Blow job from fat bitch!!
Just thought i'd report in after a long time away, went out ojn the juice tonight, got drunk as you camn probably tell!!!! and got my cock chewed on by a fat biaaaatch down an alley way!!! Damn i need to go out more often i even pulled out and messed up the sluts face, she was pretty pissed! ;) ha ha hahahah
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Fat bitches rock when other options run dry ;)!! anyone else got any crude stories about sluts after a nite out??
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its always fun to rub chunky peanut butter all over ur dick, balls and ------- and let ur dog lick it off/out ;D
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Haha, holy ---- dude, not quite sure about that one ::)!!
Anyone other dirty slut bags out there :P?? |
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Originally Posted by biggmike
its always fun to rub chunky peanut butter all over ur dick, balls and ------- and let ur dog lick it off/out ;D
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That's a pleasant story there buddy. Thanks for admitting to us that you ---- with fat chicks.
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Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
Originally Posted by biggmike
its always fun to rub chunky peanut butter all over ur dick, balls and ------- and let ur dog lick it off/out ;D
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Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
HOLY ------' ---- THAT IS ------ FUNNY!!! Been having a ruff day with the females and this cheered me up! Funny ----. I thought you were gonna say "rub peanut butter and have a fat bitch like it off, but no you said dog! Hahaha... congrats biggmike, you made my day. Thanks.
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Holy ----, i dont even remember starting this post!! :o I was scanning down the posts just now and i was like, what the ----?? :o
I must have been pretty fucked up when i got in last night. :-[ |
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Well it's a good thing that there aren't really any girls that frequent HMT so you don't have to worry about scarying them off.
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Originally Posted by quadnie
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
HOLY ------' ---- THAT IS ------ FUNNY!!! Been having a ruff day with the females and this cheered me up! Funny ----. I thought you were gonna say "rub peanut butter and have a fat bitch like it off, but no you said dog! Hahaha... congrats biggmike, you made my day. Thanks.
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So you're now turning to beastiality?
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its even worse when ur getting good head from a fat dude and u dont realize it until he starts pounding ur ass :P
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thats why i stiched my ass shut a long time ago
now everything comes out from the front first 3 times were rough but now its as free flowing as a waterfall |
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^^^jesus. :-X
BTW, thie post is worthless without pics. We want to see just how fat this bitch was, and you know you fucked her, just admit it. ;) __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
^^^jesus. :-X
BTW, thie post is worthless without pics. We want to see just how fat this bitch was, and you know you fucked her, just admit it. ;) when I was in highschool we used to go whaling. (some people call it hogging) we would all put like $20 in a hat. then go out to the crusing strip, and whoever could get the nastiest bitch and do something wrong with her, like blow your load on her face, you won the money. most of the time you never even remebered doing it, and most of the time you would get 5-10people doing this, so $20 X 10 people, thats 200 bucks. it was usally worth it. (BTW, we only did this a few times) ^everyones done it. dont be ashamed. |
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that dog comment was in a movie, DONT PLAGURIZE hahaaha
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I agree with boost on this one.
I heard of this one guy who was about to ---- a fat chick and then he got her naked and threw a bag of flour on her. Like the saying goes.. |
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
^^^jesus. :-X
BTW, thie post is worthless without pics. We want to see just how fat this bitch was, and you know you fucked her, just admit it. ;) As for ------- her, no way :o!! you have to draw the line somewhere. Getting a chew off her was one thing, boning her would make me physicaly sick!! |
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FAT Chicks need love too!!! Wow this is a great post. thanks for it. Im proud that you blew your load in her eyes and ears.s
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Nice to see that all the man-----s are showing up to say "fat chicks rule"
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Like someones quote says fat chciks give better head becuz there hungry.And the cooment about the dog was from road trip
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i thought the peanut butter comment was from a blink 182 live gig
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man there was this fat chick that wanted to ---- a while back ,now im thinking i should have let her chewy some cock :-\ but not ---- >:(
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hell no. ---- all of them. then blow your load on there face and make sure you get some in there hair to.
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the peanut butter idea is from road trip the skinny guy says it. Come to think about it that guy screwed the fat chick too!: X
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"fat chicks need loving too; but they gotta pay." - Quagmire(family guy)
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If all else fails, find a fold and ---- it...
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Originally Posted by sccaeg
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
^^^jesus. :-X
BTW, thie post is worthless without pics. We want to see just how fat this bitch was, and you know you fucked her, just admit it. ;) when I was in highschool we used to go whaling. (some people call it hogging) we would all put like $20 in a hat. then go out to the crusing strip, and whoever could get the nastiest bitch and do something wrong with her, like blow your load on her face, you won the money. most of the time you never even remebered doing it, and most of the time you would get 5-10people doing this, so $20 X 10 people, thats 200 bucks. it was usally worth it. (BTW, we only did this a few times) ^everyones done it. dont be ashamed. no one has done this?! come on now, we can make this thread last a little longer! |
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hahah I like skinny girls, but Ill never turn down a fatty... ;D
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Originally Posted by B18B_CIVIC
hahah I like skinny girls, but Ill never turn down a fatty... ;D
yeah.....see people dont want to say it..... |
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i would never have sex with a fat chick. i would rather ---- an ugly bitch with an awesome body than a fat chick with a nice face
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U know what they say about fat chicks more cushion for the pushin but there is no way i would ever hit it with a fat chick.They roll over after and ur ass is grass
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