salesmonkey

---- that ----, its not depression its life. unless your thinking about suicide or never happy then maybe you have problems.

southwest2118

actually doesn't sound too crazy.. on some what related note for a while now I've been contemplating on setting my apt on fire...in my apt i have sofas, tv, book shelfs, dressers and everything else you'd find in an average apartment. and i could care less about any of it. what i'd probably miss the most would be my computer. there's two smoke detectors in my apt and have had one go off and no fire truck came or anything. i m not really sure if the other one is a smoke detector or a carbon monoxide or what the ---- ever. and after all is done i don't have any idea as to what i'll do. i know more then likely a investigation will be carried out and gasoline would be a detectable substance . i would like to make it look like a electrical fire. but at the same time need something that can't be put out too easily. a small explosion may ------ it well. but also i'd like to be at work when it happens so some type of timing device would probably be needed. but that might be tricky to make one that's undetectable after. right now would be the best time to do it as the apartment under me and to the side of me are empty i believe. and some one should see it ahead of time to alert the rest of the neighbors.


cliff note: if you dont feel good don't get on anti-depression/anxiety. because irrational people will think irrationally in rational situations..umm close enough ..---- off

Smith-02

duct tape the wife to the tprc and sodomize her

t_cel_t

ok
remember you only get 1 good rampage per life, so if your gonna do something you got to make it worth it. my suggestion would be trying to rob a bank/armored car. make sure you can get a lot of money, maybe even get someone else thats on the edge to help you. when you feel you are on the ------- verge thats when you do the job, you will have nothing to live for and if you do succeed then you will be happy with all your money, and if you fail, hey you tried your best and you are now dead/incarcerated for life.

dont waste your rampage on some stupid ---- like killing a hooker or some ----, make it worth your while incase you get away with it.

j3w

have you considered not giving a ----?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8

xternal

+1

DrSeuss

I found another solution. Get a pint glass, fill 1/4 with kahlua, 1/4 with good vodka, top up with milk. Drink like chocolate milkshake. Repeat as necessary. I find about 2 or 3 get me in the right state of mind.

Weed and ----- both complement the above recipe admirably.

2GeclipseRST

I wanted to snap and kill some people today.

I go to the junkyard for the ------- umpteenth ------- time today. I have the dually, a 350 chevy with a trailer and cash in ------- hand. I told them i want the car for the whatevereth time and showed them the cash for the infinitieth time. For the 10th or so time, he says, "NO KEY!" That's all the ------- beaner knows. I said, "you told me $300 and it's mine. I dont need a key, i'll break the window and the steering column. You've had the car here sitting for atleast 2 years. Nobody has bought it yet, you're not going to fix it because it doesn't have any pistons or honda parts in it, let me get it. You said he'd get the key 2 weeks ago. You have the title right?"

Beaner says, "yes, i have title"

"good, that's all i need. I have another rx7 just like this so i dont care about the key."

Beaner says, "OK." Then my mom's friend greg pulls a slim-jim out of the dually (greg build drag cars in his spare time when he's not doing hvac) and pops the doors.

Beaner says, "oh, we have no key for other cars in the way. You have to come back later."

Greg says, "monday ok?"

Beaner says, "ok"

I say, "I'll have $300 waiting for you at my house. I'm calling first. It'd better be ready. I've been here and talked to you about the car many times, i've had cash every time and you make up excuses every time. If you dont want to sell it, let me know now and quit wasting my time."

Beaner says, "I sell to you, $300."

Greg says, "are you going to pull it out so we can just put it on the trailer and go?"

Beaner says,"ok".

After we leave, i hear them talking and laughing saying some cabron-cholo-americano ---- or something. On our way back to greg's, his son andrew's truck that i'm riding in with the trailer on it takes a ----. We were talking about him putting a 350 turbo trans on in it since the last two in the truck took a ----. Sure enough, the transmission gives out and we drive the rest of the way home in low gear at 5000rpm's doing 40mph. We could smell the tranny cooking the whole way home. I was like, "All this bullshit and no car." I felt bad because they were doing me a favor and ---- and then the ------- mexicans had to spoil it yet again. I swear to ------- god if they pull some bullshit monday, i'm going back there with the ar-15, finding a nice spot in the woods and unloading a clip or two into all their honda stock and the rx7. I'll ---- em up so bad that there wont be any parts for those ******* to sell.

Jesus christ i wanna kill a ----------er. I did some skating and a little bmxing afterwords with some friends and talked to my gf for a little bit when i got home and now here i sit venting because she's going to tell me to quit being racist and immature over a car.

This reminds me of the ------- redneck who was supposed to sell me a 93 h23 lude for 2500 and ended up lying saying he sold it and it sat in his ------- driveway with a for sale sign still on it for another month and a half. What a ------- *****.

Those are the people i'd like to kill. ----------ing bullshitters. You see the money u want for your ---- in my hand. Take the ---- bitch or i'll shove it down your ----------ing throat and take what i want. It's not like i'm lowballing, i'm giving them the exact amount they told me they ------- wanted. Goddamn.

I need a joint, NOW. ---- random **** tests.....

raiden571

well, for starters, quickfix does work for your urine tests.
also, there are a lot worse things that could be going on in your life. dont sweat the small ---- man

EG-prince

Dude, I've been through some pretty rough ---- and in the end its all going to work out. Things seem like they are a bigger deal right now than they really are. Just need to step back and get a different perspective on things. Gotta appreciate all the good things. I sound like a ------- fortune cookie. ----. Don't be a -----. There, thats better