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i was coming to work today when i saw a 1995 4 door chevy lumina, with a huge ass black wing....ahahh :Dit was so fuking funny....when i drove by him he just looked my car up and down....he just wished he had a civic....also his girl was with him, i bet she was ashamed to ride with him...

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"his girl was with him"

sure it wasnt your girl? lumina's get the ladies..

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I think I could get more poon in a 88 Geo Metro, than in a Lumina.. ;D

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i gota 79 omni o24 edition, i pull hoes, at ecsu, like you, couldnt believe. i just show em a pic of my rex

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Ive seen some pretty stupid stuff but i think an excel hatchback with a big ass type-r sticker on the back window...or ive gotta take a pic of this car an old school probe with one of the aluminum swingset spoilers and prob like 18in 3 chrome three stars....thats right three stars....lol

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Man can you belive I live in the race capitol of the world and there are so many fast ass cars and those stickermolies. Indy is a great place to see the Domestic cars with GTR badges on their mustang claming it means great track racer WTF. If its true why in the ---- did you have to buy this and put it on you sideview mirrors... DOnt get me wrong there is a whoe lot of bad ass rides that think when they run 14's
that if ------- slow as A 18 no JOKE..

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Here you go- 90's GMC Sonoma with body kit, chrome exhaust tip, and a HUGE DOHC-VTEC sticker on the back window (as well as a Mexican flag)

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hey, maybe he did a motor swap... to a honda 4 cyclinder :P

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Yesterday on the freeway coming home from work I saw a Teal 2g CRX with what looked liked 17's on the back and stock steelies on the front minus the hubcaps of course. There was also a bright yellow steering wheel, yellow air fresheners to match and a big monster tach in the middle of the dash. It also had clear tail lights and some kind of after market head lights, but only one head light was working.

This thing was such a pile, so I waited until there weren't any cars ahead of me and I slowed down in front of him and then took off in my lightning fast stock 95 civic. :D I figure that might piss him off and I am all about pissing off stupid people like this so I slowed down again and let him get ahead of me. I think he tried taking off on me because I saw a little puff of smoke come out of his exhaust, I am guessing he was shifting down. Anyways I let him go a little ways so he would think his car is the ---- and then I just passed him again. It was pretty funny, but the sad part was this retard probably lives in my town because he got off the freeway at the same exit I did. He actually went down a street only a couple blocks from my house. Hopefully he was just visiting other fellow ricers and didn't live there. And to all you ricers out there beware the power of the stock civic!

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I'm not sure what's worse.. Someone who drives a car that has over done decals, and exterior body mods, or someone who brags about driving a plain jane, run of the mill, "everyone and thier grandmother" owning, clone car. To me, it'd be like driving a cubical. Or living in the suburbs. Or wearing uniforms in school. But, hey, whatever lets you feel like you're superior. ::)

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LOL... dude can't you tell when somebody is joking? c'mon now think a little bit. I drive a slow as ---- stock civic, but it has vtec so that makes it faster than a car that doesn't have vtec... LOL.

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Uhm, no it doesn't. What the hell kind of goofy backwoods-ass comment is that? I'm sure my non-VTEC hatchie would rape your 2600 lbs VTEC yuppie mobile. Seriously.. think before you speak.

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I WAS ------- JOKING!!! you know... not serious? I thought I made that clear on my last post when I specifically said I was joking right before I made that comment.

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I sware I have a camera in my car and take pictures of ricers. I can't stand it. When I get it developed I will post some pics.

Quick ricer story(one of many):
I was following a friend who has a heavily worked 90 GSX in my turbo 86 crx. We pull up alongside another 1st gen eclipse, I was on one side and he was on the other, and I see all these stickers that say DOHC VTEC(mimicing the new SI's) on the side of this eclipse. It had so much other crap on the side I was about to vomit. I pull up alongside, thinking it would be turbo, letting my Greddy Type S vent when SHE(yes a girl) gets on it. The poor car was not even turbo. Me and my friend both with Type S's blowing the ---- out of her and she could not keep up.
I think I made her cry ::)

