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Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51 Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy when a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping... Holy ------- ----! Then the X-Files being, Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa Did a slow-mo Matrix descent Outta the butt end of the banana vessel And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip, and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my ------' pants." So light in his way, Like an apparition, [that] He had me crying out, "---- me It's gotta be the Deadhead Chemistry The blotter got right on top of me Got me seein' E-----------in'-T!" And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not." Me. The Chosen One? They chose me!!! And I didn't even graduate from ------' high school. You'd better... You'd better... You'd better... You'd better listen. Then he looked right through me With somniferous almond eyes Don't even know what that means Must remember to write it down This is so real Like the time Dave floated away See, my heart is pounding 'Cause this ---- never happens to me I can't breathe right now! It was so real, Like I woke up in Wonderland. All sorta terrifying I don't wanna be all alone While I tell this story. And can anyone tell me why Y'all sound like Peanuts parents? Will I ever be coming down? This is so real Finally, it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing 'Cause this ---- never happens to me I can't breathe right now! You believe me, don't you? Please believe what I've just said! See the Dead ain't touring And this wasn't all in my head. See, they took me by the hand And invited me right in. Then they showed me something I don't even know where to begin. Strapped down [to] my bed Feet cold [and] eyes red I'm out of my head Am I alive? Am I dead? Can't remember what they said God damn, ---- the bed. Hey ... Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be the One Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending, To write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen ---- the bed again ... Typical. Strapped down [to] my bed Feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head Am I alive? Am I dead? Sunkist and Sudafed * Gyroscopes and infrared Won't help, I'm brain dead Can't remember what they said God damn, ---- the bed I can't remember what they said to me Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero Can't remember what they said Bob help me! Can't remember what they said [We] don't know, [and we] won't know (x12) God damn, ---- the bed! |
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The preacher man says it’s the end of time
And the Mississippi River she’s a goin’ dry The interest is up and the Stock Markets down And you only get mugged If you go down town I live back in the woods, you see A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive I can plow a field all day long I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too Ain’t too many things these ole boys can’t do We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive Because you can’t starve us out And you cant makes us run Cause one-of- ‘em old boys raisin ole shotgun And we say grace and we say Ma’am And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn We came from the West Virginia coalmines And the Rocky Mountains and the and the western skies And we can skin a buck; we can run a crop line And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive I had a good friend in New York City He never called me by my name, just hillbilly My grandpa taught me how to live off the land And his taught him to be a businessman He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights And I’d send him some homemade wine But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife For 43 dollars my friend lost his life Id love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eyes And shoot him with my old 45 Cause a country boy can survive Country folks can survive Cause you can’t starve us out and you can’t make us run Cause one-of- ‘em old boys raisin ole shotgun And we say grace and we say Ma’am And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn We’re from North California and south Alabam And little towns all around this land And we can skin a buck; we can run a crop line And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive Bocephus, Country Boy Can Survive |
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THATS WHY MOMMY LEFT US =Steven lynch ;D
hush little girl sweet sweet baby dont cry tonight daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby tonight why can't it all be like it was before how can i explain why mommys not here anymore cause daddy likes porno and ten dollar -----s daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores daddy like rubbing against little boys on the bus i think thats why your mommy left us hush little girl there is no reason to fret tonight dont mind the smoke daddy just wants to forget tonight soon it will all be like it was before any minute she will walk through that front door but daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer then he wants sex that involves mommys rear daddy has sores on his genitals oozing with pus i think that's why your mommy left us please dont cry i swear i'll try to be here by your side right after daddy gets home from the bar visits his booky and steals a new car he'll drive to the strip club and if daddy plays his cards right he'll bring home your new mommy tonight |
