April fools
 

Ok so did any of you nogs do anything good or get anything good done to you?

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i text'd a buddy and said i got an 8ball, and he called me asap and was like fiending for it.. and then i laughed n laughed.. ..and laughed.. and told him april fools.. and laughed more..

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some people really love to shoot pool

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Now that would have been funny. Should have let him come over and have one of those magic 8 balls.

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some friend you are :3

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Hahaha

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a friend of mine at work broke up with his girlfriend.
he let her cry for 15-20 mins then said april fools. he came to work with a fat lip

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lol, thats funny!!! my girl tried telling me she was prego!! but she couldnt keep a straight face long enough for it to be effective. i just gave her the look like, Its not my damn kid and she cracked... i didnt do anything though.

btw, did anybody see the pizza hut commercial, they showed they were changing their name to pasta hut lol.

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lol it turned out it wasnt a joke...at least i dont think

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Indeed.

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I threw a nogs number on Craigslist under the gay personals as just wanting some fun. He was getting calls from fags left and right.

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Yeah I was like WTF?

Pasta hut doesn't sound too bad tho...

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now that is funny

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hhahahaha im going to have to do that with my friends number

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:l two posts, and its just some sick ----? why exactly are you here... oh well, maybe my humor isnt at the "HMT" level quite yet. ::)

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not to mention, his only 2 posts are pics of dead russian people :l and maybe at a stretch, gay porn!

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Burnt crispy dick or not, it's still a dick.

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DIE

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Wicked

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I just seen it again???

Edit: Looks like they aren't really changing the name. They are just serving pasta for delivery now also.

http://www.pizzahut.com/Images/Menu/...niPastaslg.jpg

Creamy Chicken Alfredo Baked Tuscani Pasta
Grilled chicken breast strips and rotini pasta oven-baked in a creamy Alfredo sauce with a layer of melted cheese. Family size order (over 3 lbs!) feeds 4 people and comes with 5 breadsticks.

Meaty Marinara Baked Tuscani Pasta
Savory Italian-seasoned meat sauce and rotini pasta topped with cheese and oven baked. Family size order (over 3 lbs!) feeds 4 people and comes with 5 breadsticks.

Sounds pretty good, someone order and test.

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the ones in my area have been selling pasta for awhile now, not sure about delivering it since i never ordered it, how good can pasta go with beer?

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i told my gf open your mouth or its going in your eye then just shot in her eye and said april fools

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That is about the lamest thing I have heard. No wonder some women turn lesbian :X

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haha nah thats pretty funny, bitch watch out im going to skeet in your eyeball!

i dont have any good ones about myself but my friend is stupid and got owned pretty good.

so my friend had this stupid bitch of a girlfriend for about two weeks, she wanted him to buy her a bunch of stuff and was to bitchy and different from him so he broke up with her a few weeks ago. well she texts him several times on april fools saying she needs to talk to him really bad. he thinks shes pregnant so he sets up a time to go see her. she tells him she has Gonarea. hes relieved shes not pregnant but freaks out and tells his sisters and friends about it. she calls him later and says april fools haha. man how stupid do you have to be but i got a great laugh.

also the guy at work just yesterday broke up with his girlfriend of 5 years on her birthday, i gave him props on that one. she always wants him to buy her everything and i guess has been a pain for quite awhile. he was saying he might give in and appoligize i told him to stay strong lol.

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it happened a little lat (as in 2 days ago) but i got a friend of mine with an april fools joke, i hooked his brake pressure switch (that turns the brake lights on) in the the horn so when he hit the brakes the horn would wail (witch is funny because his car is automatic so he had to hold the brakes as stoplights, thus holding the horn)
then after i rigged up his car i asked him to go pickup an 1/8th and hes the whitest guy you know listening to rap music really loud and driving through the ------- ghetto and every time he hits the brakes the horn whales (hes lucky he didn't get shot) it was so funny i followed him about half a block behind (in my brothers car so he didn't notice me) just incase anything happened i could pull the fuse so he didn't get shot


he was so pist, man i wish i had a cam that would be the funniest thing on youtube

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funniest thing, 5 years ago.

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man that looks ------ delicious!

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look like the ---- i took an hour ago

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+1