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o yea.....i saw a focus lowered with the 99-00 civic si rims (still has the center caps of honda emblem) had an SiR sticker on back(autozone style) and also had an import tunerz sticker on it...now whats wrong with that picture:
1. honda center caps
2. SiR...thats even wrong for a honda to buy that crap
3. the focus isnt an import
i just thought i had to share :)

Dane

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i saw an old 86 cavalier with the three stacker vader aluminum wing.... :-X

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there is a kia im my home town of south holland, illinois, with the chrome three spoke hubcaps, a big ass aluminum wing, every sticker make, even edelbrock, puerto rico AND mexico stickers in the window, a big ass dragon complete with flames shooting from its mouth plastered on the hood, "honda racing" seatbelt pads, a chrome window strip across the windshield, the little stick on flames all over the car, the "R" racing seat covers, an integra type R badge, and last but not least, a stock exhaust on one side with a fart can on the other........i just didnt know what to think.

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you MUST post some pics of that "Kia Assasin" \
HA hA ;D

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I dunno, riciest car I've seen yet was a tempo with a snot green body and a wing. I think it was featured in import tuner magazine?

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i saw a focus lowered with the 99-00 civic si rims

erm, as far as i am aware, fords have a 4X108 pcd, and hondas DONT, so im not sure how you saw a focus wearing honda wheels... its sad when people make up "ricer kills" to make themselves and their ---- "i cant afford no rims" car look cool

(btw im not a ricer and i dont like bodykits etc..)

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ya a focus has 4x108 and hondas have 4x100 but some places that sell rims advertise 4x100s fitting a focus. i guess they just cram them on there.

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Best I've seen lately is a bone stock looking Jetta GL with a SIR badge on the grill, and a baby blue 95ish Pontiac Grand Am with Z3 fenders, dual exhaust, a hood with cutouts and mesh to mimic the Supra TRD hood, full white and blue interior and the standard issue touring car wing.

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anyone here seen a Pinto with one of those Aluminum Wing? and have a Type R decal on the side? hahaha.. funny site.

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I saw a Nissan Sentra sedan with a 94+ Integra front end and rear bumper on it. I was like WTF kind of Integra was this.. Popped the hood and it had a Nissan engine.. looked on the driver door panel and it was manufactured by Nissan.. Thankfully it was already where it belonged.. in the junkyard.

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I saw some chick in a 95 civic ex with a crap load of APC garbage.... and with an SI sticker on it but it was put in between the EX logo to spell out Civic SEXI...

was laughing my ass off.....

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so basically he could have saw a focus on prelude rims which look damn close to 99 si rims. :) (just a thought)

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none of these are better than the 99 four door civic in my town. aluminum spoiler, apc ---- all over, gtr emblem and sir emblem and stock steelies that camber in about 40 degrees. not to mention the body kit is spray painted silver to match the silver paint on the car

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I spotted two of these freaks the other day:

1) Dodge Colt hatch with gillette sensor wing on the roof? also had 16's with painted calipers. ha ha

2) Newer pontiac grand am with a bodykit that looked like it might have looked good on the Stealth Fighter. no wheels, nothin else just a space kit.

It's getting worse and worse everyday. I consider them terrorists to our roads

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theres some kid in my town that has a newer cougar, auto v6, with a can out that back, apc stickers all over, SiR stickers on the fenders, erecter set on the back, and slow as ----.

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nothing beats the 95-99 eclipse rs with an aluminum wing on top of the stock spoiler. no, no, no, don't attempt to remove the stock spoiler, just bolt that shopping cart handle on top of it. you can put some groceries in that ----------er and push it around.

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On the interstate the other day some kid in a busted 5g civic coupe started messing with me. the thing had apc stickers all over it, about six different colors of primer, a huge aluminum wing, and 13 inch steelies. He tried to race me and i pissed all over him up to about 80. slowed down and my friend yelled out the window "you want your car to do this?" and i took off again. with the dsm bov screaming, i slowed down again and the other guy holds up a bong or something and says hell ya. my friend yelled "keep dreaming" and i floored it. was the funniest ---- ... wish i had a picture of the look on his face. or his car. i dunno which was funnier... ;D