Chuck Norris
11-05-2005, 11:28 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris
Charles Bronson is Chuck Norris's secret father. RIP Bronson. He just secretly faked his death to live on the same secret beach resort that James Dean, Tupac, ODB, River Phoenix, Elvis, Bruce Lee, Jimi Hendrix, Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, Ray Charles, Keith Moon, and Johnny Cash. Chuck Norris has his room already reserved.
11-05-2005, 06:18 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
heh, made me chuckle. Kind of sounds like a blatant rip of the SNL Bill Brasky skits. just type in bill brasky to any downloading program and watch them. They are hilarious.
"Bill Brasky drives an ice-cream truck covered in human skulls"
"I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury"
"Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."
Good post either way.
- short-A
"Bill Brasky drives an ice-cream truck covered in human skulls"
"I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury"
"Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."
Good post either way.
- short-A
11-05-2005, 06:28 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't !&$% with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
