing pies at the rabbits. The war has escalated to the point that innocent rabbits and clowns are being killed in numbers approaching the milliions. If this continues there will be no clowns or rabbits left in the world. Luckily for us the US has strong ties with both the Clown and Rabbit nations becaue of free trade agreements and we can step in and help bring peace to this bloody battle. Just write your local congressman and tell him your opnion of this war. If we all step in together we can save the innocent clowns and rabbits so our children and our childeren's children will be able to know a world filled with happy clowns and rabbits. Thank you.
-Josh
-Josh
08-22-2006, 12:12 PM
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Re: clowns and rabbits
Update: The war has stopped. The clowns and rabbits have joined forces to battle the evil, twisted and ruthless Umpa Lumpas from Lurka Lurka Burka. These Umpas will jobb you with long, hard and blunt objects until you fall helplessly to the floor. Then they will sham you until blood comes out of your nose and ears.
08-22-2006, 02:27 PM
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Re: clowns and rabbits
Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
You're retarded.
