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Check this out I haven't laughed so hard for a long time ;D
http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread...5&pagenumber=1 Make sure you read atleast 3 or 4 pages and you definately want to check out page 6 ;) |
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that was a riot. i think thats the longest thread ive ever actually sat and read. ;D :D
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read the whole thing, funny as hell. i even tried that sprint relay service ;)
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I'm going to wait for a few more replies saying that it was actually funny before I risk reading it. That's alot of reading for my lazy ass to do.
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just read the first few pages and the page 6
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hahahha :D
that e-mail story is the funniest ---- ever, what a genious however did that |
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OMFG that ---- was funny :D
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I'll make it easy for the lazy people....
This story is just too good not to pass on...makes me laugh in a real sick sort of way.... but there's justice...ET For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone -- don't take it out on someone you know. Take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number, and dialed it. A man answered saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Fred, could I please speak with Robin Carter?" He replied "Wrong number -------" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number, and called her. (I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number.) After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an -------!" and I hung up. I wrote his number down, with the word '-------' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an -------!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic '-------' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the caller ID program?" He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an -------!" So, one day I was at the grocery store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off, and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first ------- (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW -------, too. I dialed and someone said, "Hello?" I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is." "Can you tell me where I can see it?" "Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car's parked right out front." "What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said. "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home every evening after five." "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Don, you're an -------!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several weeks of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea: I called ------- #1. "Hello?" You're an -------!" (but I didn't hang up). "Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah," I said. "Stop calling me," he screamed. "Make me," I said. "Who are you? " he asked. "My name is Don Hansen." "Yeah? Where do you live?" "I live at 1802 West 34th Street, -------, a yellow house with my black BMW parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, -------." Then I called ------- # 2: "Hello?" he said. "Hello -------," I said. He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are ..." "You'll what?" I said. "I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed. I answered, "Well, -------, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then, I hung up, and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then, I called Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th St. There, I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and a TV news crew. Now, I feel better ... Masquerading as a normal person, day after day, is exhausting ... __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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this is funny as hell lol
Me: Hey, I'm callin' about the boat Him: Yeah Me: Yeah, have you got anymore pics? I can't tell much from the one in the ad. Him: NO! NO PICTURES Me: So, how many people can fit in it? Him: 2 in front and 2 in back.... but if you're a pretty boy, you'll need to fix the interior. It's a little fugged up. Me: Could 7-8 people possibly fit in it? IF we squeeze in real tight maybe? These guys won't care much about the interior. Him: -silence- Yeah, but it'd be a tight fit. The boat's real fast. It runs great and it has less than 100 hours on it. Me: Really? How does it compare to the boats the coast guard uses? Him: What? Me: Well, here's the deal... I've got several fields of cotton here in Arkansas and I've got to go pick up some cubans I just bought. Will I be able to out run the coast guard in your boat? Him: Yeah, but watch out for the helicopters with machine guns. Me: If I paid you 10,500 for your boat, would you be willing to buy it back for 9,000 once I get back from my little trip? Him: (several curses and then CLICK) |
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good stuff :)
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
I'll make it easy for the lazy people....