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I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a
while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', ‘cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. ‘Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl. Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula. Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop. There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped. So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud? Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' |
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kinda emo, but oh well, i like 'em
"I Won't See You Tonight Part 1" Cry alone, I've gone away No more nights, no more pain I've gone alone, took all my strength I've made the change, I won't see you tonight Sorrow, sank deep inside my blood All the ones around me I cared for and loved Building up inside of me A place so dark, so cold, I had to set me free Don't mourn for me, You're not the one to place the blame As bottles call my name I won't see you tonight Sorrow sank deep inside my blood All the ones around me I cared for and most of all I loved But I can't see myself that way Please don't forget me or cry while I'm away Cry alone, I've gone away No more nights, no more pain I've gone alone, took all my strength But I've made the change, I won't see you tonight So far away, I'm gone. Please don't follow me tonight And while I'm gone everything will be alright No more breath inside Essence left my heart tonight No more breath inside Essence left my heart tonight "I Won't See You Tonight Part 2" Come back to me, this is unconceivable Breaking apart the ones you love Hate runs deep for what you've done to us Left alone through suicide...suicide I just want to die, take away my life lay by your side, please... Come back to me, this is unconceivable Breaking apart the ones you love Hate runs deep for what you've done to us Left alone through suicide Look at my face you pierce with a blank stare No dream could prepare a heart for a lifeless friend. He's gone. Nothing will take back time. I need him back, but nothing will take back time. I can see just fine with you in my life, there by my side as it starts to fade I know this can't be right, stuck in a dream a nightmare full of sorrow Nightmare - full of pain [x2] I look back and see the twisted road Best friends and despair took its toll Take away [x4] Sorrow, sank deep inside my blood all the ones around me, I cared for and most of all I loved but I can't see myself that way please don't forget me or cry while I'm away Look at my face you pierce with a blank stare No dream could prepare a heart for a lifeless friend. He's gone. Nothing will take back time. I need him back, but nothing will take back time. I can see just fine with you in my life, there by my side as it starts to fade I know this can't be right, stuck in a dream a nightmare full of sorrow [x2] |
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Mc Chris Tussin
way back college boy asked to a high school dance couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants. didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue, til my best friend said that the red would get me through. went to the jewel with my crew, adults only box, in a second hand suit, bow tie, i'm a fox. in a car on the street, in my mouth swisher sweet down that ---- at my crib in a one gulp feat. room starts to turn like cheese, my tummy starts to churn like grease, on my knees like a rug burn beast like an intern tease with a yeast (infection.) all the while on the tile, feel like I got the flu. think I'm gonna throw, I think this night is through ding dong, date's arrived and her dress is ripped. she don't know I'm on a robotussin trip. in the back two girls going stag fat asses. i demand from the date her sunglasses. do a drop roll out the car like axel. I need an angel, I need some ------ advil. I got a buzz bigger than a behive cough up my cookies let loose what's on the inside chorus the tussin, the tussin put it down like it was nothing robocop couldn't stop me puking and flushin no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin just love for a drug called robotussin way back college boy, live on eleventh floor. head out my window, wonder what I'm living for. knock on my door, what's in store, it's my buddy bux with the rabbit ear pockets saying he is out of luck. Need a forty for party thrown by laura kang at rubin. all he's got is snot and a box full of ludens. Tell'm bout the tussin, we're hayden ho hustlin' interupting discussions about reagonomic reprocussions. ----'m, we're ------ chug luggin. soon my stomach I'm huggin I'm trippin or something my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon. you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon. frankly, the