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So its saturday morning, 1am

I was at my buddies house late helping him swap a headgasket when he blew it at the races at about 10pm

I leave at @ 11:30 gasket was in, head was torqued and they were just doing same basic wiring and hose assembly

Well they call me @ 12:30,

"You might wanna come back, weve got some trouble with the hatch"
"Car wont fire up?"
"Havent tried, have a bigger problem"

SO I was just about the jerk it but bros before hands so I got in the car and get over there. Little do I know to the destruction I was about to see.

I pull up his driveway, very little light, only 2 trouble lights. 2 of my other friends are already there, everyones laughing while John (owner of 91 hatch is freaking out)

Heres what happenned. They got the ---- all done, car all assembled but decided to take off his motegi mr7's and paint them black (there white)so being the fucktards that they are, they dont have stands or tall blocks so they figure WTF why not use 2 jacks......... Seriously these guys arent even retarded, they can do basic ---- but thinking this would work was just retarded

Apparently they started with the rear, full 15" off the ground (and removed the rear tires), Mike starts going on the front, they said they barely got the front wheels off of the ground and the back left of the hatch tipped....

AND SMASHED INTO THE INTEGRA!!!!!

I swear to god, its lying there as we speak, its lying at a pretty nice angle, back left is completely on the ground, lcas/brakes and suspension look to be totally fucked, all rear glass and panels wwere cracked or dented. The teg's front bumper and headlights are broken and the brand new VIS Invader c/f hood cracked into three.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...4/f67202b1.jpg

Thats how it looked but that hatch wasnt totaly on its side

Tow truck came and he tied his wench to roll cage (car runs high 14s lol) and we slowly tipped it over and he let it down easy with the wench, to me the car is totalled.

Now what do you guys think should happen? Obviously there both retarded, but Mike (owner of the teg) was the one that jacked the rear

Who do you think is responsible and for what damage

To me the hatch is going to be written off or parted out

They started talking about damage and nicely were bringing up whos fault it was, thats when I said I had to work in the morning and left. Didnt wanna have to take a side or get caught in the drama, enough people were there.

I dunno, to me this is probably the dumbest thing they could have done and both cars have some scars lol.

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hahah freakin dumb asses...why didnt they just use both jacks to jack up just the rear then do the front?? :-X

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That was not the best story I ever heard, so now I'm mad. That red X shows that the hatch, the integra, and both of your friends are retarded.
Whoever was in on the idea is at fault. (all) If there was a conversation at all about the jack stands and one of them said, "no, it will work", than he's more at fault. Either way, you should part out both of the cars and send me the integra's rear brakes. Thank you.

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sounds like a monkey ------- a football to me.

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That's why I don't let people work on my ----. If I ---- something up I only have myself to be mad at. I don't want to lose friends over a broken head bolt or a cracked ring. :-\

BTW, your picture doesn't work and I really want to see this. :D
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http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...4/f67202b1.jpg

Here, I just drew in it paint what it looks like

I just dont understand how they felt a car would be perfectly level

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red Xs :P

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You must be really mad at yourself lately. hahahahaha.
I could have taken your advice when I let bamboo tighten my valve cover bolts though. :-X


WOT: Imagestation owns you. I'm gonna start calling you:

WASTE
OF
THREAD

;D

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Yeah, how did you like the orange silicone draped all over your freshly built motor? :-*
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lol theyll kick in, in the morning I guess

Everyone must still be there though or something happenned.

3am and know one came back on MSN

Time to get back to jerkin

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he blames me for that ;D

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Best story my ass, its too bad the car didnt fall on one of those dumbasses they could have won a darwin award

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tell them they can turn both claims in on house insurance since it happened at home...

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http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...4/f67202b1.jpg

paste it into your adress bar :)

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"You are not authorized to view this page"

You guys suxors at that that intranet

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this would have been the best story i would have ever heard, if...

one of the guys was like "hey, while we have the car up and all the wheels off.. why dont i be the dummbass to get under the car and check out that oil leak."

and then the car happens to slip... hehehe.. now thats funny, i dont care who you are;) Git R Dun

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FIX THE DAM PICTURE >:(

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hahhahaha

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1. don't use imagestation.
2. nice job in paint. i like the broken glass and the cf hood. lol ;D

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HAHAHAHAHAH..
anyway..
WTF i throught u actually took pictures of it. :P (still piss)

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click on it, then click on the go tab, and than click refresh.

Kyle quality MS paint job and no real pics. Worthless

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Your life must suck if this is the best you have.

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i have an idea. buy some $10. jack stands at walmart. better a car ------- up, then being pinned under a car. you guys haven't been injured working on your cars because there realy is a god ;D and learn how to post pics, it's everyones fault that was there. you all pay for your own cars. the owner was stupid enough to let his car be jacked that way. go spend a measly $10. on something that could make you avoid a car slamming down on your chest.

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Ya know, it sounds that easy, but go tell the 3,000,000 unplanned parents that condoms are only a couple bucks. :P
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you guys need to stop bitching about the pic he tried to post up. Waste of time. i can't believe I figured out how to view it to see it.

You see kyle's MS paint skills, yeah there you go, there are no actually pics of the cars and/or damage.

This thread is useless without REAL and ACTUAL pics of the vehicles involved and the damage!

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