You's 'bout as pretty as ma' dog Gretta... Now where's my Camaro?

 

This here is my first child, i know it looks like a dog but it isnt. we are expecting 'nother.

 

After a long, hard day of linching negros and waxing the family motor car, the Stanley family likes to sit on the porch of there trailer and shoot at the other local trailer folk while sipping on there favorite beverages.
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---- po dunk contry ******* dont drink colt 45 .. thats ghetto champaign

 

Alright, who took that picture of my folks? Funny thing is, the pooch sleeps in the bed, and the bitch sleeps outside.

 

stay in school kids...

 

dam paparazty cant leave BEN and JEN alone!!

 

say sis them there city folk gots a camera grab some shells for my shotgun real quick.

Beau

 

"Hi, my name is Beau."

 

Who done did say that drinkin' hurts that damn childbirthin? My ma's and pappy done drank themselves sober every day of their lives and we done came out just darn fine! Ain't that the truth, mutt? Now let's go shoot us up some varmints! Bitch, hand me my chaw!