feeling's ------ fantastic I'm tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted, Like it's the night before we all get drafted, Like we're rowing through some rapids with Kevin Bacon, white water rafting Like you're on epcot center on acid? Exactly. chorus and his other one Fetts Vett Cruisin' Mos Espa In my Delorean War's over I'm a peacetime mandalorian My story has stumped Star Wars historians Deep in debate, Buffet plate at Bennigan's Rhyme renegade Sure to penetrate First and second offense I won't hesitate Got a job to do And Darth's the guy that delegates Got something against Skywalker Someone he really hates I don't give a ---- I'm after Solo For all I care He could be hidin' at Yoda's dojo Gotta make the money Credit's no good When the jawas runin' shop In your neighborhood Think you can cook I got a grappling hook Let's make this quick 'Cause I'm really booked I'm a devious degenerate Defender of the devil Shut down all the trash compactors On the detention level chorus My backpack's got jets Well I'm Boba the Fett Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt To finance my 'Vette wicky wicky woo Well I chill in deep space A mask is over my face Well I deliver the prize But I still narrow my eyes 'Cause my time I don't like to waste. Get down I'm a question Wrapped inside an enigma Get inside the slave one Find your homing signal From Endor to Hoth Ripley to Spock I'll find what you want But there's gonna be a cost See, my name is Boba Fett I know my ---- is tight Start not actin'right You're frozen in carbonite Got telescopic sight Flame throwers on my wrist You still don't get the gist Spiked boots are made to kick Targets are made to hit You think I give a ---- Yo mama is a bitch I see you in the Sarlaac Pit You just flipped my switch Integrity been dissed You scratchin' on my itch You know I shoot to get Got bambinas at cantinas Waitin' to lick my lusty lips So I'll let you get back inside Your little space ship Give you a head start 'Cause I'm the sportin' kind Consider the starting line The sneaky smile I hide inside Hope you have hyper drive (drive) pray to stay alive ('live) Don't try to slip me a five 'Cause I never take a bribe To the beat of a different drummer Bad ass bounty hunter Let no man put asunder Or else they be put under As in six feet Got an imperial fleet Backin' me up, gonna blow up Any attempt to defeat They gotta death star Got four payments on my car Hand it over to hammer head At Mos Eisley bar He used to carjack Now he's a barback Just goes to show how you can Get back on the right track As for me that's not an option Can't say that with more clarity Me going legit would be like Jar Jar on speech therapy Chorus My backpack's got jets Well I'm Boba the Fett Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt To finance my 'Vette wicky wicky woo Well I chill in deep space A mask is over my face Well I deliver the prize But I still narrow my eyes 'Cause my time I don't like to waste. Get down Slice you open like a Taun Taun Faster than the Autobahn Or a motorbike in Tron Do the deed and then I'm gone Jaba has a hissyfit Contact Calrissian Over a colt, the plan unfolds No politic is legit Back in the day When I was a slave Living life in the fast lane Like in a pod race My mean streak tweaked I became a basket case So this space ace Split that place, poste haste Took up a noble cause Called the Clone Wars 'Cause life's not all about Girls and cars Getting fucked up In fucked up bars See, I'm not a retard Or gay like de Barge I'm large and in charge With a face so scarred A cold black heart That's been torn apart The Sith wish that they Had a dick so hard 'Cause it's long long ago In a ----- far far Call me master, 'cause I'm faster Than Pryor on fire I no longer have to hot wire I'm a hunter for hire With no plans to retire And all the sucka MCs Can call me sire Chorus My backpack's got jets! (jets jets jets) Well I'm Boba the Fett! (the Fett the Fett) Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt, (Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt) ...To finance my 'Vette (my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette) |
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1. Aces High
[Harris] There goes the siren that warns off the air raid Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne Got to get up for the coming attack. Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines Remove all the wheel blocks there's no time to waste Gathering speed as we head down the runway Gotta get airborne before it's too late Running, scrambling, flying Rolling, turning, diving, going in again Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die Run, live to fly, fly to live, Aces high Move in to fire at the mainstream of bombers Let off a sharp burst and then turn away Roll over, spin round and come in behind them Move to their blindsides and firing again Bandits at 8 o'clock move in behind us Ten ME-109's out of the sun Ascending and turning out spitfires to face them Heading straight for them I press my guns. Rolling, turning, diving Rolling, turning, diving, goin' again Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die Run, live to fly, fly to live, Aces high. 2. 