Best birthday ever (NSFW)
 

So I turned 28 today and I woke up this morning with a phone call....

As of next month my ex-wife will officially be listed on the state of georgia's list of most wanted (for deadbeat parents)

I'm all excited to tell my girl about the news, just then she steps into the room fresh out of the shower wearing SOME BAAAANGING ass
garder-belt, fishnet stockings, some real slutty ----, and proceeds to lay a ------ on me for the record books.

Shortly after that a guy that has owed me some money for a while for a timing belt I did for him dropped by and paid me.

and it's only 1pm..... 8)

edit: nude shot warning

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first a free tune now this. lucky ass mofo

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I think you should donate 500$ and pictures/video of your plump wife for making it all happen.

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This picture of her was already in my introduction thread but here you go again in all her plump glory
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Didn't see that pic before. Nice catch man, can I borrow her? I'm loving the KFC coupons on the wall too :6

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sounds like a good bday. mine was yesterday, and was way uneventful. wish my old lady would dress up like that and put it on me

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Ok, you have pictures of yourself with two girls in your photobucket. For that matter there's a whole lotta win in your bucket... old girl must have really thrown it on you this morning if this is any better than a normal day in your life.


Respect.