Attack of the Auto EX
03-09-2006, 08:05 AM
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Attack of the Auto EX
This was too funny last nite, I wish to God I was making this up, but the SAD part is Im not. So my drive home from class is about 25min on the highway. So I'm on the hgihway, and theres a damn car riding my ***, like a foot away from me. mind you its 3 lanes. so whatever im thinkin its some ------- wanting to race or some ----, which i def wont cuz im as slow as they come. so this sunfire, lol, rolls up next to me and i cant hear whats hes sayin, but dude had HUGE *** vinyl on the side of his car, and guess what it was...the EXACT vinyl off the supra from F&F..lol so apparently he wanted to race, so whatever 
we go down to about 30mph on a damn highway at like 830pm....and then go. im pullin and hit my funny gas and gone. so after about 2-3 miles im ready to get off my exit and go home, dude is still behind me, wtf?!? So i get of the exit and go into a parking lot and hes like, hey nice race, youre petty fast (im thinkin to myself, no im not, im auto and slow as *****, but ok) he says, im new in the area, just moved here from Kentucky i think he said, dunno for sure. he starts sayin hes trying to get into the local street racing scene and for me to tell people that. im like sure buddy, yer gay. all and all it was quite funny to me. I soooo wish tho that i was making all of this up.
we go down to about 30mph on a damn highway at like 830pm....and then go. im pullin and hit my funny gas and gone. so after about 2-3 miles im ready to get off my exit and go home, dude is still behind me, wtf?!? So i get of the exit and go into a parking lot and hes like, hey nice race, youre petty fast (im thinkin to myself, no im not, im auto and slow as *****, but ok) he says, im new in the area, just moved here from Kentucky i think he said, dunno for sure. he starts sayin hes trying to get into the local street racing scene and for me to tell people that. im like sure buddy, yer gay. all and all it was quite funny to me. I soooo wish tho that i was making all of this up.
03-09-2006, 08:18 AM
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Re: Attack of the Auto EX
I had a similar experience not too long ago....I was trying to get home, I'm driving the WRX, with my Huge FMIC and everything.....This guy ina white Corolla, yes I said a toyota Corolla not even the new one, but a 2001-2002 with an EVO looking body kit, huge EVO style wing, just ugly comes up and tries to race.....I'm like are you ------- serious.....I was on third gear cruising doing 35 or so.....He would not let off.....so I just stepped on the gas, it felt like he had completely hit his brakes.....I pull into a parking lot, and there he comes behind me.....
Pretty much exactly the same words...except his first question was and I'm not making this up now......Is that WRX turbo!!!!!!
.....I was like yeah dumbass....then he told me about how he just moved from whocareswhere USA, and how he wanted to get into the racing scene......
People like this make me want to have lived in the Cowboy days...just pull out your gun and kill the ******.....Idiots are funny sometimes
Pretty much exactly the same words...except his first question was and I'm not making this up now......Is that WRX turbo!!!!!!
.....I was like yeah dumbass....then he told me about how he just moved from whocareswhere USA, and how he wanted to get into the racing scene......People like this make me want to have lived in the Cowboy days...just pull out your gun and kill the ******.....Idiots are funny sometimes
03-09-2006, 08:23 AM
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Re: Attack of the Auto EX
Now that I think about it, there was a kid who did the same thing here... raced a few people then was like "I just moved here from Maryland and want to get in on the racing scene"... he had a stock GTI and claims he has a 1200 whp 240SX that no one has seen 
03-09-2006, 09:45 AM
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Re: Attack of the Auto EX
it's just sad that kid's like that just know of the F&F movies and get all mixed up on what's actually going on... maybe someday they'll figure out that there's a difference between rice, and a real fast car...?
03-09-2006, 11:16 AM
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Re: Attack of the Auto EX
thats some funny *** ----, I must say though, I am surprised that you one, after all with that vinyl on the side of his car, (that he most likely had overnighted from Japan), he was probobly rocking close to 400 whp, why do you think that supra in the F&F was a 10 second car?
03-09-2006, 11:39 AM
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Re: Attack of the Auto EX
i raced a dodge neon the other day and beat him pretty bad...(i have a stock 93 si) so i pulled into a gas station and he followed and told me that hes never been beat by a honda....and he told me that he usuallly tells them to go becuase he wants to give them a head start......i was like geez what hondas are you racin....and he said he races these acuras that are in my town....they would both smoke the ---- outa him...but then he told me that he had to go to the titty bar or he was gonna get an twitch......true story...
...TRUE STORY