2 Minutes To Midnight [Smith/Dickinson] Kill for gain or shoot to maim But we don't need a reason To Golden Goose is on the loose And never out of season Some blackened pride still burns inside This shell of bloody treason Here's my gun for a barrel of fun For the love of living death The killer's breed or the Demon's seed, The glamour, the fortune, the pain, Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 2 minutes to midnight, The hands that treaten doom. 2 minutes to midnight, To kill the unborn in the womb. The blind men shout "Let the creatures out We'll show the unbeliverers." The napalm screams of human flames Of a prime time Belsen feast ... yeah! As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies. The killer's breed or the Demon's seed, The glamour, the fortune, the pain, Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 2 minutes to midnight, The hands that treaten doom. 2 minutes to midnight, To kill the unborn in the womb. The body bags and little rags of children torn in two And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun. The killer's breed or the Demon's seed, The glamour, the fortune, the pain, Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 2 minutes to midnight, The hands that treaten doom. 2 minutes to midnight, To kill the unborn in the womb. Midnight Midnight Midnight It's all night Midnight Midnight Midnight It's all night 3. Losfer Words (Big 'Orra) [Harris] [instrumental] 4. Flash Of The Blade [Dickinson] As a young boy chasing Dragons with your wooden sword so mighty, You're St. George or you're David and you always killed the beast Times change very quickly And you had to grow up early A house in smoking ruins and the bodies at your feet [Chorus:] You'll die as you lived In a flash of the blade In a corner forgotten by no-one You lived for the touch For the feel of the steel One man, and his Honour. The smell of resined leather The steely iron mask As you cut and thrust and parried at the fencing master's call He taught you all he ever knew To fear no mortal man And now you'll wreak your vengeance in the Screams of evil man. [Chorus:] [Repeat chorus] 5. The Duellists [Harris] He threw down a glove you made the mistake Of picking it up now you're gone The choosing of guns or figthing with swords The choise of weapons is gone He'll tear you apart as soon as you start You know you don't have a chance [Chorus:] OH...OH... Fight for the Honour Fight for the Splendour Fight for the Pleasure OH...OH... Fight for the Honour Fight for the Splendour Fight for your Life! Ready to start the duel begins the best man wins in the end A lunge and a feint, a parry too late A cut to the chest and you're down Seeing the stain then feeling the pain Feeling the sweat on your brow [Chorus:] The fighting resumes, a silence looms the Swordsman move 'gainst each other A cut and a thrust, a parry, a blow a stab to the heart and you're down The Angel of Death hears your last breath Meanwhile the reaper looks on OH...OH... Fought for the Honour Fought for the Splendour Fought for the Pleasure OH...OH... Fought for the Honour Fought for the Splendour Fought to the Death 6. Back In The Village [Smith/Dickinson] Turn the spotlights on the people Sitch the dial and eat the worm Take your chances, kill the engine Drop your bombs and let it burn White flags shot to ribbons, The truce in black and burned. Shellshock in the kitchen. Tables overturned [Chorus:] Back in the village again In the village, I'm back in the village again. Throwing dice now, rolling loaded I see sixes all the way, In a black hole and I'm spinning As my wings get shot away. Questions are a burden And answers are a prison for oneself Shellshock in the kitchen Tables start to burn. [Chorus:] Back in the village again In the village, I'm back in the village again. No breaks on the inside, Paper cats and burning barns, There's fox among the chickens, And a killer in the hounds. Questions are a burden And answers are a prison for oneself Shellshock in the kitchen Tables start to burn. [Chorus:] Back in the village again In the village, I'm back in the village again. But still we walk into the valley And others try to kill the inner flame We're burning brighter and before I don't have a number, I'M A NAME! Back in the village again In the village I'm back in the village again Back in the village again In the village I'm back in the village Back in the village Back in the village again. 7. Powerslave [Dickinson] Into the Abyss I'll fall - the eye of Horus Into the eyes of the night - watching me go Green is the cat's eye that glows - In this Temple Enter the risen Osiris - risen again. [Chorus:] Tell me why I had to be a Powerslave I don't wanna die, I'm a God, Why can't I live on? When the Life Giver dies, All around is laid waste, And in my last hour, I'm a Slave to the Power of Death. When I was living this lie - Fear was my Game People would worship and fall - Drop to their knees. So bring me the blood and Red wine for the one to succeed me, For he is a man and a God - And He will die too. [Chorus:] Now I am cold but a ghost lives in my veins, Silent the terror that reigned - Marbled in stone A Shell of a man God preserved - From thousand ages, But open the gates of my hell - I'll strike from the grave [Chorus:] Tell me why I had to be a Powerslave I don't wanna die, I'm a God, Why can't I live on? When the Life Giver dies, All around is laid waste, And in my last hour, I'm a Slave to the Power of Death. Slave to the Power of Death... Slave to the Power of Death... 