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R-MAK 02-13-2004 11:58 PM

bachelor's
 
well, who be livin the single life. i am and i know Justin is too lol. post up boys.

Turbodelsolman 02-14-2004 12:01 AM

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As of today, I am.... Woot woot! ::) Broke up after over a 2 year relationship.

ToeJam 02-14-2004 12:03 AM

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Smart man, if you dump her before V-Day, you don't have to buy her ----.

dragon 02-14-2004 12:22 AM

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i am. Been hoeing around. ;D I've havn't been with someone since the past 2 years.

nyc86zc 02-14-2004 12:25 AM

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I am single as of last week...but I still don't understand why I HAVE to buy her roses and take her out to dinner...oh yeah, that's right, otherwise I'd be sleeping alone on V-Day.

beerbongskickass 02-14-2004 12:33 AM

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I ------- hate girls... they can all die! >:(

crx2fast 02-14-2004 12:54 AM

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have not got laid in over a year :'( you can just think of how i feel- can someone beat that

Honda16hb 02-14-2004 01:56 AM

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ya, 17 years, and I can spell beat.

I'm just going to go find some hoes saturday night.

crx2fast 02-14-2004 02:00 AM

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what you gotta make fun off me because i cant spell :'(

45psi 02-14-2004 04:22 AM

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Single and loving it. I reffer to my car as the girl-friend, it needs just as much maintence. always have the booty stash though

projekteg 02-14-2004 06:46 AM

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i wish i was a batchelor, but paying child support and alimony doesn't sound like fun to me :P

Dr.Boost 02-14-2004 07:01 AM

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I'm in. 8) Livin' it up. :) I can come home from work and sit on my ass for hours without having to deal with anybody bitching at me. Tomorrow is Valentines day and I have no set plans whatsoever. Life is good. :-*
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d16forlife 02-14-2004 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by beerbongskickass
I ------- hate girls... they can all die! >:(

:-X.I hope your next avatar aint a rainbow! ;) :P

Buddy Ro 02-14-2004 10:39 AM

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17 years and two months lol

honda_joe 02-14-2004 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by crx2fast
have not got laid in over a year :'( you can just think of how i feel- can someone beat that

7006 days, 18 hours, 2 minutes and 32 seconds :'(

(19 years 2 months)

projekteg 02-14-2004 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by honda_joe

Originally Posted by crx2fast
have not got laid in over a year :'( you can just think of how i feel- can someone beat that

7006 days, 18 hours, 2 minutes and 32 seconds :'(

(19 years 2 months)

you virgin..........

hotrex 02-14-2004 12:16 PM

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im on kill count 22....get drunk and get em fat

projekteg 02-14-2004 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by hotrex
im on kill count 22....get drunk and get em fat

i was at 31, but then i got married, come to think about it, i started dating my wife when i was 19 and haven't fucked anyone else since, so i was at 31 at 19 woot woot! damn, 3 yrs with the same piece of ass, no wonder i don't like her any more :P

R-MAK 02-14-2004 02:14 PM

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hahah, see, being single = more moola for stuff. :) im proud of you guys ! 8)

hotrex 02-14-2004 02:51 PM

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22 at 20 yrs old isnt bad, tonight i plan on chalkin up number 23

45psi 02-14-2004 05:01 PM

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^^^ i thought you were a man hotchecks, at least shoot for 25-27

Dr.Boost 02-14-2004 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by projekteg

Originally Posted by hotrex
im on kill count 22....get drunk and get em fat

i was at 31, but then i got married, come to think about it, i started dating my wife when i was 19 and haven't fucked anyone else since, so i was at 31 at 19 woot woot! damn, 3 yrs with the same piece of ass, no wonder i don't like her any more :P

Damn you slut! :o 31 at 19 years? I'm at 17~19 I believe and I'm 22. :-\ It could be more, but I'm not real sure so 17 is the official number. We should hold a seminar. I spy 2 virgins and one born again virgin in this thread. :-\
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nyc86zc 02-14-2004 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by hotrex
im on kill count 22....get drunk and get em fat

