Originally Posted by JEG

As I chuckled about this yesterday^^^... and said wow.. Sucka, Gotta love puppies....God looked down on me and said. NIGGA YOU FORGET HOW HARD IT IS TO RAISE A DOG BECAUES YOU"ERS ARE SO GOOD? Anyways...... I let the black one sleep in my bed with me see'in as im single as of right now.. I woke up to that ---- puking in my ------- bed. I hopped out of bed in my boxer's ran the ---- out side with her.... Don't forget its like 25 degree's here right now... and what Do I see while watching my dog puke more and im basically naked outside... these 2 girls who live right up the road ------- jogging by my house with smirks on there face's and ----...while my dog blow's chunks all over my deck... and then she can not wait and she has to start ------- shitting right there... and these are some good looking females. What a bad ------- way to wake up today. Been up since 4 am cleaning puke... its now 6 am and 2 girls I was planning on hitting on seen me standing out side like a fool almost naked while my dog was blowing chunks... if this does not makes sence im a lil wound up right now.. Im rdy to eat pittbull for lunch. But then again I guess its part of owning the DOG'S. Moral or the storie... TIME TO BRING THE STEAM CLEANER IN AND CLEAN SOME ------- CARPETS AND MY BED AND MY SHEETS, WHILE I COULD BE ------- SLEEPING.... SO IF YOU ARE GOING TO GET A DOG... YOU HAD BETTER LOVE THE MOTHER FUCKER OR I SO WOULDA KILLED IT TODAY. END OF STORIE... THIS ALMOST FEELS LIKE I NEED A AMEN AT THE END OR SOMETHING... JUS TO MAKE THE REST OF MY DAY NOT GO HALF AS SHITTY.. :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7

Originally Posted by Whitey

Whitey pisses on Dr. Boost 8)