car club help
08-24-2003, 03:26 PM
#2
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 21,479
Re:car club help
The rules for the car clubs here are as follows:
1. Your car must be as gay as possible
2. Your car must be equipped with a 5" or larger exhaust tip, the larger the better. You do not need a full exhaust, it does no good for the sound.
3. Your car MUST have a gigantic wing. It can be plastic, but aluminum is preferred.
4. Your car must have a minimum of 10 performance stickers. You don't actually have to have the parts that the stickers represent.
5. You must drive your car as if it were the fastest thing on the road.
6. You must drive your car as if you were the hardest mother ****** on the road.
7. You must drive at a slight tilt. Never drive sitting straight up and down. This may be uncomfortable, but it is a must
8. When you park your car in public, you must turn your windshield blades on until they are halfway across the windshield and then turn the ignition off. This will atract a good amount of attention. If you need help with the insructions on how to properly do this, ask another memeber.
9. A minimum of 10 feet of neon must be used AT ALL TIMES. No exceptions.
10. Alteezas are highly recommended, but plain clears will do.
11. Never actually admit your car is not fast. If you have ANY doubt about losing a race, act like something is in your eye and avoid any further contact with the other driver. You can also act like you have a very important phone call and simply act like you are talking on the phone. They will never know.
12. END YOURSELF
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1. Your car must be as gay as possible
2. Your car must be equipped with a 5" or larger exhaust tip, the larger the better. You do not need a full exhaust, it does no good for the sound.
3. Your car MUST have a gigantic wing. It can be plastic, but aluminum is preferred.
4. Your car must have a minimum of 10 performance stickers. You don't actually have to have the parts that the stickers represent.
5. You must drive your car as if it were the fastest thing on the road.
6. You must drive your car as if you were the hardest mother ****** on the road.
7. You must drive at a slight tilt. Never drive sitting straight up and down. This may be uncomfortable, but it is a must
8. When you park your car in public, you must turn your windshield blades on until they are halfway across the windshield and then turn the ignition off. This will atract a good amount of attention. If you need help with the insructions on how to properly do this, ask another memeber.
9. A minimum of 10 feet of neon must be used AT ALL TIMES. No exceptions.
10. Alteezas are highly recommended, but plain clears will do.
11. Never actually admit your car is not fast. If you have ANY doubt about losing a race, act like something is in your eye and avoid any further contact with the other driver. You can also act like you have a very important phone call and simply act like you are talking on the phone. They will never know.
12. END YOURSELF
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08-24-2003, 03:26 PM
#3
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 38
Re:car club help
Heh, have a scavenger hunt or like a relay race....It sounds stupid and childish but It's pretty fun if you can get like 6 ppl together (3 on each team) Make sure you have a little extra cash to pay speeding tickets...lol
08-24-2003, 03:57 PM
#4
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 778
Re:car club help
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
The rules for the car clubs here are as follows:
1. Your car must be as gay as possible
2. Your car must be equipped with a 5" or larger exhaust tip, the larger the better. You do not need a full exhaust, it does no good for the sound.
3. Your car MUST have a gigantic wing. It can be plastic, but aluminum is preferred.
4. Your car must have a minimum of 10 performance stickers. You don't actually have to have the parts that the stickers represent.
5. You must drive your car as if it were the fastest thing on the road.
6. You must drive your car as if you were the hardest mother ****** on the road.
7. You must drive at a slight tilt. Never drive sitting straight up and down. This may be uncomfortable, but it is a must
8. When you park your car in public, you must turn your windshield blades on until they are halfway across the windshield and then turn the ignition off. This will atract a good amount of attention. If you need help with the insructions on how to properly do this, ask another memeber.
9. A minimum of 10 feet of neon must be used AT ALL TIMES. No exceptions.
10. Alteezas are highly recommended, but plain clears will do.
11. Never actually admit your car is not fast. If you have ANY doubt about losing a race, act like something is in your eye and avoid any further contact with the other driver. You can also act like you have a very important phone call and simply act like you are talking on the phone. They will never know.
12. END YOURSELF
1. Your car must be as gay as possible
2. Your car must be equipped with a 5" or larger exhaust tip, the larger the better. You do not need a full exhaust, it does no good for the sound.
