Beer vs. Vagina
 

Beer vs. Vagina

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a
scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife
may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point
to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal
circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in
one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If
you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One
point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle
or a can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER

Re: Beer vs. Vagina
 

Still can't get past the fact that you said this:

:X

Funny though.

Re: Beer vs. Vagina
 

funny ---- and that quote is definetly questionable

Re: Beer vs. Vagina
 

Good stuff thats pretty funny.

Re: Beer vs. Vagina
 

Know how I know you're gay?
Cuz you brought up my gay post from a long time ago so you had to have been thinking about it.

Plus you know it's a true statement.
Oh and ---- you :P

Re: Beer vs. Vagina
 

haha that was pretty good.. i'll still take vagina over beer any day though :6

Re: Beer vs. Vagina
 

definitely, the ten vaginas should get like 3 points minimum ya know. I think vagina takes it.

Re: Beer vs. Vagina
 

haha quite amusing

know how i know your gay? you chose beer over vagina

Re: Beer vs. Vagina
 

I just remembered it from that old thread. Kinda creepy though :l It's not true. I've NEVER been sitting on the computer and thought "Hmm, Today I think I'll look at some gay porn because I'm curious". No. :X :S :1 :3

Re: Beer vs. Vagina
 

pretty funny ha, but i like to split it up evenely beer and bitches ;D