Best Christmas present evAr!
12-09-2005, 10:57 AM
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Re: Best Christmas present evAr!
Originally Posted by JEG
As I chuckled about this yesterday^^^... and said wow.. Sucka, Gotta love puppies....God looked down on me and said. ***** YOU FORGET HOW HARD IT IS TO RAISE A DOG BECAUES YOU"ERS ARE SO GOOD? Anyways...... I let the black one sleep in my bed with me see'in as im single as of right now.. I woke up to that ---- puking in my ------- bed. I hopped out of bed in my boxer's ran the ---- out side with her.... Don't forget its like 25 degree's here right now... and what Do I see while watching my dog puke more and im basically naked outside... these 2 girls who live right up the road ------- jogging by my house with smirks on there face's and ----...while my dog blow's chunks all over my deck... and then she can not wait and she has to start ------- shitting right there... and these are some good looking females. What a bad ------- way to wake up today. Been up since 4 am cleaning puke... its now 6 am and 2 girls I was planning on hitting on seen me standing out side like a fool almost naked while my dog was blowing chunks... if this does not makes sence im a lil wound up right now.. Im rdy to eat pittbull for lunch. But then again I guess its part of owning the DOG'S. Moral or the storie... TIME TO BRING THE STEAM CLEANER IN AND CLEAN SOME ------- CARPETS AND MY BED AND MY SHEETS, WHILE I COULD BE ------- SLEEPING.... SO IF YOU ARE GOING TO GET A DOG... YOU HAD BETTER LOVE THE MOTHER ****** OR I SO WOULDA KILLED IT TODAY. END OF STORIE... THIS ALMOST FEELS LIKE I NEED A AMEN AT THE END OR SOMETHING... JUS TO MAKE THE REST OF MY DAY NOT GO HALF AS SHITTY.. 
That sucks, but that's some funny ----.Last night my bed got pissed on a retarded amount. I slammed some cough medicine so I was out for most of the night, but the girlfriend woke up to wet feet. :P
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12-09-2005, 12:41 PM
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Re: Best Christmas present evAr!
It may seem wrong, but Bukkake is right. You need to crate train him. He will learn to control his blatter and to go outside. Once he is potty trained, you can have him sleep with you without waking up to wet sheets (well, wet sheets from the dog anyways). 
12-09-2005, 12:53 PM
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Re: Best Christmas present evAr!
Originally Posted by Whitey
Whitey pisses on Dr. Boost 
:PI'm going to try the box thing. I'm getting a cage today to keep him in when nobody is here to make sure he isn't ------- ---- up. I think he's starting to figure out that I want him to ---- in the rocks outside. Last time he ---- he was halfway on the rocks and halfway on the sidewalk, but the ---- still hit the sidewalk.
As I was typing this he took a **** right in front of me.
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