Brothers .. Sisters .... Iam back
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11-10-2004, 04:54 PM
#13
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re:Brothers .. Sisters .... Iam back
i'll bet you would have got a different reaction if you said you were female. They all would have said good to see you back, show us naked pictures of yourself....or your mom...or both. regardless, welcome back. later,
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11-11-2004, 05:29 AM
#20
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re:Brothers .. Sisters .... Iam back
Ravage 
you know iam the man 
Ill Tell you a little story..
about 4 months ago, my uncle died.
Died a single man, - no Children but a wife.
In my uncles will he asked to be buried with his fathers grave, which was located back home where we orginated from.
( 3 generations ).
So we booked tickets and sat our asses on a plane to pakistan.
And no , i dont want to hear terriost jokes, or sumat similar .
We landed and of course we buried my uncle, and I had lots of time left for my ticket to finish.
SO me and my brothers decided to do a little "trip" which consisted of going into the jungle and hunting
I was quite exited.
So I picked up my Burreta 1200fp 6 shot reloader shot gun
and got my 2 9mm's and my lovley Ak47 ready.
(my brothers got there arms ready)
We took food, and lots of water.
Hopped into our long base 4x4 drive motor, and headed into the direction of uncharted lands.
We didnt know what was going to be there, and ofcourse were all excited.
We decided that we would only stay for a max of 2 days.
We parked our motor, and started to climb into the depths of this jungle.
We walked about 3 hours into it, and still couldnt find any thing to shoot. (this jungle is located near the kashmir border).
So we setup camp, and had food and water. Next thing we hear is Bang bang .... we all jump and dive for cover.i jump the wrong way, and end up going down a hill, which is steep, and land in a swamp. its round mid day and its hot, i mean hot enough, the water in our cooler has become warm.
My brothers eventually find me, iam unable to walk my foot hurts bad.
bang bang again, this time its closer to us, we load the glocks, and get ready for sumat to happn. I let a whole clip of the ak47 out.
We head towards the car, eventually getting to the car, i feel like crap, i mean my head is spining bad style, my eyez wont stay open, and I feel hot.
I pass out in the car, wot happens from here onwards is what my brothers do.
THey take me to the closest hospital and they take me in.
I wake up, which feels like to me, ive been asleep 1 day, but in reality i was gone for 1 month. To my delight i am in a hospital, with a lovley nurse attending to my needs
Yes thats every need I had 
Turns out to be that ive got a broken angle, and manged to catch Maleria and typhoid as well.
I get realased, and after a couple of weeks rest I decide to get my self ready to go to the back to the UK.
Try to book my ticket and it turns out that my VISA has expired, and it was only valid for 30 Days
.
Eventually after arguing and shout for 2 months they give my visa, and Iam back in the UK.
No job, No money, but this story to laugh over
Ive missed all you guys and 1 gal in particular
you know iam the man Ill Tell you a little story..
about 4 months ago, my uncle died.
Died a single man, - no Children but a wife.
In my uncles will he asked to be buried with his fathers grave, which was located back home where we orginated from.
( 3 generations ).
So we booked tickets and sat our asses on a plane to pakistan.
And no , i dont want to hear terriost jokes, or sumat similar
.We landed and of course we buried my uncle, and I had lots of time left for my ticket to finish.
SO me and my brothers decided to do a little "trip" which consisted of going into the jungle and hunting
I was quite exited.
So I picked up my Burreta 1200fp 6 shot reloader shot gun
and got my 2 9mm's and my lovley Ak47 ready.
(my brothers got there arms ready)
We took food, and lots of water.
Hopped into our long base 4x4 drive motor, and headed into the direction of uncharted lands.
We didnt know what was going to be there, and ofcourse were all excited.
We decided that we would only stay for a max of 2 days.
We parked our motor, and started to climb into the depths of this jungle.
We walked about 3 hours into it, and still couldnt find any thing to shoot. (this jungle is located near the kashmir border).
So we setup camp, and had food and water. Next thing we hear is Bang bang .... we all jump and dive for cover.i jump the wrong way, and end up going down a hill, which is steep, and land in a swamp. its round mid day and its hot, i mean hot enough, the water in our cooler has become warm.
My brothers eventually find me, iam unable to walk my foot hurts bad.
bang bang again, this time its closer to us, we load the glocks, and get ready for sumat to happn. I let a whole clip of the ak47 out.
We head towards the car, eventually getting to the car, i feel like crap, i mean my head is spining bad style, my eyez wont stay open, and I feel hot.
I pass out in the car, wot happens from here onwards is what my brothers do.
THey take me to the closest hospital and they take me in.
I wake up, which feels like to me, ive been asleep 1 day, but in reality i was gone for 1 month. To my delight i am in a hospital, with a lovley nurse attending to my needs
Yes thats every need I had
Turns out to be that ive got a broken angle, and manged to catch Maleria and typhoid as well.
I get realased, and after a couple of weeks rest I decide to get my self ready to go to the back to the UK.
Try to book my ticket and it turns out that my VISA has expired, and it was only valid for 30 Days
.Eventually after arguing and shout for 2 months they give my visa, and Iam back in the UK.
No job, No money, but this story to laugh over
Ive missed all you guys and 1 gal in particular
