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AgentMurdoc 11-29-2004 10:10 PM

Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
Okay, so I was hungry, had a craving for egg sandwich, well I didn't have a clean pan, so I was about to not eat, then I had a idea :)

So here's the lesson, how to cook eggs and make toast without a pan and toaster.

Ingredients to make some grub.
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/7738/MVC-023F1.jpg

Tear off some foil and lay it on the stove like so. One for the bread and one for the eggs.
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/4302/MVC-024F2.jpg

Put some butter on the foil, more important for the egg side, bread side is more for flavor than anything.
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/6497/MVC-025F.jpg

Toss on an egg and some bread.
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/2454/MVC-026F1.jpg

Mmmm... egg is lookin' good
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/8439/MVC-027F1.jpg

Mmmmm... toasterless toast.
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/710/MVC-029F1.jpg

Yummy egg. Too cook the top of the egg, you first butter up the foil that would cover the egg like so.
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/1816/MVC-030F.jpg

Then fold up the foil like so. And see the yummy toast.
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/6192/MVC-028F.jpg

Then flip it over and let it cook.
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/3435/MVC-031F1.jpg

When finished, peel it off and put it on your toast with some cheese. I made two cause I was hungry. Foil also makes a great plate.
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/149/MVC-032F1.jpg

Then top it off with some soy sauce for some added flavor. Yum.
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/39/MVC-033F.jpg

Grab a Pepsi and park yourself in front of a tv, put the food on your homemade table and you're in business.
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/8761/MVC-035F.jpg

What do do with all the trash?
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/3333/MVC-034F.jpg



So that's how you make some yummy egg sandwiches without a pan or a toaster and without having to do much washing. You can try this on your gas stove, but I have a hunch it will be a little harder.

Enjoy :)

I did.


-Prof. Murdoc, PhD

Cray91 11-29-2004 10:13 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
You are the ghetto Martha Stewart. ;)

kain 11-29-2004 10:18 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
god damn wtf? i thaught i was ghetto, but you take the cake man.

a pan is like 5 bucks, and if its on stick you just spray it with water. but i guess you like spending money on tin foil.

HondaTuner 11-29-2004 10:21 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
I'll have to try that out sometime :D Nice writeup!

87na_rx7 11-29-2004 10:26 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
kyle said washing a pan isnt that complicated you lazy ass... i added the lazy ass part

AgentMurdoc 11-29-2004 10:26 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
ghetto martha stewart and a free man 8)


Kain, the foil was free and a 75 foot roll is only a dollar or 2 anyways. ---- the pan ----, I hate washing dishes.


Sin you should try it, it was yummy, I am still hungry, but I already 'cleaned' up :D

AgentMurdoc 11-29-2004 10:28 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 

Originally Posted by Rx7andStarion
kyle said washing a pan isnt that complicated you lazy ass... i added the lazy ass part

hahaha tell kyle to road trip to socal and wash my dishes then :P And you could come to and clean the house, and you'll really see how much of a lazy ass i am :P

HondaTuner 11-29-2004 10:28 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 

Originally Posted by Rx7andStarion
kyle said washing a pan isnt that complicated you lazy ass... i added the lazy ass part

Tell Kyle to post :P

87na_rx7 11-29-2004 10:32 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
he is waiting on a dizzy to do his 5000th post

kain 11-29-2004 10:32 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 

Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
ghetto martha stewart and a free man 8)


Kain, the foil was free and a 75 foot roll is only a dollar or 2 anyways. ---- the pan ----, I hate washing dishes.


Sin you should try it, it was yummy, I am still hungry, but I already 'cleaned' up :D

your crazy.

R-MAK 11-29-2004 10:43 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
you ------- forgot the most important thing !

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...101/HMT/oj.jpg
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...01/HMT/oj2.jpg

OJ BEATCH !

HondaTuner 11-29-2004 10:45 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
^ w3rd! OJ is the bomb, I have it with every meal ;D

AgentMurdoc 11-29-2004 11:02 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 

Originally Posted by Travis

------ aye man... I do miss me some oj :'( I'll be going to the grocery store in a few to pick me up a gallon :) Yum I can't wait. Travis you need to some down to SoCal and we'll have an orange fest :D Sin can come too, and we'll see if the east coast drank, is as good and the west coast pimp juice. 8)

R-MAK 11-29-2004 11:33 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 

Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc

Originally Posted by Travis

------ aye man... I do miss me some oj :'( I'll be going to the grocery store in a few to pick me up a gallon :) Yum I can't wait. Travis you need to some down to SoCal and we'll have an orange fest :D Sin can come too, and we'll see if the east coast drank, is as good and the west coast pimp juice. 8)

holla ! 8)

MikeJ-2009 11-29-2004 11:44 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
Murdoc is the write up masta'. If you think he's martha stewart, you should see his house. He's the only broke single guy I know that lives in a 2 bedroom condo in a yuppy neighborhood, and he has ABSOLUTELY NO FURNITURE. hahaha. It's the funniest ---- I've ever seen, but that's why we love him. (I think) ???

whiterice 11-29-2004 11:49 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 

Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc

Grab a Pepsi and park yourself in front of a tv, put the food on your homemade table and you're in business.
[img width=240 height=320]http://img97.exs.cx/img97/8761/MVC-035F.jpg[/img]

so you eat with a soldering iron? hhehe


good cooking class. what's next on the menu?

