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Car manufacturer definition
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Withdrawal
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women (but)
Broke My Wallet
Break My Window
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
DAEWOO
Darn Automobile ain't Expensive but With Out a doubt Obsolete
DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!
FORD
First On Recall Day
Fierce Ornery Redneck Driver
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot
F*cked On Race Day
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
PORSCHE
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Silly Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overpay (for) This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Withdrawal
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women (but)
Broke My Wallet
Break My Window
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
DAEWOO
Darn Automobile ain't Expensive but With Out a doubt Obsolete
DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!
FORD
First On Recall Day
Fierce Ornery Redneck Driver
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot
F*cked On Race Day
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
PORSCHE
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Silly Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overpay (for) This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
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