8. Rime Of The Ancient Mariner [Harris] Hear the rime of the Ancient Mariner See his eye as he stops one of three Mesmerises one of the wedding guests Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the Sea And the music plays on, as the bride passes by Caught by his spell and the Mariner tells his tale. Driven south to the land of the snow and ice To a place where nobody's been Through the snow fog flies on the albatross Hailed in God's name, hoping good luck it brings. And the ship sails on, back to the North Through the fog and ice and the albatross follows on The mariner kills the bird of good omen His shipmates cry against what he's done But when the fog clears, they justify him And make themselves a part of the crime. Sailing on and on and North across the sea Sailing on and on and North 'till all is calm The albatross begins with its vengeance A terrible curse a thirst has begun His shipmates blame bad luck on the Mariner About his neck, the dead bird is hung. And the curse goes on and on and on at sea And the thirst goes on and on for them and me "Day after day, day after day, we stuck nor breath nor motion As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean Water, water everywhere and all the boards did shrink Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink." [SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE (1798-1834)] There, calls the mariner there comes a ship over the line But how can she sail with no wind in her sails and no tide. See... onward she comes Onwards she nears, out of the sun See... she has no crew She has no life, wait but there's two Death and she Life in Death, they throw their dice for the crew She wins the Mariner and he belongs to her now. Then ... crew one by one They drop down dead, two hundred men She... She, Life in Death. She lets him live, her chosen one. [NARRATIVE] "One after one by the star dogged moon, too quick for groan or sigh Each turned his face with a ghastly pang and cursed me with his eye Four times fifty living men (and I heard nor sigh nor groan), With heavy thump, a lifeless lump, they dropped down one by one." [SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE (1798-1834)] The curse it lives on in their eyes The Mariner he wished he'd die Along with the sea creatures But they lived on, so did he. And by the light of moon He prays for their beauty not doom With heart he blesses them God's creatures all of them too. Then the spell starts to break The albatross falls from his neck Sinks down like lead into the Sea Then down in falls comes the rain. Hear the groans of the long dead seamen See them stir and they start to rise Bodies lifted by good spirits None of them speak and they're lifeless in their eyes And revenge is still sought, penance starts again Cast into a trance and the nightmare carries on. Now the curse is finally lifted And the Mariner sights his home Spirits go from the long dead bodies Form their own light and the Mariner's left alone And then a boat came sailing towards him It was a joy he could not believe The Pilot's boat, his son and the hermit Penance of life will fall onto Him. And the ship it sinks like lead into the sea And the hermit shrieves the mariner of his sins The Mariner's bound to tell of his story To tell his tale wherever he goes To teach God's word by his own example That we must love all things that God made. And the wedding guest's a sad and wiser man And the tale goes on and on and on. |
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Originally Posted by QikEnuF
The preacher man says it’s the end of time
And the Mississippi River she’s a goin’ dry The interest is up and the Stock Markets down And you only get mugged If you go down town I live back in the woods, you see A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive I can plow a field all day long I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too Ain’t too many things these ole boys can’t do We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive Because you can’t starve us out And you cant makes us run Cause one-of- ‘em old boys raisin ole shotgun And we say grace and we say Ma’am And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn We came from the West Virginia coalmines And the Rocky Mountains and the and the western skies And we can skin a buck; we can run a crop line And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive I had a good friend in New York City He never called me by my name, just hillbilly My grandpa taught me how to live off the land And his taught him to be a businessman He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights And I’d send him some homemade wine But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife For 43 dollars my friend lost his life Id love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eyes And shoot him with my old 45 Cause a country boy can survive Country folks can survive Cause you can’t starve us out and you can’t make us run Cause one-of- ‘em old boys raisin ole shotgun And we say grace and we say Ma’am And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn We’re from North California and south Alabam And little towns all around this land And we can skin a buck; we can run a crop line And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive Bocephus, Country Boy Can Survive |
