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Driver. seal the hatches we are gonna dive!!!!!
Passenger. I HATE THESE NEW SUBMARINES

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Driver: So this is what they mean by water injection.
Co-Pilot: Yea it's alot different then I thought.

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driver: This oughta clean off the dog ---- we just drove through.
pass: But whats gonna clean off the ---- i just dropped in my pants?

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Driver: eya... man i told you the rest of em took the last left.
pass: It dont matter dude, just load another bowl... we'll catch up

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ICE BERG DEAD AHEAD!!!

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driver: hold my beer wacth this.

pasenger: what did you say?

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driver : the subaru didn't get stuck dammit

passenger : stop your bitching give it more gas

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mom is gonna kill you cletus

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passenger: "i told you this was a boat race you ass"

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after taking the dirt road, conventional sex will never be the same :(