chapelles show
03-05-2004, 05:00 PM
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Re:chapelles show
Originally Posted by 91civicZ6
show how stereotypically white you all are by bitching becuase he makes stereo type jokes.
atleast he doesnt hate white people for us enslaving the black race
get over it, crackers
atleast he doesnt hate white people for us enslaving the black race
get over it, crackers
I'm not mad at Dave Chapelle for what he does or says. He makes a show out of being racist. If it sells, go for it. I don't care. My point was that me being white wouldn't be able to do it. It doesn't make me mad that he does it.
And for the record, since when do you have to talk about another race for it to be racism? lol. Racism is any idea, thought, or whatever about race. If a black guy cuts me off on the streets and I even think to myself something negative based on the fact that he was a black guy, that's racist. The fact that we think today that if we marry an asian and talk about our own race means we're not really racist is just stupid. If I talked about white people that would be racist. Get it straight.
03-05-2004, 05:04 PM
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Re:chapelles show
Originally Posted by pagong
"hhhhhhWhut?" "Okaayyyeeeee" "hhhhhhWhut?" "Okaayyyeeeee"
"yeeeeeahhh" Okaayyyeeeee" "hhhhhhhhWhut?"
sorry i dont watch his show, I just saw this one episode were he kept on saying those words.
"yeeeeeahhh" Okaayyyeeeee" "hhhhhhhhWhut?"
sorry i dont watch his show, I just saw this one episode were he kept on saying those words.
03-05-2004, 05:07 PM
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Re:chapelles show
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Whitey, I'm with you. Since when is it ok for black comedians to base every one of thier jokes about being racist (black or white) and make a fucken career out of it?
When oil lines become like tie dye shirts, I'm gonna start MY comedy career. I'll come out with some ---- like this:
.......How you guys doing tonight? Yeah, it's great to be here.
Has anyone ever been out on vacation on a cruise ship or at a really nice hotel and asked yourself,,,,,,I wonder what the ------s are doing today? I hate to think about stuff like that, but when I was on that cruise ship surrounded with all them yuppie *** white folks, I couldn't help it. I mean, when things are going so nice on the boat, I started thinking about what was so different about being home in California.
And we have some of those mexicans in California too. One time I was talking to one of those guys, and he asked me if I knew about Feel Jackson. I said, "yeah, Phil Jackson is the coach of the lakers. What about him?" The guy looks at me and says in the brokest *** English I ever did hear, "No, Feel Jackson." I was like, what the ----? This guy just heard me tell him who he is. I said, "yeah, Phil Jackson. Basketball."
"No" the guy said, "Fule Jeckson"
Alright, ---- it. The story is too fucken long to not just tell you this ****** was trying to talk to me about Fuel Injection. Man, these people.....
I've always thought about getting into comedy. The problem has always been that I'd probably have to get beat up at least 4 times a week. My material would stand out for a white comedian though.
When oil lines become like tie dye shirts, I'm gonna start MY comedy career. I'll come out with some ---- like this:
.......How you guys doing tonight? Yeah, it's great to be here.
Has anyone ever been out on vacation on a cruise ship or at a really nice hotel and asked yourself,,,,,,I wonder what the ------s are doing today? I hate to think about stuff like that, but when I was on that cruise ship surrounded with all them yuppie *** white folks, I couldn't help it. I mean, when things are going so nice on the boat, I started thinking about what was so different about being home in California.
And we have some of those mexicans in California too. One time I was talking to one of those guys, and he asked me if I knew about Feel Jackson. I said, "yeah, Phil Jackson is the coach of the lakers. What about him?" The guy looks at me and says in the brokest *** English I ever did hear, "No, Feel Jackson." I was like, what the ----? This guy just heard me tell him who he is. I said, "yeah, Phil Jackson. Basketball."
"No" the guy said, "Fule Jeckson"
Alright, ---- it. The story is too fucken long to not just tell you this ****** was trying to talk to me about Fuel Injection. Man, these people.....
I've always thought about getting into comedy. The problem has always been that I'd probably have to get beat up at least 4 times a week. My material would stand out for a white comedian though.
i dont really give a ---- about racist comedy. its supposed to be comedy, and they point out the stupid ---- that different races do. so what? its just cheap humor, who the ---- cares? whites, blacks, mexicans, asians... we all do stupid ---- and deserve to be made fun of.
03-05-2004, 06:38 PM
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Re:chapelles show
Never seen the show............so I'll keep my mouth shut. From what I have read in this thread, I don't want to see it. I do have to admit though, Chris rock is a funny mother ******. I don't care who he makes fun of, he's funny.
I have seen alot of "racist" remarks on national television. It really pisses me off to see that black people can make fun of white people and get away with it, but that ---- doesn't fly with white people. We would be thrown in jail and beaten by the black population. Why is it ok for a black person to do this?
Fresh Prince of Bell Aire for example, I have watched every single one of those episodes. Some of them were fucked up. The only white people they have on the show are stupid as ---- and they make fun of them.