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Originally Posted by Jorsher
Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51 Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy when a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping... Holy ------- ----! Then the X-Files being, Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa Did a slow-mo Matrix descent Outta the butt end of the banana vessel And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip, and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my ------' pants." So light in his way, Like an apparition, [that] He had me crying out, "---- me It's gotta be the Deadhead Chemistry The blotter got right on top of me Got me seein' E-----------in'-T!" And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not." Me. The Chosen One? They chose me!!! And I didn't even graduate from ------' high school. You'd better... You'd better... You'd better... You'd better listen. Then he looked right through me With somniferous almond eyes Don't even know what that means Must remember to write it down This is so real Like the time Dave floated away See, my heart is pounding 'Cause this ---- never happens to me I can't breathe right now! It was so real, Like I woke up in Wonderland. All sorta terrifying I don't wanna be all alone While I tell this story. And can anyone tell me why Y'all sound like Peanuts parents? Will I ever be coming down? This is so real Finally, it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing 'Cause this ---- never happens to me I can't breathe right now! You believe me, don't you? Please believe what I've just said! See the Dead ain't touring And this wasn't all in my head. See, they took me by the hand And invited me right in. Then they showed me something I don't even know where to begin. Strapped down [to] my bed Feet cold [and] eyes red I'm out of my head Am I alive? Am I dead? Can't remember what they said God damn, ---- the bed. Hey ... Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be the One Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending, To write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen ---- the bed again ... Typical. Strapped down [to] my bed Feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head Am I alive? Am I dead? Sunkist and Sudafed * Gyroscopes and infrared Won't help, I'm brain dead Can't remember what they said God damn, ---- the bed I can't remember what they said to me Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero Can't remember what they said Bob help me! Can't remember what they said [We] don't know, [and we] won't know (x12) God damn, ---- the bed! |
Re: Badass Song Lyrics! Post Em Up!
Not that i give a ---- or judge anyone for who or what they believe, to each his own, but this one hits close to home
You're such an inspiration For the ways that I will Never, ever choose to be Oh so many ways for me to show you How your savior has abandoned you ---- your God, your Lord, your Christ He did this, took all you had and Left you this way, still you pray, never stray, never Taste of the fruit, never thought to question "why?" It's not like you killed someone It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side Praise the one who left you broken down and paralyzed He did it all for you... He did it all for you... Oh so many ways for me to show you How you dogma has abandoned you Pray to your Christ, to your God Never taste of the fruit, never stray, never break, never Choke on a lie even though he's the one who Did this to you, you never thought to question "why?" It's not like you killed someone It's not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side Talk to Jesus Christ as if he knows the reasons why He did it all for you... He did it all for you... He did it all for you AND this one for my brother, Justin , R.I.P ------, a piece of us all died with you... Life is changing i cant go on with out you Rearranging. I will be strong I'll stand by you (You were fighting everyday) (So hard to hide the pain) (I know you never said goodbye) (I had so much left to say) One last song Given to an Angel's Son As soon as you were gone As soon as you were gone I have a new life now She lives through you What can I do Feel so alone now I pray for you We still love you (You were fighting everyday) (So hard to hide the pain) (I know you never said goodbye) (I had so much left to say) One last song Given to an Angel's Son As soon as you were gone As soon as you were gone One last song (I can't believe you're gone) Given to an Angel's Son (I can't believe) As soon as you were gone As soon as you were gone -sevendust |
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