This story is just too good not to pass on...makes me laugh in a real sick sort of way.... but there's justice...ET For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone -- don't take it out on someone you know. Take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number, and dialed it. A man answered saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Fred, could I please speak with Robin Carter?" He replied "Wrong number -------" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number, and called her. (I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number.) After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an -------!" and I hung up. I wrote his number down, with the word '-------' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an -------!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic '-------' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the caller ID program?" He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an -------!" So, one day I was at the grocery store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off, and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first ------- (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW -------, too. I dialed and someone said, "Hello?" I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is." "Can you tell me where I can see it?" "Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car's parked right out front." "What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said. "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home every evening after five." "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Don, you're an -------!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several weeks of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea: I called ------- #1. "Hello?" You're an -------!" (but I didn't hang up). "Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah," I said. "Stop calling me," he screamed. "Make me," I said. "Who are you? " he asked. "My name is Don Hansen." "Yeah? Where do you live?" "I live at 1802 West 34th Street, -------, a yellow house with my black BMW parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, -------." Then I called ------- # 2: "Hello?" he said. "Hello -------," I said. He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are ..." "You'll what?" I said. "I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed. I answered, "Well, -------, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then, I hung up, and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then, I called Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th St. There, I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and a TV news crew. Now, I feel better ... Masquerading as a normal person, day after day, is exhausting ... |
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thats ---- was funny
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that thread f-ing rocks!!!! ;D
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I have a number at work that would be good for some laughs. I have a business contact named Jimmy. His cell phone number was changed and I tried to call one day. All I did was ask for Jimmy and the fuckstick on the other end gets all pissy with me. "This ain't no Jimmy's ------- phone. Don't call me no mo.." so I made it a point to call him from every pay phone I ran across and ask for Jimmy. Each time I called, he got more and more rude. So, one time, I called with a thick NY italian accent. I told him this was Vinnie and if he didn't have the money he owed us in 24 hours, we'd be paying him a visit. At first, he didn't believe me, but I could hear a little hesitation in his voice and just kept playing it up with some bs about how one night he was smoking crack and how he busted up one the the girls real bad. He was freaking out. Swearing he wasn't Jimmy. I just played along like he was lying.. he was literally crying by the end of the phone call. I ended it with my normal voice.. "Uh, by the way.. can I speak to Jimmy?"
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heh call this number and ask about the used vibrator for sale.
954-822-9411 :P |
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hahaaaa loving it
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thats awesome!!!
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i actually read that (or something exactly like it) about a year ago, i'm glad i did so i didn't have to read it now :P it was funny as ---- though.
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i r emembered one time i called dairy queen and asked if they delivered.
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that post is one of the funniest threads i've ever read
Originally Posted by kain
i r emembered one time i called dairy queen and asked if they delivered.
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
I'll make it easy for the lazy people....
This story is just too good not to pass on...makes me laugh in a real sick sort of way.... but there's justice...ET For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone -- don't take it out on someone you know. Take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number, and dialed it. A man answered saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Fred, could I please speak with Robin Carter?" He replied "Wrong number -------" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number, and called her. (I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number.) After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an -------!" and I hung up. I wrote his number down, with the word '-------' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an -------!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic '-------' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the caller ID program?" He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an -------!" So, one day I was at the grocery store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off, and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first ------- (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW -------, too. I dialed and someone said, "Hello?" I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is." "Can you tell me where I can see it?" "Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car's parked right out front." "What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said. "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home every evening after five." "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Don, you're an -------!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several weeks of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea: I called ------- #1. "Hello?" You're an -------!" (but I didn't hang up). "Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah," I said. "Stop calling me," he screamed. "Make me," I said. "Who are you? " he asked. "My name is Don Hansen." "Yeah? Where do you live?" "I live at 1802 West 34th Street, -------, a yellow house with my black BMW parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, -------." Then I called ------- # 2: "Hello?" he said. "Hello -------," I said. He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are ..." "You'll what?" I said. "I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed. I answered, "Well, -------, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then, I hung up, and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then, I called Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th St. There, I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and a TV news crew. Now, I feel better ... Masquerading as a normal person, day after day, is exhausting ... Kain was that suppost to be funny ??? |
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when you confuse indian people? you bet your ass it is.
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Originally Posted by kain
i r emembered one time i called dairy queen and asked if they delivered.
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yeah i read all 10 pages some funny ----, too bad their admin took out dude's phone # i'd like to call it, and ---- with that guy's head... ;D
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Originally Posted by BLUEHATCH
yeah i read all 10 pages some funny ----, too bad their admin took out dude's phone # i'd like to call it, and ---- with that guy's head... ;D
I was actually thinking about calling him too ;D |
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i appreciated the 2g's and a virgin cat offer.
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Wow. this ---- is so funny. I used the phone service to call my roomate and was like.. "some wierd fucker is calling me on this sprint ----" haha
I cant stop reading those posts. I am reading every one of those pages.. haha |
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