"UPN" has like 95% black television shows and most of them are fucked up. They make fun of white people and if you look around.....there are no white people on the show....ever. If they had an "all white" show it would be banned from TV for being racist. That has always pissed me off. If it's not ok for me to do it, it's not ok for them to do it.
This is a totally different story, but what about the "Negro college fund"? How the hell is that ok? Where is the "White mans" college fund? There isn't one because that is racist. They have all black schools, where are the all white schools? Black history month, which month is the white history month?
Equal rights huh?........
Ok, so I didn't really keep my mouth shut, sue me.
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I have seen alot of "racist" remarks on national television. It really pisses me off to see that black people can make fun of white people and get away with it, but that ---- doesn't fly with white people. We would be thrown in jail and beaten by the black population. Why is it ok for a black person to do this?
Fresh Prince of Bell Aire for example, I have watched every single one of those episodes. Some of them were fucked up. The only white people they have on the show are stupid as ---- and they make fun of them.
"UPN" has like 95% black television shows and most of them are fucked up. They make fun of white people and if you look around.....there are no white people on the show....ever. If they had an "all white" show it would be banned from TV for being racist. That has always pissed me off. If it's not ok for me to do it, it's not ok for them to do it.
This is a totally different story, but what about the "Negro college fund"? How the hell is that ok? Where is the "White mans" college fund? There isn't one because that is racist. They have all black schools, where are the all white schools? Black history month, which month is the white history month?
Equal rights huh?........
Ok, so I didn't really keep my mouth shut, sue me.
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03-05-2004, 06:49 PM
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Re:chapelles show
white history month? there's saint patricks day. i can't celebrate that.
95 % of black people on upn? 95 % white people on abc, nbc, cbs, etc.
Black people make fun of white people? You have Howard stern he makes fun of all people but he is a white man thats been on for over 20 years and he made black jokes all the time and slurs. (I think he funny by the way I watch him on E, seen private parts, and listen to him in the morning on my way to school)
And the Negro college fund is something totally diffrent then what were talking about. Thats another story. That has nothing to do with racism its just an fund to help black people get into college that dont have the money
So I quess that pretty much equal right there dont you think?
95 % of black people on upn? 95 % white people on abc, nbc, cbs, etc.
Black people make fun of white people? You have Howard stern he makes fun of all people but he is a white man thats been on for over 20 years and he made black jokes all the time and slurs. (I think he funny by the way I watch him on E, seen private parts, and listen to him in the morning on my way to school)
And the Negro college fund is something totally diffrent then what were talking about. Thats another story. That has nothing to do with racism its just an fund to help black people get into college that dont have the money
So I quess that pretty much equal right there dont you think?
03-05-2004, 07:14 PM
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And the Negro college fund is something totally diffrent then what were talking about. Thats another story. That has nothing to do with racism its just an fund to help black people get into college that dont have the money
lol, it's funny how you just blew that off like that "Oh it's just a lil sum sum to help the black folk out, no need for your white *** to worry about it" What's good for the goose is good for the gander, right? lol, Saint Patricks day. That's totally different too. Plus, it's a day, not a month. :P
Those other channels that you said are white channels, they have AT LEAST one black person on each one, and they don't make fun of them and they don't just throw him in there and have him act stupid. Watch Fresh Prince. You'll see what I'm talking about. The only time a white person is on the show is when they are making fun of them. One example was an episode where a white guy was referred to as "whitey". How well do you think that would go over if there was a show where a white guy called a black guy "Blacky" or "darky" or whatever? Not only that, the guy was ------- retarded and oblivious.
Oh well, me bitching isn't going to change anything.
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03-05-2004, 07:26 PM
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Re:chapelles show
Boost, Boost, Boost, we seem to always have a discussion about things that you and me both dont really understand.
I wasn't blowing it off its just a name. there other funds that help the poor and people who cant go to college too. Its just a specific organiztion thats. there alot of poor black people in this world that can't or wont try to get into college. Thats just an organization to help those in needs. You should look up on the website and it'll explain better what i mean.
upn has white people on there as well. Its not all black. south park makes fun of black people and called a black kid token. Thats a white person show. there are moveis that make fun of black people to that are white poeple movies.
And your not bitching your saying how you feel. Im not sure if your saying that white people have it bad or what not but thats not the case trust me.
I wasn't blowing it off its just a name. there other funds that help the poor and people who cant go to college too. Its just a specific organiztion thats. there alot of poor black people in this world that can't or wont try to get into college. Thats just an organization to help those in needs. You should look up on the website and it'll explain better what i mean.
upn has white people on there as well. Its not all black. south park makes fun of black people and called a black kid token. Thats a white person show. there are moveis that make fun of black people to that are white poeple movies.
And your not bitching your saying how you feel. Im not sure if your saying that white people have it bad or what not but thats not the case trust me.
