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biscuit 03-27-2008 11:29 PM

Attention Target Shoppers
 
lmao... :1

http://www.kptv.com/news/15557595/detail.html

HMTguy 03-27-2008 11:32 PM

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It's not like we all haven't done that at least a few times, this guy just got caught :X

BigD 03-27-2008 11:35 PM

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I usually hit up Wal-Mart.

ifly87 03-27-2008 11:47 PM

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lol, funny but this guy has more balls.....doint it on an airplane.

http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_...files-law.html


A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.


cornfuzed 03-28-2008 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ifly87
lol, funny but this guy has more balls.....doint it on an airplane.

http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_...files-law.html


hahahahahah maby the guy was watching porn on his laptop and found a vid where a dude just walked up to a sleeping chick and came on her face and when she awoke they did it, that sounds like porn and i know people that if they see it in porn think it's real and will try it a buddy of mine even said he tried to get his gf to let hime ---- her in the ass and shove a bowling pin up her cuch at the same time then punch her in the head as hard as he could when he was about to come. needless to say they only dated for a couple weeks the dude is an idiot but is always ------- some hot ass redheads

NIGn0g 03-28-2008 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by jagojon3
It's not like we all haven't done that at least a few times, this guy just got caught :X

I thought I was alone doing it!

leed 03-28-2008 01:05 AM

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Quoted from the article:


“I want him caught very badly,” the woman said. “… It’s just disgusting. You feel kind of like a garbage can after that.”
I think the term she was looking for, is Cum Dumpster, hahahah.

88dx 03-28-2008 01:07 AM

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haha

GodJockey 03-28-2008 01:31 AM

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I bet these could potentialy turn into assualt cases. Just like spitting on someone can be assult i bet bustin' a nut on some one would be way worse.

cornfuzed 03-28-2008 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by GodJockey
I bet these could potentialy turn into assualt cases. Just like spitting on someone can be assult i bet bustin' a nut on some one would be way worse.

just to think how funny it would be to be sitting there on a plane look over and see some dude nutting on some chick that is sleeping, hhahahahahha the unvoulentary (spelling)
mile high club

SQ is the SQUAD 03-29-2008 02:49 AM

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because someone can actually get sexual gradification from being ejaculated on, nutting on a bitch who dident want it could be considered rape. just like if you suckedo n her toes.

Cray91 03-29-2008 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SQ is the SQUAD
because someone can actually get sexual gratification from being ejaculated on, nutting on a bitch who didn't want it could be considered rape. just like if you sucked on her toes.

Some people get sexual gratification from being told what to do and bossed around. I should sue my boss for "rape".

McBoost 03-29-2008 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by leed
Quoted from the article:

I think the term she was looking for, is Cum Dumpster, hahahah.

Dammit, that was the exact same thing I was gonna say... lol, well said.

gen4acclude 03-29-2008 07:34 PM

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well the kid from the original post was also a car thief in mollala were i lived for a year and the kids a real fag its no wonder she feels like a cum dumpster

RedCavz 03-29-2008 07:36 PM

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hahahaha leed had me dying. im minorly drunk. eventually yturning into majorly

SQ is the SQUAD 03-29-2008 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cray91
Some people get sexual gratification from being told what to do and bossed around. I should sue my boss for "rape".

well unless he is physically doing it to you, then no.

AgentMurdoc 04-01-2008 09:03 PM

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that is hilarious. I want to ejaculate on some sleeping woman's forehead. lol.

cornfuzed 04-02-2008 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
that is hilarious. I want to ejaculate on some sleeping woman's forehead. lol.

sounds like fun, but would be really funny if someone nutter in a womans mouth whale she was sleeping and when she woke up she would be like "man i got some seriously bad morning breath" hahaha that would be funny she would probubly wipe her mouth as if it were drool, hahahahaha

oh and has anyone ever punched someone in the balls in their sleep i did once to a friend all he did was make this loud snoring noise and roll up in to a ball and when he woke p in the morning he was like, eh mang, my ------- balls hurt i think i punched myself in the balls in my sleep again
that was the day i learned my friend was fucked up and he punched his self in the balls in his sleep needless to say i havent talked to that friend in 2 years (i cant look him in the face without laughing till i shard myself)

BigD 04-02-2008 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
that is hilarious. I want to ejaculate on some sleeping woman's forehead. lol.

That gives me a good break up idea. Just wait till she is asleep and start pissing all over her. Guaranteed to avoid any awkward break up talk.

78NOVA 04-02-2008 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers
Dammit, that was the exact same thing I was gonna say... lol, well said.

rofl, same thing i was thinkin lol! :P


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