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Reddy 03-22-2006 10:09 PM

Re: CCA Goes Big Time!
 

Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
would you guys be made at me if I bought a chinese hooker instead of an american one? I like to see the squinty eyes all the time. It's like they're afraid I'm gonna jizz in their eyes, but my dick in they're ass. Them americans got big-o eyes, makes me wanna sex they eye sockets instead of they snatch. Can we settle for a Chinese-American hooker?


You ever seen some of the mail order brides from Russia? They're pretty damn hot. Much better value than an asian, plus asian smell funny. ;)

Guy-Fast 03-22-2006 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Whitey

You ever seen some of the mail order brides from Russia? They're pretty damn hot. Much better value than an asian, plus asian smell funny. ;)

I agree eastern europe is where the mail order brides are at.

Tom-Guy 03-22-2006 11:50 PM

Re: CCA Goes Big Time!
 

Originally Posted by Whitey

You ever seen some of the mail order brides from Russia? They're pretty damn hot. Much better value than an asian, plus asian smell funny. ;)

Uh, you realise that mail order brides pay YOU to enter this country? American citizenship is FOR SALE, it just costs something like $150K. At the peak of the mail order bride deal, the girls from Bangkok were shelling out $50K to get their citizenship under the guise of marriage to an American.

Some people, however, do it the wrong way around. Slavic women are hot as ----, but they are all -----s, every last one. Buyer beware.. ::)

AgentMurdoc 03-23-2006 02:39 AM

Re: CCA Goes Big Time!
 

Originally Posted by Whitey

You ever seen some of the mail order brides from Russia? They're pretty damn hot. Much better value than an asian, plus asian smell funny. ;)

I have seen them russia bitches and I would love to tap that ---- out. :y Problem is, I don't exactly feel comfortable plowing a product of Chernobyl and in turn popping out an Murdoc/Chernobyl mix :3

Sad, sad, sad.

And who says asians smell funny? They smell like flowers, or at least my ex did ;)

Guy-Fast 03-23-2006 02:41 AM

Re: CCA Goes Big Time!
 

Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
I have seen them russia bitches and I would love to tap that ---- out. :y Problem is, I don't exactly feel comfortable plowing a product of Chernobyl and in turn popping out an Murdoc/Chernobyl mix :3

Sad, sad, sad.

And who says asians smell funny? They smell like flowers, or at least my ex did ;)

Not the ones I have messed around with



But I was wondering with the type r tach do i get a 2 side of orange chicken with it? Also chow mein and rice I like half/half.

AgentMurdoc 03-23-2006 02:45 AM

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chow mein and rice, you spoiled ass americans. NO HAPH HAPH, YOU GIET BAWON AND ONLEE BAWON! YOU WANT HAPH HAPH YOU NO PORTUNE COOKIE! ROOSTER SAUCE!? NO!! YOU PAY EXTRA!

Guy-Fast 03-23-2006 02:59 AM

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sweet and sour

45psi 03-23-2006 10:11 AM

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hmt mom, if your prices are decent, ill most likey send business your way.

J-SMITH69 03-23-2006 02:53 PM

Re: CCA Goes Big Time!
 

Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
chow mein and rice, you spoiled ass americans. NO HAPH HAPH, YOU GIET BAWON AND ONLEE BAWON! YOU WANT HAPH HAPH YOU NO PORTUNE COOKIE! ROOSTER SAUCE!? NO!! YOU PAY EXTRA!

:y

Jmunk 03-23-2006 03:38 PM

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When will the prices be out ?


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