Best Jesus site, ever.
04-19-2007, 02:11 PM
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Re: Best Jesus site, ever.
Originally Posted by Dmc1
LMAO I like that can you see him can you feel him ----. I swaer christians are closet ****! that must be why all those preists fondle little boys.
I think it's kinda cool actually, aside from being funny. I mean, Jesus wasn't just some stuck up scary heavenly figure. I can see Jesus playing the occasional practical joke and bringing happiness to people's lives.
Jesus: *to disciples* "Hey guys, get a load of this one."
"Hey Simon Peter! I'm gonna teach you to walk on water."
Simon Peter: "---- yeah Jesus!"
Jesus: "Go run and jump off that pier and you will walk on water!" *wink wink to other disciples.
Simon Peter runs and jumps off the pier and gets dumped in the water as Jesus and all the disciples are in tears laughing at him. What could Simon Peter do? Give Jesus the finger? Hell no. Jesus probably knew that, so he most likely fucked with people all the time (without sinning of course).
I realize that this post is stupid and worthless, so here's a **** link for you:
http://youporn.com/watch/17478
^^^ the guy is annoying and she moans too much, plus i'm not a fan of bj vids....
but she's ------ hot
04-19-2007, 02:20 PM
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Re: Best Jesus site, ever.
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Why do you think it's a bad idea, Danno?
I, personally, couldn't get much out of the bible, but it's the average Christian mentality that made me anti-Christian. Obese bitches who can't spell talking loudly in public about their duty to make more Christians (breeding) in order to make the worlkd a better place, etc, all the 1001 little fucked up things that is considered acceptable in Christian culture. The biggest thing, though, is how miserably serious they take the ----... if Jesus was all joy and light, you'd think these people would be happier, right?
The guy who makes the Jesus action figures did it to bring a smile to people's faces, whether they are true believers or people on my end of the spectrum. He's probably a decent guy.
I, personally, couldn't get much out of the bible, but it's the average Christian mentality that made me anti-Christian. Obese bitches who can't spell talking loudly in public about their duty to make more Christians (breeding) in order to make the worlkd a better place, etc, all the 1001 little fucked up things that is considered acceptable in Christian culture. The biggest thing, though, is how miserably serious they take the ----... if Jesus was all joy and light, you'd think these people would be happier, right?
The guy who makes the Jesus action figures did it to bring a smile to people's faces, whether they are true believers or people on my end of the spectrum. He's probably a decent guy.
04-20-2007, 01:00 AM
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Re: Best Jesus site, ever.
Funny thing is JD, the Bible speaks about over eating (leading to being fat)
Proverbs 23:20-21 "Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags."
Also 1 Corinthians 3:17 "If any man destroys the temple of God, God will destroy him, for the temple of God is holy, and that is what you are."
Temple of God referring to your body "your body is the temple of the Lamb" from when you accept Jesus into your life... blah blah blah basically take care of your body.
And also, you shouldn't look at one certain part of a group and make a rash decision based on that (looking at the babbling obese baptists and declaring all Christianity crappy.. etc). But hey, its your agenda not mine
Proverbs 23:20-21 "Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags."
Also 1 Corinthians 3:17 "If any man destroys the temple of God, God will destroy him, for the temple of God is holy, and that is what you are."
Temple of God referring to your body "your body is the temple of the Lamb" from when you accept Jesus into your life... blah blah blah basically take care of your body.
And also, you shouldn't look at one certain part of a group and make a rash decision based on that (looking at the babbling obese baptists and declaring all Christianity crappy.. etc). But hey, its your agenda not mine
04-20-2007, 01:07 AM
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Re: Best Jesus site, ever.
ehhh...This is for the truly "spiritual" women out there...
http://www.divine-interventions.com/...baby_front.jpg
Of course this way your woman can say she "has Jesus inside" her....
http://www.divine-interventions.com/...baby_front.jpg
Of course this way your woman can say she "has Jesus inside" her....
04-20-2007, 01:07 AM
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Re: Best Jesus site, ever.
Aren't you on the chubbier side Danno?
I agree with JD. 99.9% of Christians like to focus on the 1001 little things you can't do, and not the large picture of what God wants you to do. These are the same pieces of ---- that are more concerned with stem cell research and gay marriage than they are with telling their kids they love them.
I agree with JD. 99.9% of Christians like to focus on the 1001 little things you can't do, and not the large picture of what God wants you to do. These are the same pieces of ---- that are more concerned with stem cell research and gay marriage than they are with telling their kids they love them.
04-20-2007, 01:11 AM
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Re: Best Jesus site, ever.
Chubbier, but not fat. Who cares? I eat right (for the most part... def not a glutton though) and exercise regularly...
99.9%? I'd say that 99.9% Shut their traps and dont say anything. The ones you see out in the streets are the major minority, atleast in this region. Christians here don't do squat as far as that sort of stuff is concerned. The craziest thing our church does is :
mg:: hosts Christmas dinners for the homeless. Wow, that's downright terrible folks
99.9%? I'd say that 99.9% Shut their traps and dont say anything. The ones you see out in the streets are the major minority, atleast in this region. Christians here don't do squat as far as that sort of stuff is concerned. The craziest thing our church does is :
mg:: hosts Christmas dinners for the homeless. Wow, that's downright terrible folks
04-20-2007, 01:14 AM
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Holy ----!! One dinner a year? What about the other 364?
From what I've seen, organized religion is just like politics. It looks good on paper, but it's also a good way to waste time/money and get very little in return.
From what I've seen, organized religion is just like politics. It looks good on paper, but it's also a good way to waste time/money and get very little in return.
04-20-2007, 01:16 AM
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Re: Best Jesus site, ever.
Whens the last time you opened your home to the homeless for a free dinner? They do it on other occasions too, ya know. They have their big thing at that point, and a lot of collections goes to the homeless/poor in the area. They also have blood drives/toys for tots/clothes for poor family types of things.
So why you on my nuts?
So why you on my nuts?
04-20-2007, 01:31 AM
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Re: Best Jesus site, ever.
First off, I'm not on your 'nuts', so never say that again.
Secondly, when was the last time YOU opened up your house to a homeless person? I never once said that I was an establishment that worked to help others when they are in need.
Dan, accept the fact that your religion is a hoax, and that your "goody two shoes" attitude is just a byproduct of you being raised to believe that bullshit. If you want to help the homeless, help them find a job, place to sleep, ect. A warm meal is out of there system in less than 24 hours.
Secondly, when was the last time YOU opened up your house to a homeless person? I never once said that I was an establishment that worked to help others when they are in need.
Dan, accept the fact that your religion is a hoax, and that your "goody two shoes" attitude is just a byproduct of you being raised to believe that bullshit. If you want to help the homeless, help them find a job, place to sleep, ect. A warm meal is out of there system in less than 24 hours.