3. Your car MUST have a gigantic wing. It can be plastic, but aluminum is preferred.
4. Your car must have a minimum of 10 performance stickers. You don't actually have to have the parts that the stickers represent.
5. You must drive your car as if it were the fastest thing on the road.
6. You must drive your car as if you were the hardest mother ****** on the road.
7. You must drive at a slight tilt. Never drive sitting straight up and down. This may be uncomfortable, but it is a must
8. When you park your car in public, you must turn your windshield blades on until they are halfway across the windshield and then turn the ignition off. This will atract a good amount of attention. If you need help with the insructions on how to properly do this, ask another memeber.
9. A minimum of 10 feet of neon must be used AT ALL TIMES. No exceptions.
10. Alteezas are highly recommended, but plain clears will do.
11. Never actually admit your car is not fast. If you have ANY doubt about losing a race, act like something is in your eye and avoid any further contact with the other driver. You can also act like you have a very important phone call and simply act like you are talking on the phone. They will never know.
12. END YOURSELF
i was in a car club once. my rules were to get as much free ---- as possible and then get out of the club...hehehe. i didn't get much though cuz they figured out i was just in it for the free ----, lol. the guy who sponsored the club was a bitch anyways, he acted like he owned our cars just cuz he gave us some free/cheap parts...
08-24-2003, 04:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 21,479
Re:car club help
I'm just stating my observations of the car clubs out here. They are all retarded and have no idea what a real performance mod is. Most of them think they are in a gang. I was even threatened by one of them with the wrath of the car club name. He threatened that I was going to get fucked up and my car was going to get fucked up by the car club. This was over the phone after he totally bitched out when I confronted him. ------- -----. 
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08-24-2003, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re:car club help
I was in a car club when I was 17 (Relentless Imports) woo woo! 
After all the car clubs in the area began thinking they were gangs, along with the rules that Dr. Boost layed out, I decided that they were all gay. That's when I started driving around town with my own car club banner (Rolling Alone) (Im not kidding) just to let my old club and the other clubs know that I thought they were gay. They probably never got it, though. I thought that Rolling Alone was stupid and the joke was over so I made small stickers for my side windows that just said, "Stealthmode" I wanted to continue with my hobbie, but I never went to car shows or the local coffee shop, so I was not known by the ricers in the area. (I was in Stealth) That was like 5 years ago and the name stealthmode continues. Now I use it everywhere, and in case you wondered why you never see me at Hot import nights, or import showoff, it's because I'm Stealthmode, suckaz!!!!!
I probably ruined the chance to start my own shop with the name Stealthmode Performance. People would ask me why their performance is so stealth. ha ha And don't get any idea's on the name after I laid that all out for you, cause you'd probably be in the market for a pretty stealth *** whoopin', boy.
(Car clubs are gay)
After all the car clubs in the area began thinking they were gangs, along with the rules that Dr. Boost layed out, I decided that they were all gay. That's when I started driving around town with my own car club banner (Rolling Alone) (Im not kidding) just to let my old club and the other clubs know that I thought they were gay. They probably never got it, though. I thought that Rolling Alone was stupid and the joke was over so I made small stickers for my side windows that just said, "Stealthmode" I wanted to continue with my hobbie, but I never went to car shows or the local coffee shop, so I was not known by the ricers in the area. (I was in Stealth) That was like 5 years ago and the name stealthmode continues. Now I use it everywhere, and in case you wondered why you never see me at Hot import nights, or import showoff, it's because I'm Stealthmode, suckaz!!!!!I probably ruined the chance to start my own shop with the name Stealthmode Performance. People would ask me why their performance is so stealth. ha ha And don't get any idea's on the name after I laid that all out for you, cause you'd probably be in the market for a pretty stealth *** whoopin', boy.
(Car clubs are gay)
08-24-2003, 04:37 PM
#9
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 38
Re:car club help
8. When you park your car in public, you must turn your windshield blades on until they are halfway across the windshield and then turn the ignition off. This will atract a good amount of attention. If you need help with the insructions on how to properly do this, ask another memeber.