Been there done that...big girls give good head cause they're hungry and they've had practice.
I think i am in the high teens but who really cares...make sure you bag it up.

bambooseven 02-14-2004 07:35 PM

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I sold drugs to rich girls, you wouldn't believe my number if I told you (61 at 20) then again I lost my V at 12. but I'm happily engaged to my GF of 1.75 years

Dr.Boost 02-14-2004 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bambooseven
I sold drugs to rich girls, you wouldn't believe my number if I told you (61 at 20) then again I lost my V at 12. but I'm happily engaged to my GF of 1.75 years

cuz I'm a mutha ------' P.I.M.P 8)
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bambooseven 02-14-2004 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bambooseven
I sold drugs to rich girls

If it wasn't for that it'd be like 2 at 20

Dr.Boost 02-14-2004 07:47 PM

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lol, I bet. I have a friend(now in prison until 2008)that did that same thing. He was nailing all kinds of hot rich bitches. It was so funny because he was kinda scummy and not so smart, but damn. He would pull up with a different hot bitch all the time. Some of them were married, some of them had kids and ----, some of them were young girls with rich parents. He had alot of fun until he got busted...like 14 times. ::)
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Boostoholic 02-14-2004 11:43 PM

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Single is the way to be ;)

Honda16hb 02-15-2004 01:29 AM

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I think I'm too much of a ----- to get any, I only hit bitches up on the internet.

slowasshatch 02-15-2004 01:35 AM

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We broke up almost a month ago and she fucked some dude the day we broke up >:(. Now she's in her crawling back stage and really kissing my ass. But I still ended up pissing HER off somehow cause she expected me to still go all out for V-day after everything she's put me through recently. She's lucky she's the only girl Ive every truly loved or she'd be crying/sleeping alone. ::)

hotrex 02-15-2004 01:38 AM

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after that , she SHOULD be cryin sleepin alone, what a hoe...the dame day?

bambooseven 02-15-2004 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by slowasshatch
We broke up almost a month ago and she fucked some dude the day we broke up >:(. Now she's in her crawling back stage and really kissing my ass. But I still ended up pissing HER off somehow cause she expected me to still go all out for V-day after everything she's put me through recently. She's lucky she's the only girl Ive every truly loved or she'd be crying/sleeping alone. ::)

I would tie her up in seran wrap and grab her by the feet and kill the dude she fucked using her as a weapon. then hang her by her feet off a freeway overpass and put a sign on her that says "I'm a ----- and I deserved this" just for the off chance she gets on TV ror the internet or both or smething sporting her sign.

------- dumb -----, give her the boot man

ZexRex 02-15-2004 02:21 AM

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it has been like 48 hours since i got some tang damn, i need to go to the bar. tomorrow night its one of my firends 21st bday. i will give her a special present. maybe make a vid for hmt haha.

best toast ever:
to being single, seeing double,and sleeping triple! yea baby i love florida.

R-MAK 02-15-2004 09:43 AM

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well boys, early this morning Travis finished up a 26 of JD and was feeling a little tooo fine. some chick kept feeling me up and ----, so i just ---- it, too the bedroom bich, and i ended up tapping taht ----. im still prutty drunk and i thought i was gonna end up with blue balls ;D what a tighht ho !!!!!!!!! :)

the end.

Dr.Boost 02-15-2004 10:26 AM

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Damn, you're shitfaced at 7:43am? :o Nice work man. 8)
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R-MAK 02-15-2004 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Damn, you're shitfaced at 7:43am? :o Nice work man. 8)

hey, the game never sleeps 8)

Slo_crx1 02-16-2004 12:07 AM

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Hehe...if i keep dumpin all my money into my crx, i think i probably will end up single. Besides, i've been with the same piece of poon for the last 6 (almost 7) years now...change would be nice. Or at least a threesome! ;D

LSD Motorsports 02-16-2004 01:28 AM

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Haha, some good ---- in here guys, single is the way to go... or just keep some on the side as i like to do,
"Stupidest thing man can do, protect a -----"
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