shortA25 11-30-2004 12:24 AM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
you can also cook an egg with just a plastic bag and boiling water. make sure its a ziplock though. just crack an egg and drop it in the baggie, squish it up so it will be scrambled, and put that beotch in boiling water. It'll cook it up good. also works for omeletes, just add them with the egg, green peppers, ham, cheese, whatever. I used to do this in boy scouts on camping trips. We made some damn good food for what we had to work with. later,

- short-A

AgentMurdoc 11-30-2004 12:32 AM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Murdoc is the write up masta'. If you think he's martha stewart, you should see his house. He's the only broke single guy I know that lives in a 2 bedroom condo in a yuppy neighborhood, and he has ABSOLUTELY NO FURNITURE. hahaha. It's the funniest ---- I've ever seen, but that's why we love him. (I think) ???

hahaha... yeah steve it's great. 8) I had a little get together with a few friends, and they had to park themselves on the floor. Furniture HA! I laugh at having a comfortable couch and a nice little coffee table :-\


Mike, in case the egg isn't fully cooked the soldering iron will take care of the rest :D


ShortA, that's a good idea, but then I would have to clean a pot to boil the bag in... too much work :-\

shortA25 11-30-2004 12:40 AM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
why clean it? its just water, dump it out, set upside down to drain and air dry. ;)

Donald125 11-30-2004 01:04 AM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
i belive it will only work with electric stove?...
can`t imgaine if i put a piece of foil on top of a gas stove and....BOOM....

R-MAK 11-30-2004 01:36 AM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
fukec yea !

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...avisb101/1.jpg
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...avisb101/3.jpg

87na_rx7 11-30-2004 01:52 AM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
you just like looking @ yourself dont you ?

R-MAK 11-30-2004 02:10 AM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 

Originally Posted by Rx7andStarion
you just like looking @ yourself dont you ?

im sad drunk and mad. thunder storm !

Stan 11-30-2004 06:55 AM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
Murdoc, don't tell us you put soy sauce on your toast?!

d16forlife 11-30-2004 09:34 AM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 

Originally Posted by whiterice

Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
[img width=240 height=320]http://img97.exs.cx/img97/8761/MVC-035F.jpg[/img]

so you eat with a soldering iron? hhehe

Thats not a soldering iron.Thats a jail house "shank".You see murdocotokalacawadawdabingbang(his real name) was in prison for a long time.He also hovers over his plate so no one takes his food(even though he lives alone).He wears phone books around his torso straped with duck tape in case someone tries to "shank" him. ;)

dragon 11-30-2004 11:44 AM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 

Originally Posted by Cray91
You are the ghetto Martha Stewart. ;)

werd! Murdoc Gangsta yo! 8)

Cray91 11-30-2004 11:50 AM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
That is great, the TV gets somewhere to sit, but the humans gotta pull up some rug.

slowcivic 11-30-2004 11:55 AM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
that looks ------ disgusting!

mycrx 11-30-2004 12:10 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
nice ;D hmt should have a cookbook to on doing stuff ghetto style, like cooking steak on a turbo manifold or some ----, keeping beer cool with nitrous oxide lol

robs99si 11-30-2004 03:05 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
put the eggs in a covered bowl in the microwave 1 minute per egg and the toast in the toaster.

hybrdcivic95 11-30-2004 05:11 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
did you seriously just put soy sauce on an egg sandwich, wtf? :-X i feel kinda sick now....

anthony88 11-30-2004 05:13 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
too much effort get a pan stop being cheap i bet you dont go cheap on your car

Cray91 11-30-2004 05:30 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
---- the pan I vote for the tin foil. It is a ten on the laziness scale.

Your quote is also wrong:
"Is wayne brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?"

AgentMurdoc 11-30-2004 06:51 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 

Originally Posted by trebor_nordap
put the eggs in a covered bowl in the microwave 1 minute per egg and the toast in the toaster.

good reading genius, no toaster ::) And microwaved eggs are ----. I'm not too fond of anything microwaved.




Yeah the tv is more important than the human, cause tv make everything better.




And yes I put soy sauce on my eggs, don't knock it til you tried it :D. Make a sandwich the way i showed you, and drop some soy sauce, it's actually quite good. Without it is like having a salad with no dressing.

hybrdcivic95 11-30-2004 06:57 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
alright man ill trust ya and try it, but if i spew you gonna paypal me 5 bucks?

AgentMurdoc 11-30-2004 06:59 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 

Originally Posted by hybrdcivic95
alright man ill trust ya and try it, but if i spew you gonna paypal me 5 bucks?

Do it up brotha, eggs alone with soy sauce is a little wierd, but make tha sandwich like I described, and eat it. If you hate it and it causes you to barf, I'll paypal you 5 bones of course with pictures ;D.

hybrdcivic95 11-30-2004 07:00 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
have to try it in the morning, im stuffed full of lasagna tonight...but ill post spew pictures no matter what

AgentMurdoc 11-30-2004 07:03 PM

Re:Class is in: Cooking with Murdoc
 
damn lasagna? ---- that sounds good, all I had yesterday was them sandwixhes, I just woke up an hour ago (4 in the afternoon :o) and I might be having some more sandwiches.


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